Don narrating: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, our teams got geysered in Iceland. HA! What fun! Then they either had to chip out a fossil, or choke down an Icelandic Thanksgiving feast. The goths won first and went crazy. The Vegans went rouge but still came in last. Lucky for them, it wasn't an elimination challenge, so they got to stay! And I found out not all girls punch like girls! I survived that but one team won't survive today! This is the Ridonculous Race!
Don: Here in Iceland, yesterday's Chill Zone is today's starting line, and yesterday's winners, the goths, are first to get a travel tip!
Ennui hits the button on the Don Box and collects the tip
Ennui: Huh, Brazil
Don: Sunny, sunny Brazil! Home to bassa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me up at night! Teams will travel here on these chartered planes! The first eight teams take a direct flight, the last seven will arrive two hours later because they're on the milk run! Literally.
The Fashion Bloggers, Ice Dancers, Goths and Reality TV Pros collect their tip
Noah: C'mon!
He and Owen both take off, cut to the airport
Don: The first group of teams have reached the airport and are running to catch the first flight!
Dwayne who is running with Dwayne Jr, he is holding a fossil
Dwayne: Good thing we're not flying Pal-Pie express, huh? All thanks to this baby!
He holds up the fossil
Dwayne: Kept it as a present for your mom!
Dwayne Jr: I still feel bad about taking the Vegan's fossil.
Dwayne: Well it WAS an accident! We didn't know it was theirs, pal! Besides! Happy wife, happy life!
He suddenly drops the fossil, and it breaks into pieces
Dwayne Jr: Well, it's the thought that counts. C'mon!
Owen is chewing on Beary's ear nervously, Noah just gives a worried/confused look
Noah confessional: Owen's a bit nervous about being in a military plane again.
Owen confessional: Can ya blame me?! I almost died!
Back in the plane, Owen's stomach growls, he burps up stuffing, which lands all over Noah
Owen: Where's Beary?
Noah who has stuffing all over him, most notably on his eyebrows, hair and mouth, he spits the stuffing out with a deadpan look
Noah: You just ate him.
Owen: *gasps* OH NO! Will you hold me?
Noah: I'd rather not-!
Owen suddenly squeezes him.
Jacques confessional: We failed in Iceland! ICEland! That's unacceptable!
Josee confessional: Agreed! Last time I was this mad about where I placed, I got a new partner!
Jacques glares at her, the Rockers, Stepbrothers, Adversity Twins, Sisters, Police Cadets, Mom and Daughter and Vegans make it to flight number two
Don: As teams fill up plane number two, our first plane is preparing to leave.
It begins to take off until the it drives over the shattered pieces of Dwayne's fossil, popping the tires, the plane begins to shake and the teams inside rumble around, the intercom turns on
Pilot: Sorry, folks; flat tire! Must've rolled over something sharp!
Dwayne tries to look innocent as Dwayne Jr facepalms
Don: In a stunning reversal, yesterday's winners now look like losers, as plane number two is in the air, on it's way to Brazil!
Inside the plane, the teams are all stuck with animals such as sheep, goats and cows. Several of them hold their noses, but some don't. Kitty is taking a selfie with the animals as Emma glares at her, Laurie and Miles are petting a sheep and Spud is on top of a cow like it's a bull
Taylor: Yeah, SO no. I am NOT doing this!
Kelly: Come on, Taylor! They're just cows, you eat them, you wear them, it's not so bad; just be one with the cow!
Suddenly, a cow lifts up its tail and... disposes its waste all over Taylor's boots. She shrieks.
Taylor confessional: It POOPED on my BOOTS!
Kelly confessional: Everyone said we wouldn't last two days on the show; that we'd never survive outside of the hills! Well, y'know, we may be a lot of things, but we're not quitters!
Taylor: I'm quitting!
She kicks a goat into off-screen, it baa's in pain, Taylor walks away
Kelly: If you stay I'll buy you a car.
Taylor: Okay! Done!
The goat baa's angrily and runs back on-screen, it then charges Taylor and headbutts her off-screen.
