Chappter 7: Da Neko School Festiaval PART 5: Search 4 TEH TOURŪSU!! (translator note: that means truth!!!!)
Authrs AN: Ohayo minna san! its time 4 another update! Tihs chapters is kinda long but i wanted to fit in everything here so... yah? ^_^'
Disclaimer: Watashi wish I did! :(
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Raku-chan watched the sun slowly set, eventually disappearing under the horizon. She poked the tips of her index fingers together anime-ly as she waited for Hitoshi-san.
Would he show up? He'd gotten the ai letter, right?
Ai no Kami-sama... if watashi's kokoro is pure and true, onegaishimasu... give me a sign that I have not loved in vain! Raku-chan made a desperate prayer. (translaters note: onegaishimasu = please)
It was almost time for the fireworks. And Raku-chan's confession.
Soon, it would all reach its CLIMAX!!!~ UwaaAaAh!!!~
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Meanwhile... Back at teh Takoyaki Taiyaki stand...
Bokutachi-kun slunk into the Takoyaki Taiyaki stand, his groin jiggling slightly like a water bed gently rippling under the hefty girth of a patient from My 600-lb Life.
He had come here in search of his kawaii boyfriend, after finally shaking off the irritatingly tenacious Kaichou-san. That girl seriously needed to learn when to give up. You would have thought she was in love with Bokutachi-kun with how dedicated she was in pursuing him, if not for Bokutachi-kun's relationship with his lovely, sugoiful, kawaii boyfriend Hitoshi-san desu.
Sadly, it seemed like Hitoshi-san was not here. Bokutachi-kun sighed dramatically, turning back to the window from which he had entered in anticipation of once again squeezing his lithe frame and voluminous crotch through the narrow window when he noticed something.
It was pink. It was pretty. And most of all, it was........................ kawaii.
No, it wasn't Kirby. Or Jigglypuff. Or whatever other pink character you're thinking of.
It was.................................................................................................................
AN AISHITERU LETTERU!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????1/!!!!!!!!111
His interest piqued, Bokutachi-kun picked up the envelope. He loved snooping through other peoples stuff after all.
But then he noticed something. Written boldly in sparkly kawaii pink glitter glue were the words, "To Hitoshi-san!!! <3 <3 <3"
Bokutachi-kun's eyes narrowed into slits as he connected the dots in his head. Ripping open the envelope, he furiously read the letter and scowled as the situation became sickeningly clear to him.
Somewhere in Neko High School, there was a foolish baka that wanted to steal Hitoshi-san away from him. And if that uppity, absolutely brainless BAKA had the audacity to think that Hitoshi-san would ever have any kimochi feelings for anyone other than his sugoi boyfriend... well, let's just say they wouldn't be doing much thinking after Bokutachi-kun was through with them.
"You bastrad baka... trying to steal WATASHI'S BF?!?!!!!!???!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!11" Bokutachi-kun growled yanderely. "I'll throw you off the school roof be4 you even get the chance to confess ur pathetic little feelings!! NO ONE CAN LOVE HITOSHI_SAN EXCEPT ME!!!!1"
Vengefully flinging the accursed letter on the floor, Bokutachi squeezed himself through the window again with new, murderous intent. As he was halfway out of the window, the door to the Takoyaki Taiyaki stand suddenly flew open!
"YAMATE!" roared a very familiar voice (Translators noet: yamate = stop (idk if i explaned this b4 but WUTEVER LOL!))
It was..............................................................................................................................
"Kaichou-san..." Bokutachi snarled through gritted teeth at the annoying Sutudento Counciru Puresidento. "Like a cock dog, you just never die, do you...?"
Kaichou-san frowned. "The proper term is "cocker spaniel." And that analogy doesn't even make sense."
"Nonsense, you're pitiful mortal mind is just two puny and underdeveloped to understand my genius."
"Genius? You didn't even use the correct forms of 'your' and 'too' in that sentence!"
Bokutachi-kun just stared at Kaichou-san with a "stop-before-you-embarass-yourself-even-more-by-being-such-an-insufferable-grammar-nazi-and-unnecessarily-breaking-the-fourth-wall" kind of look. Kaichou-san coughed awkwardly. "Well, anyway, on with my speech..."
"Watashi, the Seito Kaichou of Neko High School, am here to stop you from your dastardly deeds!" Kaichou-san declared. "I heard EVERYTHING you just said about your murderous, yandere desires, and I REFUSE to stand for it!"
"I have no time to play ur stupid games," Bokutachi-kun sneered. "I have important business to attend to. Love rivals to throw off buildings. Hotties to seduce~" He wedged the rest of his bulge — I mean, body — out of the window. "Smell ya later!"
"COME BACK HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT SO I CAN DISPENSE JUSTICE, U BAKA KUSO YAROU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaichou-san lunged for the window, to no avail. Bokutachi-kun had already slipped away. "Gosh darn it to heck! I almost got him that time..." Kaichou-san cursed, shaking her fist angrily.
Collecting herself, she picked up the discarded letter. "Mad Beast Bokutachi said something about the school roof... I'll ambush him there!"
Kaichou-chan immediately ran out of the door... though she was unfortunately headed the exact opposite direction as the school roof.
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Ten minutes later...
"You want to know where the school roof is?"
"Um... yes..."
