honey badger
GUYS HUYS
so i was thinking like out of nowhere right
chavo sabroso
daniel it's 3:00 in the morning
is it important?
honey badger
it's 3 in the morning where YOU live
and yes, it is important
mad max
why am i named mad max?
hello
honey badger
no reason, buddy!!
i need everyone to wake up wtf
this is important ⚠️⚠️
imagine i was dying and none of you cared
lord perceval
Hello, it's a bit late isnt it?
honey badger
no.
last lap
seriously dani???
everyone's name is cooler than mine😕😕
honey badger
hey! yours is unique and special
last lap
😑😑
sure it is
tripod
i like mine 😏😏
honey badger
of course you do
of course you do...
anyway
where is carlos?
i cant find his contact
wait nvm found it
huh i didnt have him registered
honey badger added smooth operator
last lap
who tf is that
honey badger
it's carlos!!
smooth operator
what is this?
why are you discussing nicknames
chavo sabroso
took you long enough hermano!
honey badger
sweet sweet carlos, pretending like he doesn't know us🤪🤪
last lap
since when does carlos text like this
smooth operator
like what exactly??
last lap
like someone who knows how to write
smooth operator
first i dont know if i should take this as a compliment
second of all, wtf is this
honey badger
you hit your head or something?
its a group chat !!
lord perceval
that's why you havent answered my messages!!
you changed your number
i thought you were ignoring me
last lap
that's not carlos dummy 🤦🏽♂️
smooth operator
who is carlos and why is my contact name smooth operator??
are you guys like.... killers or something??
honey badger
yeah... i think i added someone else
also no, were not killers
i dont thinks any killer would text the victim
smooth operator
and how do you know that mister honey badger?🤔🤔
tripod
so stranger, if you're not our friend, then who are you?
smooth operator
im not giving you my name??? what if you're some kind of crazy psychopaths who randomly add people and asks for their name and then kills them
yeah not risking that
honey badger
wowowowow hold yp
you're seriously not carlos??
i thought we were joking
honey badger changed smooth operator to stranger⚠️⚠️
stranger⚠️⚠️
i don't even know a carlos
last lap
so no
lord perceval
so he's been ignoring my messages😔😔
mad max
what's so important about him answering you messages?
lord perceval
we were supposed to play pool on the message thing he taught me
honey badger
wait okay
everyone shh
@stranger⚠️⚠️
who are you and how did you get in here
stranger⚠️⚠️
you added me??
honey badger
not convinced
stranger danger
this one probably killed carlos and took his phone
stranger⚠️⚠️
if i killed him why woudk i even be texting you??
YOU are probably the one who wants to kill me and in the way killed carlos
tripod
the stranger has a point
honey badger
🤨🤨🤨
stranger⚠️⚠️
of course i do
whatever
what the fuck are these nicknames
it's like a bunch of roblox kids o smth
honey badger
HEY RUDE
yours isnt any better
stranger⚠️⚠️
well of course it isnt because i didnt choose it!!
mad max
okay wait, so this is not carlos?
stranger⚠️⚠️
NO
honey badger
NO
last lap
i feel like you should tell us your name
stranger⚠️⚠️
why do you want to know my name??
last lap
because
stranger⚠️⚠️
not a reason last lap
last lap
yep i dont want to be known as last lap
im lando
stranger⚠️⚠️
what kind of name is lando HAHAHAHAHAHAJAAJAJtf
honey badger
HEY leave lando alone
im daniel
call me dani😁
stranger⚠️⚠️
dani it is
tripod
im pierre
stranger⚠️⚠️
what's the nick name got to do with you name...
tripod
it's a long and confusing explanation
honey badger
long indeed😏😏
stranger⚠️⚠️
i suppose the others are asleep
I'm isabella, you can call me what you want i dont really mind
lord Perceval
it's a girl!!
stranger⚠️⚠️
i wasn't told this was a gender reveal??
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Isabella
such a pretty name
imposter
thank you lando, i take back what i said about your name
honey badger changed stranger⚠️⚠️ to imposter
imposter
really dani😑😑😑
chavo sabroso
jaja hermano lando coronandoooo😎😎
hello i am checo👋
imposter
woooowww you speak spanish??
where are you from?
chavo sabroso
México!!
imposter
no way!! im from mexico too, monterrey!
honey badger
more latina mamis 🤪🤪
i was kidding sorry
imposter
.....
apology accepted dani
honey badger
did carlos change his number or something? i seriously not know what happened to him
last lap
he changed it moons ago dani
you just have the old one
honey badger
he never asked for my number😕😕
last lap added REAL smooth operator
honey badger
the REAL wasnt necessary
last lap
it REALLY was necessary
REAL smooth operator
helloooo
what i ms this
imposter
hello real smooth operator
i am isabella
REAL smooth operator
that is a beautiful name
honey badger
WE MADE MORE LADY FREIBDS MATE
quick story
so i wanted to add everyone into the group chat but when i wended to add you, your contact name didnt come ojt so i basically added what i thought was yours
and will you look at that
a beautiful girl is our friend now
REAL smooth operator
i mean i read all messages so i understood
honey badger
hmm okay
imposter
why do you think im beautiful hmm?
you've never seen me
honey badger
your name is pretty so i just assumed that
last lap
everyone with a beautiful name must be beautiful
imposter
you just insulted yourself
last lap
is lando really not a nice name?
imposter
its not not nice, its just not... common
last lap
hmmm
REAL smooth operator
WAIT WAIT
so you guys thought you added me but you really didnt
and you didnt notice it wasnt me?
honey badger
it was a simple mistake
last lap
hey! i did notice something different
REAL smooth operator
you insulted me😑😑
last lap
but that's how i noticed jt wasnt you😎
imposter
i really feel like I know this
AUTHORS NOTE
it's so hard to write everyone with their own personalities 😭😭
- love, Martina