Laurie and Miles watch guiltily as two sheep munch on some hay
Laurie: I at the sheep's heads so we could stay in the game! But the non-elimination meant I didn't have to! I DIDN'T HAVE TO!!!
Miles just looks around nervously, then slaps Laurie
Miles: Okay, you need to calm down; what happens in Iceland STAYS in Iceland, okay?
Laurie sighs, Miles' cheeks bulge at the scent of her breath
Laurie: What? What?!
Miles swallows down the barf
Miles: I'm sorry, it's just that your... breath smells like sheep head!
Laurie smells her breath
Miles: DOES ANYONE HAVE A MINT?!
A cow walks up to Jay and Mickey, mooing
Mickey: Well, they're not making us sneeze! That's something. I wonder if being near so many ACTUAL cows will affect our lactose intolerance?
Jay: I guess we'll find out.
Cut to a map of the world, a dotted line created by a plane goes from Iceland to Brazil
Don: Flight number two has started its decent to the Brazilian destination.
The plane lands and the Adversity Twins are first off, holding their stomachs
Jay: RUN!!!
They run past the Don Box
Mickey confessional: We have our answer, our lactose intolerance extends to even being near cows!
His stomach rumbles, he cringes in pain
Jay: Can-can you find some toilet paper, or some
his stomach rumbles
Jay: some napkins?!
A loud fart is heard
Jay: Clean pants?
Mickey groans, teams hit the buzzers and get their tips
MacArthur: It's a Botch or Watch.
Pan over to Don standing next to a log, a glove hangs from a branch
Don: In this Botch or Watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must perform a traditional Brazilian right of passage.
Zoom in on the glove, ants are crawling all over it.
Don: and stick their hand inside this mitt full of venomous bullet ants to retrieve their next travel tip.
He throws a chicken drumstick inside the glove, it rattles around as the ants eat it, Don smiles
Don: This is INSANE!
Kitty: Bullet ants?
Emma: Yeah, little known fact- the pain of their venom can last up to twenty-four hours.
Kitty: Oh, great.
Her, and the rest of the teams, all gather around the log, the glove rattles around as a snarl is heard, everyone gasps, the bone from the drumstick is spat out, it hits Mickey in the head, everyone just stares in shock
Mickey confessional: I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity! Last year on a school trip to Seaville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat!
He and Jay go to high five but they miss
Mickey confessional: We don't high five much; it's pretty new to us.
They try again, Jay accidentally smacks Mickey, who stumbles into Laurie as she goes for a tip, she screams as she falls onto the glove
Mickey: I'm SO SORRY!!!
Laurie: No no! I-I detherve that!
She walks back over to the other teams, who all gasp when they see her swollen face, a ticket stuck in her hat
Larie: What? What'th wrong?
Miles: Um... Nothing!
She takes the tip and reads it, she keeps staring at Laurie's face
Miles: Okay, feeling divine and swing your butts to the coconuts!
Pan over to Don, who hollers like Tarzan as he swings across a gap on a vine, he lands on the other side of the gap with a grunt
Don: Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary
pan out to see the gap he was talking about
Don: and then search for their next tip
pan over to a pile of coconuts
Don: hidden in THESE piles of coconuts!
Pan back over to the contestants who just stare in shock
Laurie: Thoundth good to me! Leth go!
Miles grabs her
Miles: Uh, okay, this way!
Lorenzo: Called it!
He sticks his hand in and screams in pain, Chet just grins at this.
Chet: It's my turn to botch!
He sticks his hand in and screams in pain, he pulls up the tip
Chet: Got it.
They run off, Mickey just walks over to the glove until MacArthur rams him off-screen, she then kisses her bicep, then turns to the glove
MacArthur: Hey, bullet ants! Welcome to the gun show!
she sticks her hand in, almost immediately begins screaming in pain, they crawl up her arm as she retracts her hand, swollen but holding the tip
MacArthur: Gah! They're on my person! They're on my person!
She and Sanders run off, Mickey walks back over to the glove, Taylor walks up to him and glares him down until Kitty walks up
Kitty: Hey, he was here first; it's HIS turn!
Taylor: Ugh, fine! But I'm next!
