Mangle: I'm lesbian.
Balloon Boy: I thought you were an animatronic?
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Funtime Freddy: Prepare for trouble!
Funtime Foxy: And make it double!
Bon Bon: ...
Funtime Freddy: C'mon Bon Bon, say your line.
Bonbon in a Meowth onesie: ...meow that's right.
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Glamrock Freddy: Okay band, we need to think straight.
Glamrock Bonnie: haha well shi-
Glamrock Freddy: Bonnie, now is not the time.
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Ballora: *Choking to death*
Funtime Foxy: Call 911!
Funtime Freddy: The 9 isn't working!
Funtime Foxy: Turn the phone upside down and use the 6!
Funtime Freddy: Okay! *Does it*
Phone: 911 what's your emergency
Ballora: *stops chokcing for a sec* wha-
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Baby: Can anyone give me an example of something useless?
Funtime Freddy: *Raises hand*
Baby: Very good, anyone else?
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Foxy: *Banging on the door* OPEN UP!!!
Mike Schimdit: When I was a child my mother made me eat dog food for dinner-
Foxy: NO, OPEN THE DOOR!
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Glamrock Freddy: Don't kill me, I have a boyfriend.
Vanny: You think I care about that?
Glamrock Freddy: Oh, that's not a plea for mercy. It's a warning.
Glamrock Bonnie: *Jumps out of the abyss* ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!
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Nightmare Freddy: I'm single, you're single, you know what that means?
Nightmare Bonnie, blushing: What?
Nightmare Freddy: That we're ugly ):