PART ONE:
CHAPTER ONE: Dinosaurs Are The Reason We Can't Have Aliens
CHAPTER TWO: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
CHAPTER THREE: Enemies To Lovers Is Written In The Stars, Apparently
CHAPTER FOUR: Freedom Is A Place on Earth: And That's Camp Cretaceous
CHAPTER FIVE: Gollum Makes A Guest Appearance In The Form Of Eva
CHAPTER SIX: IF SINO SANDWICH, WHY NOT EDIBLE?
CHAPTER SEVEN: People Almost Die and Still, Eva Is More Annoyed With Kenji
CHAPTER EIGHT: Kenji And Eva Gravely Injure Each Other To Not Be The Rotten Egg
CHAPTER NINE: Eva (Surprisingly) Saves Her Mortal Enemy From Certain Death
CHAPTER TEN: Darius Comes Close to Punching Eva or Kenji, or Maybe Them Both
CHAPTER ELEVEN: Eva Is Attracted To Yaz For 3.4 Seconds
CHAPTER TWELVE: Eva Kicks A Dinosaur In The Head For The First Time
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Yasmina is a Certified Badass
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: Brooklynn Jinxes The Campers, And Eva Concludes Everyone Has Daddy Issues
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Kenji Pushes Eva To Her Imminent Death
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Eva Is Attracted To Kenji For 2.7 Seconds
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: Inclusive Dr. Doofenshmirtz
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: If The Shoe Fits
CHAPTER NINETEEN: Eva Worries For Her Mortal Enemy's Safety
CHAPTER TWENTY: Left Behind
CHAPTER TWENTY ONE: Kenji Is A Pretty Little Princess
CHAPTER TWENTY TWO: Japan is Attacking
CHAPTER TWENTY THREE: The Tragedy of Noelle Kerr
CHAPTER TWENTY FOUR: Esther Stone is the Glue That Binds Teenage Girls
CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE: We're Not Alone
CHAPTER TWENTY SIX: Kenji Leaves Eva Completely Defenseless
CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT: Bathroom Yurt Discussions
CHAPTER TWENTY NINE: Only Kenji Can Call Me That
CHAPTER THIRTY: Eva Loses Control
CHAPTER THIRTY ONE: Holographic T. Rex
CHAPTER THIRTY TWO: I Hate You Too
PART TWO:
CHAPTER THIRTY THREE: Dream A Little Dream of Me
CHAPTER THIRTY FOUR: Disappointed in You
CHAPTER THIRTY FIVE: It's Me, I'm The Problem, It's Me
CHAPTER THIRTY SIX: Sweetarts and Milk Duds
CHAPTER THIRTY SEVEN: Overthinking It
CHAPTER THIRTY EIGHT: Crates of Food
CHAPTER THIRTY NINE: Lemon Squeezy
CHAPTER FORTY : That One Time In Your Dorm Room...
CHAPTER FORTY ONE: Nothing Lasts Forever
CHAPTER FORTY TWO: Pure of Heart
CHAPTER FORTY THREE: If It Works, It's Not Stupid
CHAPTER FORTY FOUR: Ravioli and Heart Palpitations
CHAPTER FORTY FIVE: Trade Secret
CHAPTER FORTY SIX: Blind Hope
CHAPTER FORTY SEVEN: I Know You Know, And I Also Know
CHAPTER FORTY EIGHT: In Love With Our Best Friends
CHAPTER FORTY NINE: Kenji Effortlessly Picking Up Eva For 4.8k Words
CHAPTER FIFTY : To The P-House!
CHAPTER FIFTY ONE: I Will Get Down On My Knees And Beg
CHAPTER FIFTY TWO: Welcome to Darilynn
CHAPTER FIFTY THREE: Welcome to Jurassic Park
CHAPTER FIFTY FOUR: Captain Kenj to Dariusaurus
CHAPTER FIFTY FIVE: If I Die
CHAPTER FIFTY SIX: I'll Do Whatever It Takes
CHAPTER FIFTY SEVEN: I Think I'm in Love With You
CHAPTER FIFTY EIGHT: Fight or Flight
CHAPTER NINE: The Man In The Yellow Coat
CHAPTER SIXTY : Hostage Situation
PART THREE:
CHAPTER SIXTY ONE: Mausebär
CHAPTER SIXTY TWO: Who Would Grieve If They Died At Sea?
CHAPTER SIXTY THREE: Don't Let Me Go
CHAPTER SIXTY FOUR: Let's Go, Pretty Boy
CHAPTER SIXTY FIVE: When Would They Finally Be Free?
CHAPTER SIXTY SIX: Holland Roden is a Total Babe
CHAPTER SIXTY SEVEN: Unauthorized Life Form Detected
CHAPTER SIXTY EIGHT: I Won't Let Anything Happen To You
CHAPTER SIXTY NINE: Peer Pressure
CHAPTER SEVENTY: You've Got A Plane To Catch
CHAPTER SEVENTY ONE: ROLL THE CREDITS
CHAPTER SEVENTY TWO: No Match For Big Eatie
CHAPTER SEVENTY THREE: Screaming Spinosaurus
CHAPTER SEVENTY FOUR: Hacking a BRAD
CHAPTER SEVENTY FIVE: Not Little Ass Kicker
CHAPTER SEVENTY SIX: Who's The Cutest Ugliest Little Thing?
CHAPTER SEVENTY SEVEN: Every Step Of The Way
CHAPTER SEVENTY EIGHT: Together
CHAPTER SEVENTY NINE: I Couldn't Be Prouder of You, Son
CHAPTER EIGHTY: I'll Never Let Anything Hurt You
CHAPTER EIGHTY ONE: She Didn't Deserve Any of It
CHAPTER EIGHTY TWO: Don't Leave
CHAPTER EIGHTY THREE: You're Hurting Yourself
CHAPTER EIGHTY FOUR: Shaky Ground
CHAPTER EIGHTY FIVE: I Kissed Him
CHAPTER EIGHTY SIX: Just Kiss Already
CHAPTER EIGHTY SEVEN: Girls Got Skills
CHAPTER EIGHTY EIGHT: It's What We Have To Do
CHAPTER EIGHTY NINE: The Return of Kenji
CHAPTER NINETY: Defending The Territory
CHAPTER NINETY ONE: The Nublar Seven
CHAPTER NINETY TWO: 8:39 P.M.
BONUS CHAPTER 1.1: Impulsive Decisions Are The Only Correct Decisions
BONUS CHAPTER 1.2: Parallels
BONUS CHAPTER 1.3: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
BONUS CHAPTER 1.4: For Being a Dickhead, What Else?
BONUS CHAPTER 2.1: It's Not a No!
BONUS CHAPTER 2.2: We Are In A Grocery Store!
BONUS CHAPTER 2.3: To Love So Many People At Once