Mickey: Wow! Uh, thank you!
Kitty: You're welcome!
She walks off
Mickey confessional: Cute girls don't talk to us. Unless it's stuff like "Are you okay?" "How many fingers do you see?"-
Jay confessional: "Whose your emergency contact?" "I can't understand you when you're sobbing."
Mickey: Y'know. Stuff like that.
Mickey grins smugly as he pulls out a tip, unharmed, Jay flashes a thumbs up
Mickey: Here.
Kitty: Thank you!
Kitty takes the tip and pulls him into a hug and takes a selfie, Mickey wide-eyed
Emma confessional: What happened to our no alliance agreement?!
Kitty confessional: I didn't form an alliance! And I never agreed to your agreement.
Emma confessional: Kitty's in favor of trusting our competitors!
Kitty confessional: And Emma doesn't trust anyone since Jake broke up with her!
Emma confessional: Not- you're so- Rgh!
Taylor walks up next and just simply blows into the glove, a tip flies out
Taylor confessional: Doctor's say my lung capacity is, like, so HUGE they can't even measure it with their lung rulers, or whatever.
Kelly confessional: When she was five, she held her breath for seven minutes until we bought her the very expensive Malibu Bonnie Doll-House she wanted.
Taylor confessional: It was totally ratchet; I played with it ONCE and threw it out.
Laurie screams as she and Miles swing across the gap on a vine
Laurie: The wind hurth my fath!
They slam into the other side of the canyon's wall
Laurie: Now the cliff hurth my fath!
MacArthur and Sanders swing across next, they both have their arms spread out like an airplane, they're both tied to their vines, they untie them and land on the other side of the canyon
MacArthur: Yep! First place! That's how the girls in blue roll!
Lorenzo suddenly swings into her, sending her off-screen, Sanders laughs until Chet does the same to her, Chet laughs. Jay and Mickey start swinging on the same vine when it breaks at the top, they scream as they fall down the canyon, they splash into the river below. Back at the log, it is Spud's turn to stick his hand in the glove
Rock: C'mon, guy! You gotta get the tip!
Spud just looks at the glove, deadpan. He sticks his hand in without screaming and pulls out the tip, his hand is red and swelling, Rock just looks between the camera and Spud
Rock confessional: Spud's got a delayed reaction and everything, including pain. So I don't expect him to feel those hundreds of excruciating bites for, like, two hours! Then he'll be all like YOW! And then like OOOH! And then like EOWWWWW!!!
Spud confessional: Uh, what're you talking about?
Rock looks at the camera nervously, back at the runway, plane two arrives, the teams all get out and head for the Don Box, Josee hits the button first
Josee : Botch or Watch! You're up, Jacques! GET THE TIP!
Jacques sticks his hand in nervously, screaming in pain as he pulls out the tip
Jacques: It stings like missing gold in Vancouver by half a point!
Jacques confessional: Our flight to Brazil meant we had to up our performance!
Josee confessional: Like the way I did in the Olympic Trials.
Jacques confessional: Yes! Like the way WE did that!
MacArthur and Sanders are busting open coconuts
MacArthur tosses a broken coconut aside
MacArthur: Nothing?!? Where are all the tips?
She attempts to karate chop one open with her bad hand, she screams as it doesn't work
Sanders: Or you could use this?
She holds up a mallet
MacArthur: I got it! I can do this!
She keeps trying to punch the coconut, Sanders attempts to hit it with a mallet until MacArthur shoves her
MacArthur: I SAID I got it!
She keeps pounding the coconut
Sanders confessional: MacArthur can be, um, a bit of a control freak.
MacArthur confessional: What can I say? I'm a lone wolf.
Sanders confessional: Who has a partner.
MacArthur begins to howl, Sanders just sits, deadpanned, they continue this behavior in the coconut section
Sanders: Okay, would you just give me that?!
She lightly taps the coconut, it breaks down the middle with a tip inside
MacArthur: Nice! I wore it down for you. You're welcome. It's an All-In! And I said you're welcome!
