Don narrating: Last time on the Ridonculous Race, teams traveled to Paris, where their wills were tested, their artistic limits were pushed and their bravery was challenged, and Owen ate more cheese than scientifically possible. In the end, it was the Police Cadets who locked up first place, but for Tennis Rivals Gerry and Pete, it was game, set, somebody light a match cause man! Wooo, did they stink! Who'll stink it up today? Oh, they've all got potential! Stay tuned, cause it's time for the Ridonculous Race!
Cut to outside the Louvre
Don: Yesterday's Chill-Zone was the Louvre, which is todays starting point. Teams will start in the order they finished, which means Cadets-
The Ice Dancers walk up instead
Don: Whoa, whoa, whoa, yesterday's winners go first, icecapades.
MacArthur and Sanders run up to the Don Box
MacArthur: Yeah, relax silver streak!
Sanders: Wait your turn!
MacArthur: I've got my eye on those Ice Dancers. Give 'em an inch and they'll take the whole race!
Sanders hits the button on the Don Box and collects the tip
Sanders: Take the train to Calanque de Maubois and search the station for your next travel tip. Come on!
Don: Teams must take the trains heading out to Colonctmogua. Calanque de Maubois skirts the Mediterranean south of France with sand so fine you WANT it to get in your shorts. The Red Cliffs are just one of the many sites that make this a popular tourist spot.
Cut to the beach, Don is in a speedo
Don: Did I mention that the beaches are awesome? Because they ARE.
A crab pulls on his speedo and releases it, Don yelps in pain, more teams collect their tips
(y/n): GO!
(y/n) and Tyler and Ice Dancers run to the train station, the Best Friends and Father and Son run to the Don Box to get their tip, Devin hits the button but a mime nabs it away
Devin: Hey!
Devin begins to chase the fleeing mime
Devin: Give me that back! Dwayne Jr walks up to Carrie, cut to Juniors POV, a pink background is laid out behind Carrie, who looks at Junior lovingly, Dwayne Jr just stares in attracted awe until he breaks out in a loving smile
Dwayne Jr : H-hey, uh. Hey. Uh, I'm Dwayne.
Carrie: Hi, I'm Carrie.
a pink background appears behind her hand, Junior stares lovingly AGAIN, he reaches out to shake it but is interrupted by Dwayne who shakes it instead
Dwayne: Nice to meet'cha! Dwayne senior. I see you've already met Junior.
He rubs his head which causes Dwayne Jr to look embarrassed
Dwayne: This kid, ha ha! What a great little guy!
Junior: Dad!
Dwayne: I mean, he acts so tough sometimes but that happens during puberty!
Devin: C'mon, homie!
He runs off
Carrie: Alrighty! Good luck to you!
She runs off, Dwayne waves as Dwayne Jr groans and walks off, embarrassed
Dwayne Jr confessional: My dad ALWAYS finds a way to embarrass me.
Dwayne confessional: C'mon, that's not true, son, eh? You're just being self-conscious! Oh! Before I forget.
he pulls out a pair of clover underwear
Dwayne confessional: I washed your lucky undies!
Dwayne Jr confessional: Aw, dad!
Cut to the Police Cadets, they're trying to get a taxi
Sanders: Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
Sanders: There are so many cabs! Why won't they stop?
MacArthur: No prob.
She shoves Sanders out of the way
MacArthur: I got this.
MacArthur shows a police badge
MacArthur: HALT!!!!
Cars crashing can be heard, soon a pile of cabs are piled up, MacArthur slams into one, frightening the driver
MacArthur: Police! We are commandeering this vehicle, maggot!
Flashes a thumbs up to Sanders
MacArthur: Got one!
Sanders confessional: I'm a little concerned. MacArthur can kinda be, um... aggressive?
MacArthur confessional: What?
She gets up in Sanders face, who cringes
MacArthur confessional: I dare you to say that again! *Laughs* I'm kidding, lighten up! *Angrily* Seriously, do it! Lighten up!
