(Drawing by mamunches on tumblr. I fucking love this artstyle)
Craig's pov
'DING'
I huff out as I hear my phone go off. I tiredly sit up in my bed, rubbing my eye as I grab my phone off the night stand.
'Two unread messages from 'Mother' . I open the messages from my mom and respond
Craig, could you go out and pickup some groceries for me?
I wanna come home to a full house
read at 11:25
Sure
read at 11:26
Good! Your dad left money for you under his alarm clock
read at 11:29
Okay 👍
read at 11:32
Take your sister with you. Be safe and I love you
read at 11:34
Love you too
delivered
I get out of my bed and walk over to my sisters loud ass room
"Hey, shithead get dressed mom said we gotta get groceries" I say to my sister as I pick up a stuffed bear by the door and throw it at her. "Oh yay!"
I turn my head towards the blondie who was cleaning up Tricia's tea cup set
"You too Tweek, get dressed you're coming with us" I watch the imp nod at me, placing the tea set on a circle table in the middle of the room after he stood up, then he walked out the room
"GET OUT I GOTTA CHANGE" Tricia shoves me out her room and closed her door. I start walking towards my room when I enter I watch in horror as Tweek picks up his dirty clothes.
Tweek's pov
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
I jumped as Craig yelled and snatched my clothes out of my hands. "HEY! THOSE ARE MY CLOTHES STUPID!"
"They're dirty! You don't wear dirty clothes, that's nasty"
I crossed my arms and narrowed my eyes on Craig who was gently putting my 'dirty' clothes in a landry basket.
"Well what am I supposed to wear then Mr.Wearing Dirty Clothes Is Nasty ?"
I say sarcastically getting in-front of the noiret's know it all face. "Just wear my clothes again till I can do landry"
He shoved me out of his way, picking up a nicely folded outfit on his desk then walking off to the bathroom. I huff out in frustration stomping over to Craig's wardrobe, opening drawers to find something good to wear.
After a few minutes I changed into khaki shorts and a short sleeve dark green shirt that I tucked in, the shirt also had a little pocket on the right side.
A couple minutes later Craig knocked on the door asking if he could come in and I let him in, the pastor was wearing baggy black pants and a white short sleeve t-shirt with a NASA logo on it. The noiret shuffled towards me with a beige cap with little green stars on it, then he placed it on my head and spoke out
"this is to hide your horns" he looked down at my dangling jagged tail.
"oh!" I gasped out as I realized I have to hide my tail, I wrapped it around my waist and untucked the shirt which was long enough to cover my butt.
Craig said he had to get the money as he put on his blue chullo before the pastor left the room he asked
"Tweek, could you feed Stripe for me? Her food is by the cage, just put a couple of food pallets in her bowl"
Craig pointed at his beloved guinea pig Stripe
"oh, sure!" I smiled as I watch the noiret give me a thumbs up then walking out of his room.
No pov
The imp happily walked over to Stripe's cage, ready to feed her
Tweek- "Hi Stripe! I'm Tweek, Craig asked me to feed you"
Tweek picked up the little food pallets made for guinea pigs, he opened Stripe's cage carefully pouring the pallets in her bowl making sure not to over do it. Stripe was feeling silly so she decided to go up to the blonde's hand and bite him.
Tweek- "ACK!" "OW, SHIT" The imp dropped the bag of food to grab his injured hand. He realized what he did,
he saw how full Stripe's bowl was. The poor blonde started tearing up from not only the bite but from fear on how Craig would react.
Craig- "WHAT HAPPENED?!" The pastor ran into his room after hearing Tweek's cries of pain, once he saw the imp crying on the floor he huddled over to him.
Craig- "what happened Tweek?"
Tweek- "I'M SORrY *hic* I'M SOrrrE CrAg I FUCTKEd U-UP *hic*"
Craig- "woah woah tone it down dude! I can't understand you when you're spazzing out, take a deep breath with me" Both boys take a couple deep breaths which helped Tweek calm down a bit
Craig- "okay, now tell me what happened" The pastor asked the imp, softly rubbing his back to comfort him
Tweek- "I'm sorry Craig! I-don't-know-what-happened-I-was-putting-the-pallets-in-and-Stripe-bit-me, I-don't-think-she -likes-me-but-it-made-me-drop-the-pallets-and-and-and-I OVER FILLED THE BOWL IM SORRY" Tweek frantically explained to Craig on what happened, pulling on his hair while doing so. The noiret saw this so he grabbed onto the blonde's hands and cupping them into his own
Craig- "it's okay Tweek, I'll clean up the mess, you just go downstairs and wait for me so I can clean your wound" The imp felt his face heat up, he couldn't mutter a single word so all he did was nod. The raven hair let go of the blonde's hand making Tweek get up and walk out the room.
Craig- "Strip #4 Tucker! We talked about biting people!" Craig got up and crossed his arms at his guinea pig, scolding her for biting.
Craig- "Somebody isn't getting strawberries for dessert tonight" The pastor continued to scold his pet as he cleaned up Tweek's mess
Stripe- *SQUEK!*
Craig- "No buts young lady! Go to your little cave" Finally Craig finished cleaning and scolding Stripe, he walked downstairs to Tweek so he could treat his wound
Tweek's pov
I clenched my eyes tightly as I feel Craig putting rubbing alcohol on my guinea pig bite.
"All done"
I squinted my eyes open as I heard the pastor's monotone voice, I see a Pokémon themed bandaid over where my bite was. I look at craig who was putting stuff back into a little first aid kit "Sorry again" I say out loud, embarrassed I messed up a simple task
"It's fine, it wasn't your fault"
Craig put the safety kit in a cabinet on his left. I Looked down at my lap, frowning at my bandage hand. I didn't feel better I still felt bad for spilling the food and making Craig clean up my mess
"hey don't stress too much on it, it was accident, I'm trying to teach Stripe to not bite"
He put his hand my head, ruffling my hair. I get up after the pastor put his hand down
"but i'm sti-" I was cut off by Craig putting money in my little shirt pocket."I said don't stress about it" he said looking at me then walking towards the stairs.
"TRIC COME ON WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE!"
"COMMMMINGGG"
I looked down at my Pokémon themed bandaid and smiled to myself feeling my heart flutter
(I guess my dumbass didn't proof read this so we're gonna imagine Tweek took off the hat when he was freaking out and that's how Craig ruffled his hair, before they left Tweek put the hat back on)