Sanders groans, pan over to Don who is wearing a feathered headpiece and tail, he is standing in front of some crafting supplies laid out on a table
Don: In this All-In challenge, one team member has to make a headpiece, the other a tail, worthy of walking the parade during Carnival.
A local wearing the same thing walks up
Don: When this local approves of their handy-work, they'll get their next tip.
MacArthur: Piece of cake.
MacArthur confessional: I know how to make costumes; I went Trick-or-Treating as a beat cop for ten years straight!
Sanders confessional: Seriously? Every year?
MacArthur confessional: Well, one time I mixed it up and went as a parole officer, so, yeah!
The duo head out for the crafts station
Don: The lady cops are the lead! Meanwhile, back at the bullet ants teams from plane one are still Botching or Watching!
Everyone cringes as (y/n) screams in agony, his hand is swollen while holding a tip. Tyler takes the tip from him.
Tyler: Nice man.
Kelly has grabbed a vine and is ready to swing over to the other side of the gap, Taylor looks nervous
Kelly: Hop on, and hold on!
Taylor still looks nervous
Kelly: DO IT!!!
Taylor: Mom, stop! You know screaming makes your neck waddle.
She grabs onto Kelly and the two jump, screaming as they make it to the other side of the gap
Taylor confessional: Oh, yeah I was totally shocked! That was amazing upper-body strength mom!
Kelly confessional: Oh! Thanks honey!
Taylor: Are you drinking protein shakes or something? Cuz if you are it'll go to your hips!
Lorenzo tries to slam a coconut with a rock, it just flies up and hits him in the face
Lorenzo: OW!
Chet: Ha! Watch and learn!
He throws his coconut on a rock, it bounces up and slams him in the face
Chet: OW!
Lorenzo points and laughs at his pain until a coconut hits him in the cheek, he falls over. meanwhile, back at the canyon, Jay and Mickey, who are soaking, gasp for breath as they lift themselves onto the other side of the canyon now. Jacques and Josee who are posing swing into them on a vine, sending them screaming and off-screen.
Josee: I can smell it! I CAN SMELL THE GOLD!!!
Josee and Jacques ran to collect the next tip, Jay and Mickey stand up and groan, Jay looks down at a broken coconut, which has a tip in it
Jay: Whoa, you found a tip!
Jay confessional: Maybe our luck is finally starting to change! I mean, we found that tip without even trying! Sorta offsets the vine breaking, and us falling down into the ravine!
Mickey confessional: Hooray!
He flops into the ground, (y/n) cheers as he crossed the ravine on a vine.
Tyler crosses next
Tyler: Yeah! WOOOOOOO!
A loud crunch is heard as he suddenly crashes into the ridge of the cliff with his kiwis. He squeaks in pain as a tear leaks out of his eye
(y/n) confessional: You okay, man?
Tyler confessional: *high pitch voice* Yeah, dude. Just gotta walk it off!
In the coconut section, Kelly smashes another one open with a mallet, a tip inside
Kelly: YES! YES!
Taylor: OMG, mom, arms down! You have pit stains!
Kelly quickly covers her armpit with her tip, they look over as Miles reaches the top of the cliff
Miles: Made it!
Laurie climbs up after her, when Taylor sees her swollen face she shrieks and throws a coconut in Laurie's face, she is sent down the canyon, screaming, Miles catches the coconut, it splits revealing a tip
Miles: A tip! Thank you, mother earth.
Ennui sticks his hand in the ant glove, unfazed as they gnaw on his arm, he pulls the tip and his swollen hand out
Ennui : *deadpan* Ow.
Crimson: Don't be so dramatic.
Spud and Rock get to the canyon next
Rock: Hey, Spud, how's your hand doing?
Spud lifts up the wrong hand
Spud: Fine. Why?
He lifts up his other hand and looks at it as he leans on a tree
Spud: Whoa, what happened?
The tree he was leaning on suddenly tips over, making a bridge to the other side
Rock: Right on! Great thinking, come on!
He runs over to the tree as Spud looks at his hand in confusion
Spud: I swear my hands were the same size this morning...
He walks over to the tree and begins to cross, Devin and Carrie walk up to the tree next, Devin helps Carrie up onto the log, the four cross nervously when the log begins to shake under the pressure, they stop
Devin: Whoa!
