π——π—”π—¬π—Ÿπ—œπ—šπ—›π—§, formula 1

By maripercv

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In which Daniel Ricciardo accidentally adds a stranger into his F1 group chat instead of Carlos Sainz. More

𝗗 𝗔 𝗬 π—Ÿ π—œ π—š 𝗛 𝗧
00. wrong number
01. mamados
02. random gc
04. kinda bored
05. last lap
06. Romero's CafΓ©
07. a dream
08. this is so weird
09. Lando's tweet
10. no way
11. i knew it!
12. unreal
13. surprise surprise
14. too hot to handle
15. famous
16. dm now
17. im in love
18. crazy fans
19. little coffee run
20. ladies night
21. thank you
22. Friendly double date
23. Maybe one day
24. the plan
25. matchmaker
26. so blind
27. We miss you
28. We're just friends
29. just tell her
30. He was in love
31. An almost kiss
32. Daniel the therapist
33. I've waited so long
34. My kind of woman
35. Great friend
36. A little company
37. Soulmates
38. Just for you
39. Mother's blessing
40. Golden Boy
41. Okay, im dying
42. Yes or no?
43. I miss you
44. full of surprises
45. More days like this
46. Im feeling 22
47. Silverstone bby!
48. my only champion
49. tough race but with a lovely girl
50. one year since I fell in love
51. Honey, we made it
52. You complete me

03. children

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imposter
hello there

tsunoda
Hello imposter!!

honey badger
hey there

last lap
hello isabella

imposter
so, i was yk randomly thinking

last lap
wow you can do that?!

imposter
shut up last lap

last lap
ok

honey badger
what were you thinking about

imposter
how can animals have babies
like is it like how humans have babies???

honey badger
hold on

imposter
like do animals just have have sex cause like they can't freaking talk!! how tf

chavo sabroso
they fertilize, Isabella

imposter
okay but howwww like does the male animal asks the female animal if he can freaking put an egg in her???
also, can different types of animals have sex liek with other animals

mad max
wtf is happening

honey badger
isabella is right tho
like how do they have sex
do make animals have penis??????

imposter
RIGHT LIKE HWO TF DO THEH

nano
that is such a childish question guys

imposter
well do you know that answer
mister nano?
well would you look at that
silence silence silence

last lap
okay but why were you thinking about animals having babies

imposter
because i can? tf you always ask the most obvious questions

last lap
no i don't

honey badger
you kinda do

last lap
oh so you add a random stranger and suddenly your bestfriends? i thought you were mine
😕😕😕

honey badger
don't worry lando you'll always be my best friend

imposter
such a cute interaction

did you guys know ed sheeran has a wife and kids
🧍🏻‍♀️
😏😏

lord perceval
ED SHEERAN HAS A WHAT

honey badger
ED SHEERAN AHS HAD SEX WTF

imposter
i literally found out today
my boy has been busy getting some😏😏😏

tripod
@last lap
hahahahaha ed sheeran has had sex tf

last lap
why did you even tag me

tripod
because you're a kid??

last lap
hey!! i'm 22 i am legally not a kid anymore

honey badger
you act like one

Mr. Saturday
you literally do too

honey badger
literally who invited you george

Mr. Saturday
okay

imposter
hello george

last lap
don't listen to here she's an imposter

imposter
blame daniel for that

honey badger
it was an accident!!

tripod
how old are you?

honey badger
32 how do you not know my age you literally went to my birthday party last year

tripod
not you dumbass
i meant Isabella

honey badger
oh....

imposter
i'm not telling you my age
again what if you're some kind of psychopaths?

tripod
she's probably like 12 or something

imposter
DO I WRITE LIKE A 12 YEAR OKD WTD???

last lap
i hope she's like my age so i won't be alone

imposter
boy shut up no one's talking to you

honey badger
HEY! leave baby lando alone

nano
children, literal children











AUTHORS NOTE

i love f1 it's like literally my whole personality although i don't completely understand it

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