'AAHH SHIT IM SO SCREWED!!' You internally scream at yourself. Your best friend was just adopted from your orphanage. Which was nothing special. Although...
You had barely missed his leaving car. You were sulking in the corner of your room, only to remember one important thing. Axel, your bestfriend, left you his phonenumber!
Immediately you flip open your phone. Which was an older model, but still works just fine. You hope that he sees your message.
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[xxx-xxx-xxxx]
(Y/n)
Hii! I'm sorry i wasn't there to say goodbye.. but I hope you see this!
???
Uhh hi?
Do you have the wrong number?
(Y/n)
Oh! Right! It's me (Y/n)!
???
Yea, kid, you have the wrong number-
You've contacted the Dazai Osamu, of the Armed Detective Agency!
(Y/n)
Wait..
WAIT.
AS IN THAT ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY. THE DETECTIVES WITH ABILITIES THAT WORK TOGETHER TO HANDLE REALLY HARD WORK!??!?
???
Aha.. yep! That's us!
What? Are you a fan of us, who's the favorite?
(Y/n)
YESS! IVE ONLY SEEN YOU GUYS ON THE TV!! I LIKE..
What's his name....
Oh! Oh! Ranpo!!
???
That's a good choice! Say, (Y/n), would you like to meet the others?
(Y/n)
WOWOWOW!!! YESYESYES PLEASE! TYTYTYTY
(Y/n) changed '???' To 'Detective Dazai'
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You look down at your phone. Over and over and over again. Is this real? Is that really that bandage guy you saw on the TV?
The Armed Detective Agency. An agency of gifted people. They were stationed in Yokohama, the city over from your orphanage. You mainly knew Ranpo Edogawa, he was always of TV due to his ability, 'super deduction'. You've seen others once or twice. Like a farm boy, and said before, Dazai.
Like them, you were aware that you also had an ability. Although, yours was hardly useful. You couldn't even use it properly! The last time you did was in self-defence. That's when it ended your father's life. You were only 5, so you were never arrested. Especially after they examined your body.
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Detective Dazai created: 'Detectives + Little Detective!'
Detective Dazai
Heyy everyonee!!!
???
Dazai, what is this?
???
Who's little Detective? Is it your kid or something!!
???
No way in hell this stupid waste of bandages has a child.
(Y/n)
HII ..
IM (Y/N)!
I MET DAZAI LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND NOW IM HERE!!!
Detective Dazai
YESS!! HI KID!!
EVERYONE INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
???
This is stupid.
I'm Kunikida Doppo.
???
I'm Miyazawa Kenji! It's a pleasure to meet new people! How old are you?
(Y/n)
I know. The staff here said not to share
Personal info
But you guys are Detectives, so it's ok!!
I'm 10!!!
'(Y/n)' changed '???' Name to 'Mr. Kunikida'
'(Y/n)' changed '???' Name to 'Mr. Miyazawa'
Mr. Kunikida
So, kid, your telling me. You a 10 year old, a child.
TEXTED THIS MANIAC?!?!
Mr. Miyazawa
Ooh! Funn!! Another kid! Are you in Yokohama, you've heard of us I believe!
Detective Dazai
Woah! Kenji I didn't know you liked getting so much personal info from people!
I dont think you'll use it against them though! So it's fineeee!!
Mr. Kunikida
No! It's not fine! Personal safety should come first.
(Y/n)
Oh! I'm in the city over from Yokohama!
Mr. Kunikida
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
JUST BECAUSE WE ARE DETECTIVES DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD SHARE YOUR INFO!!
WHAT WOULD WE DO IF YOU SHARED THIS TOO, I DONT KNOW, THE PORT MAFIA!?
(Y/n)
The Port Mafia?
What's that??
Other than it being the Mafia...
Mr. Kunikida
Well, they are bad people. Something a child shouldn't be messing around with. Okay?