Rock and Spud manage to get to the other side safely, Carrie and Devin right behind them. Stephanie and Ryan begin to walk across the log next, it shakes and breaks under their weight, the two plummet into the ravine below. Noah swings across successfully, but the victory is short lived as Owen crushes him, a crunch audible. Jacques and Josee smile as they hammer away at coconuts, Ennui swings across, deadpanned, while holding Crimson. They land without a care in the world. (y/n) and Tyler find a tip and make it to the crafting station, Jacques and Josee begin to hammer frantically at the coconuts, their smiles gone. Teams at the crafts station grab materials and begin to make the carnival costumes. The local gives a thumbs-down to the Police Cadets costume
MacArthur: No? No? NO?
She throws her hat on the ground
MacArthur: This is what I think of your ruling!
She begins to stomp on the hat, Sanders tries to pull her away
MacArthur: We're not done! We'll be back!
Miles is putting together her costume while Laurie holds a beetle
Laurie: What color pieth ith thith?
Miles gently takes the beetle from Laurie and sets it free
Miles: There.
She hands Laurie the headpiece
Miles: Here's the headpiece, I'll start the tail.
Miles confessional: I'm gonna use some of my winnings to start a support group called the Closet Vegan Society. For vegans like Laurie who've lost their way.
Laurie confessional: Hey, I didn't WANT to eat the meat, I thought I HAD to!
Miles confessional: Did ya have to lick the plate?
Laurie confessional: I thought what HAPPENTH in Ithland THTAYTH IN ITHLAND!!!
Miles just scowls at the camera in anger, Kitty and Emma are working on their costume
Kitty: Still think it's a bad idea to form an alliance with the twins?
Emma: They'll get us to think they're on our side, and then WHAMMO! Dump us when we least expect it!
Jay and Mickey who is right next to them and with Mickey's hands to his face and horrified at what Emma said
Mickey: We would NEVER do that!
Jay: Yeah, we're gentlemen!
Kitty: Awkward...
Emma: Ugh, fine! A trial mini alliance! That's my only offer.
Jay: Deal!
Emma: You can take your hands off your face now!
Mickey: I kinda glued it there. Hehe...
Jay tries to pull it off, Emma and Kitty cringe as Mickey shrieks in pain as a tearing sound is heard. Back at the canyon, Ryan crawls back up the cliff as Stephanie stands on his shoulders, scolding him
Stephanie: I said 'Let's use a vine; that tree's about to crack!' But did you listen? NO!
She squeals in delight at the sight of the coconuts
Stephanie: The coconuts!
She takes off, leaving a sweating and tired Ryan
Stephanie: Yay!
begins to attack them, Noah is repeatedly slamming a coconut with a stick, he looks over at a strange sound which turns out to be Owen, swallowing the coconuts whole
Owen: It's okay! I got it down!
Noah: Great. Let's wait eight hours and see if there was a tip in that one.
He pokes Owen in the stomach, where a tap can be heard, Owen giggles
Owen: Ow! You got me right in the coconut!
Don: While most continue to search for their coco-tips, (y/n) and Tyler have just Samba danced their way into first place!
Tyler who is wearing the costume whoops and high-fives (y/n)'s bad hand, which (y/n) holds in pain
Tyler: Oh, uh, whoops. Make your way to the Chill Zone!
They run off, Tyler taking the suit off on the way
*Commercial Break*
Cut to a beach with a city in the background; this is the Chill Zone
Don: Copacabana Beach is today's Chill Zone.
Pan over to see Don on the Carpet of Completion, he still has a black eye
Don: Teams must use one of the tandem hang gliders.
pan over to a tall rock
Don: perched on the edge of that cliff to soar down like eagles, or plummet like turkeys because they didn't hold on tight enough!
(y/n) and Tyler run up to the edge of the cliff.
Tyler: Hang gliding? Sweet, dude!
(y/n): There's the Chill Zone!
They grab a hang glider, and take off.
back at the crafts center, the local turns down MacArthur who is wearing blue feathered pants again.