Jacques and Josee run to a subway entrance
Jacques: The subway! It's the fastest way to the train station!
They run down the entrance, (y/n) and Tyler follow them
Tyler onfessional: Our strategy's pretty simple; instead of trying to figure out how to get somewhere ourselves, we just follow a team that's smarter than us! And pretty much everyone is smarter than us! So, yeah!
(y/n) and Tyler fist bump
The Geniuses collect their tip and run off, the Sisters get their tip next
Kitty: Alright, teammate of mine, let's have some fun!
Emma collects the tip
Emma: No. Let's not have fun, let's come in first for a change!
She reads the tip as the Victors collect their tip
Emma: Train station, let's go!
Kitty: WOOOOHOOOO! FUN!
Emma: Stop it.
Kitty goes after her, cut to a mime walking down the street like it's really windy, MacArthur's car zooms by, the mime is blown back a bit
MacArthur: I need directions, Sanders.
Sanders rummages through the glove compartment
Sanders: There's no map in the glovebox!
MacArthur: Time for badcop!
She stops the car, turns back to the driver in the backseat, he cringes as MacArthur shouts at him angrily
MacArthur: TRAIN STATION! DIRECTIONS! NOW!!!
They drive off again, cut to Dwayne and Junior running down the sidewalk
Dwayne: Heh, way to go, son! Heh, I wasn't sure you'd be able to keep up with yours truly!
Dwayne Jr speeds up and leaves Dwayne in the dust, Dwayne stops and leans against a column
Dwayne: O-okay. Just... hold up.
Sanders is halfway out the window, scoping ahead
Sanders: There it is!
Points forward at the train station
MacArthur: Saw this in a movie once! Hold on!
Jerks the steering wheel in a direction, the car spins past traffic and into a parking spot, MacArthur wooping all the way, she gets out and writes a ticket
This is for parking in a fire zone!
She slaps the ticket onto the car windshield
Sanders confessional: Can you give a ticket outside your district?
MacArthur holds up a ticket
Sanders confessional: What? What's this? *She reads it* Excessive complaining. That is not an actual offense!
Cut back to the Don Box, the Reality TV Pros collect their tip and get a move on
Don: While Owen and Noah are the last to take off from the starting line, the first seven teams are about to leave the station,
Dwayne Jr: C'mon, dad!
Dwayne catches up barely, he is panting and out of breath, the train whistles and takes off, more cars trace down the streets of Paris
Don: More teams race to catch the next train south!
Cut to inside the Fashion Bloggers cab, they are fixing their hair and makeup
Jen: The south of French is where the most glamorous people hang out! It's like Paris, with glossier lipsticks.
Tom: OH NO!
He begins rummaging through his bag
Tom: Please, please, please tell me I have it! *Sighs* Got it.
He pulls up a can of spray, offers some to Jen
Tom: Spray tan?
Jen: You even have to ask?
Tom sprays a tan gas all over her, it spreads throughout the car, leaving a trail of spray as they pass more cabs, cut to inside the Geniuses cab
Mary: Take lefran to canal-
Ellody: Canal to germain-
Mary: Germain to belmont-
Ellody: Turn left on the branch-
Mary: Reverse onto bureau-
Ellody and Mary: And u-turn back to the grand sount dunkirk!
Ellody confessional: We weren't exactly "popular" in high school, but memorizing the street maps of every urban center is just as fun as going to parties!
Mary confessional: Or dates, or being a cheerleader, or taking non-science electives, or-
Ellody confessional: Our choices are paying off! WE can outthink all the other teams.
Mary confessional: Boom.
Cut to Lorenzo admiring a poster, Chet catches up to him, out of breath and sweating, Lorenzo blows a raspberry as him
Lorenzo: I took the subway, HE took a taxi!
Chet: Can you tell Lorenzo that the time he wasn't with me was the BEST part of the trip so far?!