Mr. Miyazawa
Kunikida your so weird! You don't have to spell ok all the way! Silly!
Detective Dazai
That's Kunikida for you! Also Kunikida, you know you can shorten I don't know to idk..
'Mr. Miyazawa' changed 'Mr. Miyazawa' name to 'Kenji!!'
Kenji!!
There! I prefer my first name anyway! Oh! Kunikida!! Is Ranpo and Yosano back from their mission yet? Wasn't it about some murder case? I'm sure they'd love to meet this kid!
Mr. Kunikida
KENJI. PLEASE FIKTER YOUR WORDS. THATS WORK STUFF, PRIVATE INFO A RANDOM 10 YEAR OLD SHOULDNT BE HEREING!
Detective Dazai
*filter*
Mr. Kunikida
SHUT UP DAZAI
(Y/n)
*hearing* <3
Mr. Kunikida
WHY YOU....
Detective Dazai
That's my kid!!!
'Detective Dazai' changed '(Y/n)' to 'Mini Dazai<3'
Mr. Kunikida
DONT ENCOURAGE THEM!?
???
What's going on here?
Mini Dazai<3
OOOH! A NEW PERSON!!
IM (Y/N)
HELLOO!!!
Kenji!!
Junichiro you keep your notifications off right? I never asked why!
'Kenji!!' Changed '???' Name to 'Junichiro!!'
???
It's because his sister doesn't want him talking to other men, so she turned it off for him.
Detective Dazai
Welcome back Ranpo! Tell me have you met my new favorite person yet???
'???' Changed '???' Name to 'Ranpo: worlds greatest detective'
Ranpo: world's greatest detective
You mean (Y/n) aka Mini Dazai.
Hate to say this but
I don't think Kunikida can handle two of you.
Especially if you decide to adopt them.
Mr. Kunikida
Adopt?
Kenji!!
Adopt??
Detective Dazai
I knew I smelled orphans vibes from them!! You know, that's a great idea Ranpo!!!
(Y/n) where do you live again??
Mr. Kunikida
Oh lord help me.
Mini Dazai<3
YOU WOULD ADOPT ME??
ONG WAIT
IDK WHERE I LIVE...
???
did someone say orphan?
Who.
Where.
Are they ok??
Mr. Kunikida
Don't tell me.
Dazai just practically summoned
Atsushi, by saying orphan.
Detective Dazai
Ok! One.
Goodmorning Atsushi!
And two.
Ranpoo???
'Detective Dazai' changed '???' Name to 'Atsushi (weretiger)'
Ranpo: Worlds greatest detective
Nah.
Mini Dazai<3
:(
Also
Atsushi?
Weretiger?
Is He a furry of something?
Mr. Kunikida
How is this kid and Dazai NOT related by blood.
Atsushi (weretiger)
What's a furry???
Mini Dazai<3
Don't worry about it..
Oh.
I have to go...
Eat crappy orphanage food
Dazai please find me
Dazai (Y/n)
Sounds like an amazing name..
Detective Dazai
ILL COME FOR YOU SOON MY DEAR CHILD!!
Mr. Kunikida
No.
Detective Dazai
:(
Atsushi (weretiger)
Me and Junichiro said bye!!
Kenji!!
Seeya (Y/n)!!!
Ranpo: World's greatest detective
Bye kid!
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A/N
Yayay!!! So I'm planning on making this like a chatfic but forming more into regular fanfic as time goes on.
I don't know if I want you to bond with ada now or like bring in the pm... I'll wait for pm so you can meet the others!!!
Info about you and Axel :
Name: (Y/n)
Ability: ???
Status: un-adopted
Age: 10
Parents: deceased
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Likes: cats, nature, snacks
Dislikes: bugs, dark, being alone, loud sounds/places.
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Name: Axel _____
Ability: ........
Status: adopted by ______
Age: 12
Parents: alive, didn't want him
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Likes: small animals, music, learning
Dislikes: liars, killing, mother
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