Dolce-chan stared at Kaichou-san, who had just bashfully asked for directions to the school roof, in disbelief. Was THE Kaichou-san, the legendary Seito Kaichou of Neko High School who had reduced school crime by over 90%, who ruled the school with an iron fist, who had single handedly annihilated the banchous of the 4 Heavenly Gangs when they had attacked Neko High School...
...unable to locate the school roof, which was literally just the top of the school building?
(TRANSLTAOR NOTE: Banchou = gang leader/boss)
"It's... on top of the school building..." Koneko-chan said, echoing Dolce-chan's thoughts. Koneko-chan sounded much more unsure than she normally did after returning from that Takoyaki Taiyaki Stand. Dolce-chan wondered what had happened within the last few hours to shake her normally calm and collected sister so deeply.
"If you need any help getting there, we could go with you," offered Dolce-chan.
Kaichou-san flushed vigorously and shook her head. "N-n-n-no, it's... completely daijoubu! I-I-I'm just... slightly directionally challenged!" (TRANSLATOR NOTE: daijobu = ok)
Dolce-chan shrugged, sweatdropping like in anime. "Well, if you say so..."
"Uh, Kaichou-san?" said Koneko-chan. "While you're there... could you check to see if there's a green haired girl with gray neko ears and purple eyes? She's my... tomodachi, Raku-chan."
"I will try my best. I'm looking for someone too, anyhow," said Kaichou-chan.
"Really?" said Dolce-chan, mildly interested. "Do you want us to keep an eye out for whoever that is as well?"
"No... I'm already fairly sure that he's going to the school roof." Kaichou-san triumphantly brandished a familiar pink envelope. "I even have this Aishiteru Letteru as proof of it! I'll finally hunt down that accursed Mad Beast and deliver DIVINE PUNISHMENT upon him! Justice WILL prevail in the end!"
Dolce-chan's eyes widened. "Mad Beast Bokutachi-kun?!!! What a serious situation."
Koneko-chan's eyes widened too, for a completely different reason. "An Aishiteru Letteru?!!!" she exclaimed, goggling at the letter. "Would it, by any chance, be in a pastel pinku-chan, sakura & strawberry scented envelope with a kawaii red kokoro sticker?!?!?!?!!!!!!!"
Kaichou-chan looked down at the letter and took a tentative sniff, only now just noticing the very specific details. "Indeed, you're right. How did you know all that just from a glance?"
A very, very bad suspicion was beginning to form in Koneko-chan's head. Like Bokutachi-kun, she was starting to put the pieces of the puzzle together, though unlike Bokutachi-kun, she actually had all of the pieces and the puzzle was more like a high quality, hand crafted wooden masterpiece decorated with a beautiful and calming piece of scenery than Bokutachi-kun's cheap, tacky, Walmart-knock off brand, halfway cut cardboard monstrosity with half the pieces missing and the other half refusing to connect with each other without an ungodly amount of bending and forceful shoving. In addition, the picture on Bokutachi-kun's puzzle was a fugly, 6.9 ppi quality minion clipart. Yes the ones from Despicable Me.
Why anyone would make a puzzle of a minion meme, I don't know.
The world may never know.
Anywasy... back 2 teh story!
"Onegaishimasu... may watashi be allowed to examine that letter, Kaichou-dono?" asked Koneko-chan. The quaver in her voice gave away the fear she was desperately trying to conceal with her overly polite responses.
Dolce-chan and Kaichou-san looked at Koneko-chan concernedly, noticing the change.
"Are you okay Koneko-chan?" said Kaichou-san. "As Seito Kaichou, it's my responsibility to ensure the well-being of Neko High School's student population. If you are not feeling well, perhaps you should go see Vet-sensei for a check up."
I thought that Vet-sensei's veterinarian license was revoked after the whole door insurance incident, though... Dolce-chan thought, sweatdropping. What was the door insurance incident, you may ask? Well you see... don't ask questions you're not prepared to handle the answers to.
"Anyway, though, you wanted to see the letter?" Kaichou-san continued, handing the letter over.
Koneko-chan nodded. "Hai... This is the only clue we have right now. I have to know. I have to know the shinjitsu." (TRanslator note shinjitsu = truth)
She took a deep breath. It would be painful, but she had to do this. To find out the truth. To save Raku-chan.
She opened the envelope.
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Koneko-chan took the stairs leading to the school rooftop two at a time, clutching Raku-chan's letter in her hands. She would recognize Raku-chan's curly handwriting anywhere, even if Kaichou-chan didn't.
She willed her legs to go faster, faster, desperate to get to Raku-chan... before it was too late.
Memories flashed through her mind unbidden, a dizzying swirl of flashes of light and color, fragments of smiles, limpid pools of glittering amethyst orbs, the sweet sound of a "nya~ desu!~"
Raku-chan.
Raku-chan!
RAKU-CHAN!
Koneko-chan squeezed her eyes shut and made a prayer, echoing Raku-chan's wish.
Onegaishimasu... onegaishimasu, onegaishimasu...! If you're listening, Ai no Kami-sama...
...please give me the strength to save Raku-chan!!!
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It was the end of the beginning. The beginning of the end.
「Believe that love will lead you to your happy ending.」
Authors An: ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU 4 REAING! Also arigato 2 beta editor chan 4 editing liek usual!
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