Lorenzo: Oh, yeah?!? Please tell Chet that before HE was in my life was the best part of my LIFE so far!
Chet shoves him off screen, Lorenzo retaliates and shoves him off screen, Chet tackles them both of screen punches and grunts can be heard as they wrestle, back in one of the cabs, Kitty holds her phone up to the driver
Kitty: Hey, could you take a picture of me and my sister?
Emma: This is a RACE, Kit, not a vacay!
Kitty pulls her into a hug anyway
Kitty: Just one picture of me and my big sister in France!
Makes a peace sign and takes a selfie, which Emma does not enjoy
Kitty: PARIIIIIIIIIS!
Emma groans, back at the station, Lorenzo just places his hand on Chet while admiring the poster, Chet attempts to punch him a bunch of times, the Daters make out
Mary: Your skin pigmentation looks like it's received too much dy-hydroxatone.
She and Ellody snort and laugh at the joke, Jen and Tom just looks confused
Don: As train two waits at the train station, group one has just arrived at the beach!
Dwayne: There's the Don Box!
The five teams take off, each of them collect their tip, Dwayne reads it to Dwayne Jr
Dwayne: It's a Botch or Watch! Who's turn is it?
Dwayne Jr: Yours! What's the challenge?
Tyler: Who wants to swim with *gasps* SHARKS?!?
Cut to Don, he is in a rowboat in the ocean, sharks circle the boat
Don: In this Botch or Watch challenge, whoever didn't draw the caricature in Paris must swim to this part of the Mediterranean and retrieve a travel tip from the dorsal fin of a great white- AGH!
Shrieks in fear as a shark jumps up to try and bite him, it misses and slips back into the water
Don: Uh, *feigning confidence* Try that again and you'll get a taste of this! Huh? Wanna dance with the widowmaker?!?
Shrieks as the shark pops up again and tries to bite him again, cut to Sanders and MacArthur reading their tip
Sanders: Note: Eaten teammates will result in disqualification? Wow, they really thought of everything.
Devin: Be right back, homie! *Nervously* I hope.
He wades into the ocean, (y/n) fist bumps his shoulder
(y/n): Crush it, bro!
Tyler: Consider it crushed!
They fist bump, and Tyler goes into the ocean
Tyler confessional: The Botch or Watch challenges are the WORST! I'm so afraid I'm gonna goof up and get us both eliminated! But this one's perfect for me! I'm swimming captain on the high school team! *Laughs* Easy peasy!
(y/n) confessional: Yeah, man! Sharks? Shmarks.
He raises for a fist bump, Tyler just looks nervous, MacArthur looks out to the water nervously
MacArthur: Swim with sharks? Man, did I dodge a bullet or what? HA!
Sanders: Still here...
MacArthur: Sorry. Just glad I'm not you.
Sanders looks even more nervous
MacArthur: What's the hold up?!? GET BOUNCING!
She shoves Sanders into the water
MacArthur: That'll put fire in her belly.
Out at sea, two sharks are circling around viciously, Devin, and Josee swim towards them, Josee leaps out of the water like a flying fish, she lands back in gracefully and surpasses the two, Dwayne doggy paddling behind, (y/n) and Junior watch nervously as sharks approach them
Dwayne confessional: Turns out swimming in shark infested water is WAY harder on the old body than sitting at a desk all day! *Laughs* Who knew?
Josee swims confidently, she leaps in a beautiful back flip, snatching a tip off a shark, swims off
Devin: Wow! Nice move!
A shark swims by him, he goes to collect the tip, but Tyler leaps in the sharks back, the shark keeps coming in and out of the water, attempting to buck Tyler off, Devin cringes at this
Tyler: Sorry, dude! *Splunk* Gotta- *Splunk* grab the- *Splunk* shark.
the shark emerges and leaps a lot more, Tyler screaming
Don: As the teams from train number one battle with the top of the aquatic food chain, train number two has arrived!
Mary gets off the train, and notices a team is missing
Mary: Weren't there six teams on board?
