ELVIRA'S POV
"Nice bite mark, did Miranda get kinky?"
Doriana smirked.
Many Villagers heard.
You see I didn't really care if they knew but I feel Miranda would.
Even if she didn't care she would hate what Doriana said about her.
"Please just sleep it off"
I begged.
"No we must celebrate, Elvira is finally getting some action, it's been like 3 years since you last did?"
Doriana grinned.
I grabbed her Arm and dragged her to her house.
Doriana was going to have one hell of a hangover.
I jumped slightly as Miranda appeared in front of us.
"Do you not think before you speak?"
Miranda hissed.
Oh she looks like she's going to kill Doriana.
I don't even think Doriana knew how to think right now.
"Woo hoo pussy power, you two go"
Doriana giggled.
I couldn't help but stifle a laugh.
I stopped laughing when I noticed Miranda was ready to kill Doriana with her Claw Jewelry.
I grabbed Miranda's hand.
"Move she needs to be shut up"
Miranda stated.
"That's my best friend you can't just kill her"
I retorted.
Miranda was about to respond but was cut off by the sound of someone been sick.
I looked at Doriana and held her hair back so no sick got in it because that's gross.
"Two years"
Miranda stated.
"Huh?"
I asked.
"That's how long she has to clean the Reservoir and don't forget she is only alive because of you"
Miranda informed.
Two years? I only got a week and I'd argue what I did was worse.
Doriana crawled into her House.
I best remind her in the morning.
Miranda still seemed mad.
That doesn't shock me.
At all.
"Thank you for not killing her"
I sighed.
"Do you forget who I am?"
Miranda asked.
"No but the Villagers won't care about you having sexy time with someone like I literally threw shit on you before so what's the worst that could happen?"
I explained.
Miranda and I left the gathering and she didn't respond to what I said.
"What are you wanting to say pest?"
Miranda questioned.
"Well I was thinking, are you wanting our relationship to be known or not?"
I asked.
"No I would not want the shame of people knowing about someone as lowly as you"
Miranda stated.
Fuck her, she could've just said 'No' not all that.
"I'm starting to understand why nobody ever confessed to you"
I snapped.
I heard a laugh and felt her grab me by the Waist.
I glared at her.
"Settle down Pest, I'm not being serious, yes tell the Villagers I don't care"
Miranda smirked.
"Your jokes suck, the funniest thing about them is how bad they are"
I scoffed.
"Likewise with your pranks"
Miranda retorted.
That is not true.
She's wrong.
Very wrong.
"My pranks are hilarious"
I huffed.
She's just mad because she's on the receiving end.
I grabbed Miranda's mask off her face and put it on.
I bet it looked good.
Miranda glared.
"Give that back wretch"
Miranda hissed.
"Or what? You'll squawk at me"
I grinned.
"Your acting bold -"
Miranda started.
I grabbed Miranda's face.
"Maybe you will flap your Wings and ruffle your Feathers in frustration too?"
I smirked.
I heard Miranda breathe heavily.
I snickered, she was enjoying this.
"I would not"
Miranda retorted.
Miranda's Wings was actually out right now.
I ran my Finger over part of her Wing.
Some of her Feathers ruffled.
"Is that so?"
I chuckled.
"Silence pest"
Miranda snarled.
I laughed and headed to bed.
I woke up and saw Miranda was asleep.
I got up and remembered it was a service day.
Shit 20 minutes till it starts.
I quickly got ready and saw Miranda was still asleep.
She would miss her own Church service.
I got a Cup and filled it with Water.
Oh she isn't going to like this.
"Wake up"
I yelled.
I threw the water on her face.
Miranda woke up and glared at me.
This was pretty funny to me.
I pointed at the time.
"There is much more peaceful ways to wake someone up pest"
Miranda glared.
"You can't lecture me about peaceful"
I protested.
I got to the service and saw no Doriana, she must be at the Reservoir.
I'm surprised she remembered.
I sat next to a Girl called Elena.
"Is Mother Miranda running late?"
Elena asked.
"Uhhh"
I deadpanned.
"Your close, aren't you?"
Elena questioned.
"Yeah we are and she is"
I informed.
"What is the deal with you and Mother Miranda?"
Luiza inquired.
"Yeah I've been wondering that"
A Villager interrupted.
"Yeah me too, the only times Mother Miranda doesn't have this intimidating look on her face is when she's with you"
Another Villager explained.
"Give her some space"
Luiza deadpanned.
"Well I am in a relationship with her, in all honesty"
I admitted.
I was glad the service started so I didn't have to listen to there reactions.
All I saw was there shocked faces.
The service was dull.
It always was.
I was glad when it ended.
"You told those Villagers about us"
Miranda stated.
"I did"
I deadpanned.
"I see also you will be glad to know your friend showed up at the Reservoir"
Miranda smirked.
"Why are you so happy about that?"
I asked.
"She despises it and I enjoy watching her struggle and then Moreau decided to throw up on her"
Miranda explained.
"Is she ok?"
I questioned.
"She will be eventually"
Miranda informed.
I decided to head to Doriana's home.
Is she alright?
I knocked on the Door and Doriana opened it.
Well at least she's awake?
"That slime ball threw up on my hand"
Doriana glared.
"Miranda was going to kill you"
I informed.
Doriana looked scared.
I guess she didn't remember that part?
"She gets so mad, keep your scary Girlfriend under control, I finally heard about that"
Doriana explained.
"She is the leader of the Village there is only so much I can do"
I scoffed.
Well that's that.