MacArthur: It's called being creative!
Back at the coconut pile, Devin mashes a coconut open with a mallet, a tip is inside, the duo cheer. Ennui is slamming coconuts on his head, deadpanned, while Crimson just watches. She yawns as a tip falls out of a shattered coconut. Stephanie stomps on one, a tip is inside. She and Ryan cheer as they run towards the crafts station, everyone giving them weird looks. Lorenzo takes advantage of this and bashes Chet on the head with a coconut, a tip inside
Lorenzo: Hey! You ARE good for something!
He runs off
Chet: No I'm not!
He follows Lorenzo
Josee: Let's try that area over there!
She tosses the coconut she was holding, it hits Owen in the face
Owen: Ow!
Owen grabs his face as the coconut splits in half, a tip inside
Noah: Yes!
He grabs the tip
Noah: C'mon!
He runs off, dragging Owen with him
Josee points towards the pile they were previously at.
Josee: Back! Go back!
She and Jacques rush towards the pile, Josee throwing the coconut she was holding away, it lands near Dwayne and Dwayne Jr and breaks, a tip inside
Dwayne: Well whatddya know? *Snickers*
Jacques gasps as the duo run off.
Dwayne: Hurry!
Josee: That's ours! Give it to me!
She runs off screen and tackles Dwayne to the ground, who passes the tip to Dwayne Jr
Dwayne: Run, son! Save yourself!
Jacques begins to chase Dwayne Jr but can't catch up to him, Josee throws a coconut at Junior but it nails Jacques in the head, he falls over as the coconut cracks open and a tip flutters out, Josee runs over and grabs the tip
Josee: Finally!
Jacques just groans
Jacques confessional: Tell me again what happened?
Josee confessional: I told you: A monkey jumped down from a tree, picked up a coconut and threw it at you.
Jacques just glares at her
Don: Teams are working frantically to complete the costume challenge.
The local gasps when she sees Laurie's face. Her cheeks bulge but she hands the tip to Miles, who cheers. They walk off, the local looking at Laurie the whole way. Lorenzo and Chet walk up next and are glued to each other. The local hands them a tip, which they grapple with each other for, they just walk off. Jacques and Josee who is in costumes walks up next.
Noah: What the heck? Didn't they just get here.
Josee confessional: We've designed and created our own costumes since we were four! We can do this kind of stuff in our sleep!
Jacques confessional: Give us beads, sparkles and a theme, we'll skate your dream!
The local cringes in fright as Crimson who has an all-black costume on walks up next. The local hands her a tip
Crimson confessional: Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives.
Ennui confessional: Yeah.
Mom and Daughter get their tip next
Kelly raises her arms in victory
Kelly: Yeah!
Taylor: Mom, pits!
Kelly nervously smiles and shoves her hands in between her arm and her pits, she giggles nervously. Back at the Chill Zone, (y/n) and Tyler land on the beach. They begin running until they reach the carpet.
Don: (y/n) and Tyler, first place!
They begin to cheer.
Back at the cliff, Laurie and Miles take a running start
Miles: On the count of three, we jump, okay Laurie? One... two... three!
They jump and begin to glide
Miles confessional: I had to take control of the team if we had any chance of finishing the challenge today. Laurie could hardly see because those mean ants turned her face into raw meat.
Laurie confessional: *dreamily* Mmm...
Miles confessional: Uh, I'm sorry, was that a 'yummy' sound?
Laurie looks away nervously
Don: As the race for first place heats up, the race to not come in last has just started!
Jen finishes and puts the suit on Tom, Spud holds two feathers that are glued to his hands, confused, Rock just glares. The local hands Emma and Kitty who's wearing a costume a tip
Emma: YES!
Kitty: Oh yeah!
The local approves Dwayne wearing the costume and Dwayne Jr's, who high five. Miles and Laurie land next and run to the Carpet of Completion, they cheer when they reach it
Laurie: YETH! Yeth! From latht plath to second in one day!
Miles: We deserve it!
Don walks over
Don: No, you deserve a thirty minute penalty! Which you're getting!
A timer reading 30:00 pops up on screen.