Ellody: There's the Don Box!
The Geniuses, Stepbrothers, Goths and Daters run toward
Ellody: Hurry!
Cut to Devin sneaking up on a shark underwater, ready to snag a tip, he gets it only for the shark to turn and growl at him, Devin shrieks, letting go of the tip and swims off, the shark bites at where he was then chases him, the tip floats to the surface where Dwayne nabs it and puts it in his mouth, he swims back to shore
Dwayne Jr: I'm actually kinda proud of my dad. It takes guts to swim TOWARDS a shark.
Dwayne: Junior, this isn't your dads first shark rodeo, pal! If anything, those sharks should've been scared of the Dwayne-Man.
He punches the air, causing Junior to duck
Dwayne confessional: Hyah!
He keeps punching in random directions until he accidentally punches the camera, it cracks and fizzes out until it comes back sideways blurry.
Dwayne confessional: Whoops! *Nervously laughs*
Dwayne confessional: Sorry 'bout that. You okay?
Chet walks out into the open
Chet: *scoffs* You draw caricatures, I swallow my own bark AND swim with SHARKS?!? This is so unfair!
Lorenzo: *laughs* Only if you're you!
The Daters are kissing
Stephanie: Baby, if one of those sharks eats you I will eat that shark so that we will always be together!
The two kiss again, a ship horn is heard as a ship passes by, Jen and Tom on deck
Tom: Hi everyone, hope you didn't miss us!
Jen confessional: We stepped off the train in Kan...
Tom confessional: Just to breathe it in!
Jen confessional: And there, on the platform-
Tom confessional: THE PRINCE OF MONACO!
Jen confessional: He asked where we're headed!
Tom confessional: One thing leads to another-
Jen confessional: WE GET A RIDE-
Tom confessional: WITH THE PRINCE!!!
Back on the boat's starboard side, Jen and Tom are waving
Jen: Thanks for the ride, Your Highness!
A shark leaps out of the water, Tom screeches and jumps into Jen's arms
Jacques: She is beauty, grace and strength, every move like a swan that makes every other swan feel ugly!
Josee leaps out of the water gracefully, Jacques yelps in pain as a swan bites his butt, he rubs it in pain as the swan honks, annoyed
pan over to Dwayne Jr watching Dwayne swim back to the dry land, his head keeps bobbing underwater
Dwayne: GO GET A BUCKET! *Blub* We've gotta build a *blub* castle!
He fully sinks underwater
Don: Dwayne might be drowning, but he's right!
Pan over to Don, walking along the beach
Don: For this All-In challenge, teams have to build a sand replica of the Palace of Versailles. When local sand castle prodigy Sandy McCastles. Probably a fake name, decides their castles good enough, he'll and over the next travel tip!
Cut to MacArthur waiting at the beach, Sanders flops down with the tip
MacArthur: It's about time; my grandmother can dog paddle faster than you!
back in the ocean Chet and Tom are swimming for their lives as sharks chase them, Ryan is wrestling with one of them, it snarls as he holds its jaw open, Devin comes up with a tip
Devin: WOOHOO! Bringing it back ALIVE!!!
He raises out of the water, a shark underneath him, angry, Devin looks down nervously
Devin: Not quite.
Mary swims in between two sharks, they circle her and roar at her, she's still unfazed, the sharks cringe and swim away, leaving their tips
Mary confessional: No, sharks aren't afraid of me, but they ARE afraid of magnets!
Ellody holds a magnet
Ellody confessional: Technically it's not fear.
Mary confessional: Of course not. I was being perspicacious, charged metals and salt water create a weak electrical field which disrupts sharks electro reception center-
Ellody confessional: We should explain, salt water is an ionic solution. It contains particles of unpaired electrons.
Mary confessional: I wish we had a dry-erase board.
Don: Speaking of dry, can we cut to something more exciting?
Devin screams as he is being chased by a shark
Don: Thank you!
