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It has recently come to our attention that this journal, belonging to the notorious renegade known to some as "Party Poison" has been circulating around the populace of our perfect city. You now hold this journal in you hands because we trust in your commitment to our cause.
Your job is to destroy this book and the relics contained between the pages. Please, for the sake of your mental health and wellbeing, DO NOT read the provided material. Do not poison your mind with such delusions and lies.
Don't forget to smile,
Public Relations Department
Better Living Industries