Miles: Why? We won fair and square!
Don: each one of you were supposed to make a component of the costume, but MILES made both of yours.
Laurie groans in frustration as Don points toward nowhere specific
Miles: Aww...
They step aside so other teams can get to the carpet, which is what the Ice Dancers do as they leap and strike a pose, Jacques holding her by the hip while on one knee
Don: Ice Dancers! You're in second place!
They stop in shock
Jacques: *fearfully* Second?
Josee is about to roar in rage when she sees Laurie's face, she screams in fear instead, Jacques follows suit. Dwayne and Dwayne Jr run off the cliff next as the Stepbrothers get a running start
Lorenzo: The fact is I'm doing pretty well considering I'm glued to HIM.
He points to Chet
Chet: Um, that's the ONLY reason you're doing well, fact!
Lorenzo: Fact?! Wrong!
Chet: Fact right!
Says some gibberish, Lorenzo groans and waves his fist in defeat while Chet pumps his fist
Chet: Yes!
He jumps but the two fall down the cliff, screaming
Lorenzo: Nice jump! I'm being sarcastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
Don yelps in fright as the Goths land next
Don: Great flying birds of death! *Nervously* The Goths are in third place! 4) Mom and Daughter, 5) Stepbrothers, 6) Father and Son!
The buzzer counts down 19:24... 19:23...
Don: As time counts down and pressure mounting, more and more teams are finishing up their challenges.
Fashion Bloggers squeal when they get their tip and Police Cadets finish next
MacArthur: Nailed it!
Sisters and Adversity Twins are about to take off
Kitty: We've got each others backs, right?
Mickey: You betcha!
They all take off cheering
Mickey: Best! Day! EVER!
He suddenly sneezes, causing their glider to crash into the Sisters', they all scream as they fly around uncontrollably
Don: Looks like the twins took the Sisters on a double date to the air show!
They crash on the beach, more still, the Carpet of Completion, they all groan in pain as Don just looks at them, confused
Emma: Trials over. Alliance terminated.
Kitty: Sorry guys, I've gotta go with my sis on this one.
Mickey: Totally fair.
Don: And it's a painful, multi-limb tie for seventh place! Only seven teams left and one of them is about to be left behind!
The Fashion Bloggers land next
Don: Eight!
Owen screams as he and Noah come in for a landing
Noah: OUT OF THE WAY!!!
They crash into the sand just outside of the carpet, groaning. Ryan runs up next with Stephanie on his shoulder
Don: Ninth!
Best Friends come up next
Don: Tenth!
The timer counts down, Noah struggles to pull Owen out of the sand
MacArthur: INCOMING!
They kick Owen and Noah onto the carpet, Noah being squashed under Owen
Don: Eleventh!
MacArthur and Sanders run by
Don: Cadets, Twelve!
Rock and Spud land on the beach
Rock: Rock and roll!
The timer reads 00:59... 00:58... Spud suddenly groans. He looks at his throbbing hand... and begins to scream. Rock looks at the screen nervously as Spud screams in pain
Rock: Yeah. I think he feels the bug bites now.
Spud runs off, Rock runs after him
Rock: I got your back!
He leaps on Spud's back who just keeps tanking down the beach, Don looks at his watch
Don: Vegans, your penalty ends in three... two... one...
The buzzer sounds, but it is too late. Spud charges onto and past the carpet, screaming
Don: Rockers in Thirteenth, second last place!
Laurie and Miles walk up next
Don: Well. Tofu break, ladies. You've been cut from the race. Maybe you can get a job at a template agency! Soy long.
Miles: All our plans for the money...
They sadly walk off as Don grins in victory
Don: Now that the last true unselfish players have been eliminated, things are gonna get ugly! Next time on. The Ridonculous Race!
Miles confessional: That million dollars would've helped so many causes.
Laurie confessional: I know! And I ate meat!
She begins to sob
Miles confessional: Your heart was in the right place; not the one you ate, I mean YOUR heart, the one inside you.
They walk off to the city
Miles confessional: Well, I guess they're BOTH inside you, but I mean-
Laurie confessional: Pleath. Thtop talking.