Train three arrives
The third train has arrived, and as more teams begin the second challenge (y/n) and Tyler are STILL trying to finish the first one!
(y/n): I don't see him anywhere.
Tyler: Uh, shark dude? Could you at least chase me towards the shore?!?
The shark snaps at him, Tyler screams, back on the beach, Rock enters the water as Spud listens to music, bobbing his head
Rock confessional: I guess I'll do pretty much ANYTHING to win. I need the money, for my parents. They're not getting any younger and they really want me out of their basement! If I win, I could build my own basement!
He starts rocking out, a shark approaches some bubbles, it roars until Crimson pops up, deadpan, the shark hand her the tip and swims for its life, Crimson takes the tip and blinks. Soon teams are REALLY working, the Daters are building, Lorenzo and Chet are throwing sand at each other, Dwayne digs in a pile of sand while Dwayne Jr watches, impressed
Dwayne Jr confessional: I was worried about dad before, but now he's really going for it!
Dwayne confessional: Building is what men were born to do!
Sanders: You sure this has to be big?
MacArthur: You wanna take a chance on losing here?! We go big, or we go home!
Mary and Ellody have an equation written in the sand laid out in front of them
Ellody confessional: We're scientists; we know how important the planning stage is!
Mary confessional: Agreed. We're building a sand castle here! This isn't kid stuff!
Sandy disapproves Dwayne's sandcastle.
Dwayne: Not good enough? Are you kidding me, this is the best castle ever!
Sandy walks over, Dwayne follows him
Dwayne: Hey! I was building sand castles while you were still making them in your pants pal!
Dwayne Jr facepalms, Kelly is making the castle as Taylor watches, a crab walks off with structure on its back, Spud is bobbing his head still, as it is the only part of his body not buried in sand, he looks up as Rock emerges with a tip, Jay hands Mickey a bucket and shovel, which drags Mickey onto the ground due to its weight, Emma chases a shark and nabs a tip
Emma confessional: I was scared but glad it was me in the water and not Kit.
Kitty smiles at this
Emma confessional: If anything ever happened to her,
Kitty confessional: Aw...
Emma confessional: They'd disqualify us immediately.
Kitty just stares, shocked, as Emma grins in victory, Emma reunites with Kitty back on the beach
MacArthur: We've gotta make it bigger!
Emma: Did you hear that? Big!
Kitty nods, they get to work, back in the water Miles is rubbing a shark compassionately
Miles: If we win the money, I'm gonna start a charity dedicated to the preservation of these long-misunderstood ocean creatures.
She takes the tip and smiles at the shark, who only turns around and snarls. Miles screams and swims for it as the shark chases it
Miles: I'm totally scratching sharks off my preservation list.
Laurie gasps in shock, back at sea Tyler is being viciously chased by a shark
(y/n) My granddad told me once: If you swim into a shark's mouth, you just keep on swimming. If you swim into a whales mouth- Who moved my foot cream? I need my foot cream! He was a strange and confusing old man.
Don: All the teams have reunited and begun work on their sand chateaus, except for Tyler and (y/n).
(y/n) looks for Tyler, he is nowhere in the water, Dwayne and Dwayne Jr finish their castle
Dwayne: All right, where is he?
Sandy walks over
Dwayne: Little judge? Tiny, incriminated young man?
He looks down
Dwayne: Ah! Here we go!
Sandy inspects it and smiles, handing Dwayne the tip
Dwayne: Yes!
He takes the tip and reads it
Dwayne: Okay, grab a speedboat and follow the GPS to the Chill-Zone on the southern tip of Iceland?!?
Don: Iceland. The southernmost dock of this frigid island is the finish line of this segment of the race. The last team to meet me on the Carpet of Completion could be heading home!
Back at the beach, Ellody and Mary have made a scientific plan for their castle, the other teams are building their castles, Dwayne and Dwayne Jr make a mad dash
Dwayne: Hurry!
Kitty: Aw, look at the cute little castle!
