ELVIRA'S POV
Ok I guess I'm going to have to explain.
"A fucking plant?"
Heisenberg questioned.
"Well no I'm a person but there is Plant's inside my body waiting to do whatever they do"
I explained.
"Your fucking weird"
Heisenberg stated.
"Well you need to clean your fucking mouth"
I retorted.
I noticed Heisenberg had some scrap metal in his Arm.
"I bought it you freak, buy your own"
Heisenberg glared.
"The guy banned me"
I huffed.
Heisenberg let out a laugh.
"Ha that's why you don't throw Shit at people"
Heisenberg deadpanned.
I got some Lei and handed it Heisenberg.
"Please get me some"
I sighed.
I was surprised Heisenberg agreed.
I mean he didn't seem happy about it but he did.
Heisenberg returned not long after with the scrap metal before leaving to I assume his grimy little Factory.
I decided to find Doriana and see if she was acting normal.
I found her in Duke's queue.
I waited till she'd finished and she walked towards me.
"Are you good?"
I asked.
"Yes also sorry about yesterday I don't know what happened"
Doriana stated.
Doriana seemed on edge like something was going to jump out at her.
"Hm well it's my turn to set up a prank"
I informed.
"Do you even have anyone in mind?"
Doriana questioned.
"No nobody has pissed me off recently"
I sighed.
"There's one fucker called Anton who treats everyone like Shit"
Doriana explained.
"Oh the drunk? Sure let's do him, do you know where his most common location is?"
I asked.
"The Tavern he tends to sit there and just drink but before we do that, I need to visit a grave"
Doriana stated.
I watched as she put some Flowers at the grave of a dead relative.
I tripped over something.
Oh? It was a grave.
I got worried and checked to see I hadn't damaged it.
I was glad I hadn't.
"Sorry uh Eva?"
I deadpanned.
"You should look where your going"
Doriana retorted.
The grave I tripped over belonged to someone called Eva who died at the age of 10, she hadn't even lived well not properly.
'May you slumber only for a short while'
Was someone planning to revive this kid?
Whatever I guess it happened over a hundred years ago, still sad though.
"You ready to go?"
I asked.
"Yeah I'm waiting on you, now let's find Anton"
Doriana stated.
Anton was at the Tavern drunk of his Ass.
A lot of people in here was drunk.
I mean it is a Tavern.
"At this point shouldn't we just trick him into drinking some Water? I don't know how it can get more embarrassing than that"
I scoffed.
"You're right let's pick someone else"
Doriana deadpanned.
We left the Tavern which smelt by the way.
"Should we just prank someone nice? I mean they don't have to be Assholes"
I grinned.
"Elena?"
Doriana asked.
"I wouldn't know where to start, Angie?"
I sighed.
"The Doll?"
Doriana laughed.
"Yeah look at her flying around it's so tempting"
I grinned.
Doriana agreed.
"Hey Angie"
Doriana yelled.
The Doll flew over to us.
"What do you idiots want? Don't waste my time"
Angie screeched.
What do we say?
"Miranda has a present for you if you follow me"
I informed.
Angie got excited and began following us excitedly but still insulted us on the way."
"Don't lead me through those Plants"
Angie snapped.
"Why what's wrong with them?"
Doriana questioned.
I began laughing to myself, as I saw a Pink Duck in a bow waddle past me.
"That's why"
Angie stated.
"Is she high?"
Doriana inquired.
"No stupid, she's hallucinating"
Angie yelled.
"Well it looks like she's having fun, now how do I get her out of it?"
Doriana asked.
"Donna can sort her out but on one condition?"
Angie retorted.
"Of course"
Doriana nodded.
"You let me join in on your pranks instead of trying to prank me? I should have had you killed but instead I just made her hallucinate"
Angie explained.
I don't know what there conversation was exactly it was all blurry to me.
I began chasing after the Pink Duck.
I bashed into Miranda.
I can still hear Doriana and Angie but I can't see them.
"Miranda, do you see the pink Duck?"
I smiled.
It was weird she didn't glare back, she just smiled and gave me a hug?
Weird?
I hugged her back.
Whilst she's been nice would now be a time to tell her I really like her?
"Er Miranda can I just say? I uh have feelings for you"
I whispered.
I felt something go into my skin.
Ow.
A needle?
What the fuck?
I only saw darkness after that.
I woke up in a random Bed.
I ran down the stairs but paused as I saw a big portrait of Donna and Angie? Wait am I in House Beneviento?
I got down the stairs to see Doriana awkwardly sat with the two.
Angie started laughing as soon as she saw me.
"What's funny? And what happened? Where is the Pink fluffy Duck?"
I glared.
Doriana laughed at the mention of a Pink fluffy Duck.
"You started hugging a Tree snd saying you had feelings for it"
Angie cackled.
"You thought it was Miranda"
Doriana smirked.
It wasn't?
I thought she was acting a bit too nice.
"Oh"
I deadpanned.
How embarassing?
"I knew you liked her"
Doriana chuckled.
"Thank you Donna for your hospitality but I must go before the humiliation gets unbearable"
I nodded.
Donna nodded back.
Time to leave.
I got home and saw Miranda sat on a Chair.
It was strange to see her in stuff other than her dress and Robes.
Miranda looked annoyed.
"Cut the back open"
Miranda demanded.
"Huh?"
I asked.
"My Wings they need to be free"
Miranda informed.
Oh.
I grabbed some Scissors and opened the back slightly.
Miranda's Wings hit me in the Face as they sprung out.
I couldn't help but stare at Miranda's back and how there was mould on it.
"I didn't realize your back was so mouldy"
I deadpanned.
That sounded worse than I intended.
"Do you have a problem with that?"
Miranda hissed.
"No no not at all"
I protested.
I really didn't.
It was interesting.
Miranda turned around and gave me a look.
I don't think she believed me.
"I didn't realize your Arms and Legs was made out of Plants"
Miranda retorted.
I let out a laugh.
"There not even made out of that and you know it"
I snickered.
"Should we cut one off and see?"
Miranda smirked.
"No we should not and by the way I really do like your mouldy back it's interesting, why mould though?"
I informed.
"It chose me to be the priestess and gave me this power"
Miranda rambled.
What?
Is she ok?
"It's mould? I don't think it's capable of choosing anyone for anything"
I scoffed.
Unless the mould is the Black God she constantly preaches about?
Oh my Miranda has lost it?
"You dare to doubt me? Wretch"
Miranda hissed.
"I'm confused"
I admitted.
Miranda smirked.