MacArthur, Emma and Sanders look at Dwayne and Dwayne Jr's castle
MacArthur: Hold the sand phone, it doesn't have to be big?!?
Emma: New plan. Doesn't have to be big.
Cut to the docks where speedboats are parks for the contestants, Dwayne and Dwayne Jr hop onto one, Dwayne tries to start the boat but it doesn't work
Dwayne Jr: C'mon, let's grab a different boat!
Dwayne walks over to the engine
Dwayne: Ah, you just gotta the, uh.
He looks inside, the entire thing is busted
Dwayne: the choke, thingie mechanism.
Dwayne Jr: *groans*
Dwayne Jr confessional: My dad tried to attach a bell to my bike once, when he was done the wheels were gone. Just gone.
Dwayne confessional: It was a Swedish bell! VERY tricky instructions. Had to take the whole darn bike apart! Hey, was that the summer when you walked everywhere?
Dwayne Jr: Yep.
The duo get on another boat
Dwayne: I cannot believe that the first two boats we picked are broken!
Dwayne Jr: You have to turn the key, then push the start button!
When he does the actions, the boat comes to life
Dwayne: Huh. Must be one of those Swedish boats. Here look, I'll drive- WHOA!
Dwayne Jr begins to drive off, back at the beach Tyler finally reaches shore with a shark covering is upper body, (y/n) rushes to meet him, Tyler collapses on the beach and the shark spits him and a lot of water out with the tip
Tyler: That was CRAZY wild! Let's go!
The sharks spits a fish in his face, back at the building station, Sandy hands a tip to Jen and Tom, they run off, back in the open ocean, the Ice Dancers and Fashion Bloggers are advancing to the finish line, back at the pier, Carrie and Devin are trying to start, it sputters but eventually starts, the two cheer and take off with the Police Cadets right behind them, Lorenzo and Chet are fighting for the control of the boat at the dock
Lorenzo: Move it!
Chet: Get off!
Lorenzo: No I'm driving!
Chet: MINE!
They collapse and Chet gets the wheel
Lorenzo: FINE! We'll switch every twelve seconds!
They start driving off
Lorenzo: One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
Chet: You're counting to fast!
Carrie and Devin's boat's engine explodes
Devin: Oh no! We-we've gotta problem!
The boat comes to almost a complete stop
Any faster and this motor'll die! Slow and steady wins the race, I guess?
Sanders and MacArthur pass them
Sanders: You'd better have a permit to buy fuel for that thing!
Dwayne Jr and Dwayne land on the Carpet of Completion
Don: Dwayne and Junior, you're the first to arrive at this Chill Zone!
Dwayne: Yes! We are the best!
Don: Unfortunately, you broke a rule when you read the travel tip BEFORE reuniting with Junior on the beach!
Dwayne: What?!?
He pulls up box full of cards, Don looks at him suspiciously
Sure we can't work something out here, huh? Hey, you like coupons? Twenty-five cents off the E-Muffins at McDonna's, huh?
Dwayne Jr facepalm's
Dwayne: Ooh, ooh, or free fries with- oh. This ones expired.
A timer reading 20:00 pops up
Don: Twenty minute penalty.
Jacques and Josee are at the Chill Zone, wave and kissing to the camera
Don: Jacques, Josee, you've come in first!
They don't stop kissing and waving
Don: I expected insanity. Glad to see you're keeping it professional.
Josee and Jacques are running around on the beach and screaming in joy
Don: More teams head to the boats, But others get hung up on details
Ellody: 373, 996 cubic yards, done! Now to build a perfect model with our data
a wave washes over the sand, the data washed away
Ellody: OUR DATA!!!
Mary: We'll have to wing it.
Ellody: I never wing! I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Don: Jennifer. Thomas. You've arrived in second place!
They squeal in delight
Don: HOWEVER, you didn't arrive Calanque de Maubois by train as instructed, You traveled by yacht instead. Twenty minute penalty!
A timer reading 20:00 pops up
Tom confessional: Whateves! We rode in a yacht!
Jen confessional: And partyed wit the PRINCE in a yacht!
Tom confessional: Don SO wishes he was us!
Noah and Owen arrive next
Don: Owen and Noah. You're in second place!!
Owen confessional: YES!
He crushes Noah into a bear hug, who gasps for air
MacArthur and Sanders are next to arrive
Don: third!
The duo high five. Sandy finally gives (y/n) the tip
Tyler: Dude, we're dead last!
Pan out to see that no one else, visibly, is on the beach, they take off, Ellody pops up from behind a castle.
Ellody: Did you hear something?
Mary: No. You need to focus!
Ellody: Of course.
She gets back to work, Father and Son and Fashion Bloggers penalties are up
Don *to Dwayne and Dwayne Jr*: Fourth! *Fashion Bloggers* Fifth!
(y/n) and Tyler hop into their boat, however it sounds awful but they take off
(y/n) and Tyler: NEVER! SAY! DIE!
Don: 6) Daters, 7) Stepbrothers, 8) Goths, 9) Sisters.
Two fat tourists walk up next
Don: Who are you? And who are you? Are you on this show?
They don't respond
Don: 10) Mom and Daughter, 11) Vegans, 12) Adversity Twins, 13) Rockers.
Devin and Carrie aren't going any faster
Devin: Looks like we might be headed home.
Devin confessional: So unfair that it's because of a faulty motor, not something WE did wrong. We're a great team!
Carrie confessional: Yeah. We really are.
(y/n) and Tyler whoop as they cross the ocean, suddenly the motor sparks and the boat stops
(y/n): Aw, man! Now what?
Tyler confessional: I never should've let myself get stuck in that sharks mouth! Now we're gonna get eliminated cause of me! That was my biggest fear...
(y/n) confessional: Hey, hey hey, bro! We win as a team! We LOSE as a team! We're a team, man! And I'm not sure what I'm trying to say cause *disappointingly* I'm really disappointed right now.
Tyler watches the engine spark, he pokes it and gets electrocuted but the boat propels forward, Tyler groans in pain
(y/n) Dude! That worked! Do it again!
Tyler repeats the action, launching them forward multiple times, each time Tyler groans or yelps in pain
Carrie: *gasps* Homie! That's Iceland!
She points forward, they approaching fast, Tyler electrocutes himself as the boat keeps rocketing forward
(y/n): There it is!
Devin: I can see the dock!
(y/n): So close! A few more jolts and we're there!
They catch up to the Best Friends
Don: The Chill Zone could really use a sofa is all I', saying, so- oh!
He notices the approaching teams
Don: Here they are!
The teams park and run to the Chill Zone, Best Friends make onto the Carpet of Completion
Don: Carrie. Devin. Fourteenth place.
The duo cheer and run off as (y/n) and Tyler run on, Tyler is covered in black soot, his eyes are bloodshot and he is smoking
(y/n): Okay, Don. We already know, just blast us with the bad news.
Don: (y/n). Tyler. I'm sorry to say this, but you are... second last! AKA fifteenth place AKA still in the race!
(y/n): Alright! You hear that bro?!?
He goes to pat Tyler on the shoulder, instead he is shocked
(y/n): Ow.
Back at the beach, the Geniuses have STILL not finished their castle, despite the fact that the sun is know setting. Don, in a helicopter above, calls down to them
Don: AHOY, Geniuses! I'm afraid the other teams have reached the Chill Zone! YOU are OUT of the race! I'm in a helicopter! This is so cool!
He flies off
Ellody confessional: How ironic. Our strength in urban planning was ALSO our downfall!
Mary confessional: That just proves how flawed this show is. Well, we played our part.
Ellody confessional: I suppose geniuses aren't always as smart as they think.
They start laughing and snorting awkwardly
Mary confessional: You told a joke.
Ellody confessional: I did.
Mary confessional: Wonderful.