THINKING OUT LOUD!

By Unprettier

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Life's a beach, or: thoughts of an author without enough imagination to write fiction. Published before the E... More

Random Thoughts ni Unprettier
Good morning sa iyo.
Not all "smart" kids are smart, some are just good at kissing everyone's asses
Ikaw ay nabubuhay sa mundo hindi para maging masama kundi para magpakabuti
Bakit dugo ang sinisipsip ng mga lamok hindi ba pwedeng taba na lang
Tumawag ka sa McDo at itanong mo kung ano na ang presyo ng gasolina ngayon
Ba't masarap ang bawal tulad ng McDo cheeseburger na may 300 calories
Buti pa ang gasolina nagmamahal pero 'yung iba dyan hindi
Ang buhay parang leche flan minsan sweet minsan leche
"Pwede magtanong?" "Oo." "Sige salamat!"
I'm mad at you pero ang hot mo pa rin
Time Of Your Life (Welcome To The Motorcade)
Wala bang course na "sleeping" sa college kasi dun lang ako magaling
Tigilan mo ko wala akong barya naubos na sa Christmas shopping
Hindi nga kasi ako mataba makapal lang talaga ang mga buto ko
Going To Singapore: A Travel Journal Kuno
Wala lang
Time goes by too fast.
Dysfunctional
Unprettier 3:16 says "bugok ang author ng story na ito"
LOLOLOL
Keep Calm and Shut The Hell Up
ang init dito
Going To Prom: Weh, 'Di Nga (another journal kuno)
Sa totoo lang walang meaning ang mga title ng mga chapter ng kwentong ito
HASHTAG MEDYO BADUY
Sige umalis ka na para mapag-usapan ka namin
Ang pagmamahal ay parang fried chicken masarap pero nagpapadami ng pimples
one bero plus one bero equals tubero
***SUPER SPECIAL EDITION*** Unprettier reviews...
Wala kang pera? Ba't 'di mo subukang ibenta 'yung mga kakilala mong plastic
Bakit ambait mo sa 'kin ngayon mangungutang ka ba
Pastillas de Leche ng Kalabaw
Ah di ikaw ang pinatamaan ko sa status ko pero onga no wala ka ring kwentang tao
hb hdbl
oo na
Nasa iyo na ang lahat pati ang puso ko tapos namatay ako
Ang almusal ay sigawan, ang hapunan ay sigawan, ang tulugan ay sigawan...
Under Pressure!!!
jbdfg
[MINI_UPDATE] We learn, we train, we... complain?
Oh My G, You're So G-R-R
Aanhin mo pa ang iyong kagandahan kung hinahabol ka na ng aso?
Ang love life ay parang iPhone. Wala ako nun.
hpfbtngrbgrlfrl
May exam kami bukas
La Cucaracha
And on the 8th day, God created Yakisoba...
Thank you for the inconvenience
Walang title dahil wala akong maisip
Para kang fishball kase hindi ka nagmamahal
coochie coochie coo
Hopia, Mani, Popcorn, Pirated na DVD
SMILE KA KONTI LANG
Queen for a Day
mass hysteria
bawal omehi dito maholi bog-bog (journal kuno walang maisulat edition)
Sana birthday candle ka na lang para habang pinapatay kita nagpapalakpakan sila
Citrus Green Tea at Skyflakes para sa mga pusong sawi
kalabaw na naka-bestida habang nakasakay sa bicycle
Wattpad Killed the Hardbound Star
technologic
walang tabs kapag walang abs
Huling Harurot
Ang pasko ay sumabit (year-ender* special)
Merikurisumasu
Polluted phrases are the kill of the season
Yo he estado aquí muchas veces antes y regreso
Y regreso aquí otra vez y comienzo
The floor's all yours, the house is full, you've made the slip now take the fall
Hindi lang fireworks ang puputok mamayang gabi *wink, wink*
Floorwax ka ba kasi I love you ESTE nadulas ako
The Girl Who Destroyed The World
Sadyang nakapagpapabagabag ba o sadyang nakakapagpabagabag? (the former)
broken glass scars (wala nanamang maisulat / outdated edition)
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Babush babush kemerloo eklavush (graduate na si author edition)
Good Riddance!
Novacaine
Ending

You Think You Know Me

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By Unprettier

TOTALLY UNRELATED QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I'm so ugly, but that's okay... 'cause so are you."

- Kurt Cobain, Lithium (Nevermind, 1991)

===

Summer is just around the corner - it's apparent, since me & my seatmates are getting half-tans on our faces. (the class was rejoicing when it rained a while ago)

And you know what comes before summer.

Not spring, we live in a tropical country.

Not spring, but loads and loads of requirements needed in school in order to get your clearance signed. (I'm supposed to be doing MY requirements right now! But I can't keep it up for 4 hours straight, I need recreation)

===

Isa sa mga ka-service ko na 4th year ang nag-McDo kanina (last day of school na ata nila before the graduation?) kaya sinundo namin siya roon. Pumasok ang kapatid ko sa McDo at hinanap 'yung 4th year.

SCENE: Walang ibang sinisipag na maghanap kay ate 4th year na nag-McDo kaya ang kapatid ko nanaman ang inutusang maghanap.

Kapatid: Ano ba 'yan, ako nanaman ang maghahanap?

Service Driver: Dalian mo na, may lakad pa 'ko!

(lumabas na ang kapatid)

2 minutes later...

Kapatid: Hindi ko mahanap si ate 4th year!

(tinawag ang ka-service naming 3rd year)

Kapatid: Kuya, samahan mo 'ko!

(lumabas na si boy 3rd year at tumulong sa paghanap)

Unprettier: A-ha-ha-ha, tingnan niyo. Maya-maya, lahat na tayo nanjaan.

Hinanap na nila ang 4th year. And as usual, hindi nila mahanap. Wanna know why? Because... papunta na sa service namin 'yung 4th year! Hindi ko alam kung paano siya nakalabas ng hindi nakikita ng kapatid ko at ni boy 3rd year, pero nangyari 'yun.

Pumasok na ang 4th year na nag-McDo sa service.

Isa pang 4th year: (tinawag ang 4th year na nag-McDo) Tara dito, magtago ka!

<*nagtago si ate 4th year na nag-McDo sa last row ng upuan sa service*>

2 minutes later...

Kapatid at Boy 3rd Year: Hindi pa rin namin mahanap! Isa pa!!! Tulungan niyo kami!

(A few moments later, however, nag-give in na kami at itinuro na namin si ate 4th year, hindi na nasa loob ng McDo - nandun na sa last row ng upuan, nag-ce-cellphone at natatawa.)

===

It's student council election time once again in our school. I remember making campaign posters for my 3 classmates who were campaigning and stuff.

I am no longer affliated with them since all 3 of them are in the star section now, and I'm... not. However, if I was given a chance to do a collaboration alongside these 3 people (I think only 2 of them are running for the student council this year), I'd be happy to do so, even though it means staying up 'till 3 AM to come up with acceptable campaign poster concepts.

I miss 'em.

===

Sabi noon ni Lloyd Cadena, parang mas mabuti raw na hindi magkaklase ang dalawang taong mag-M.U. o mag-on, since magkakasawaan na sila sa isa't-isa.

The same goes for best friends - 'yung tipong tuwing magkikita kayo ng lunch, wala na kayong masyadong ma-kwentong new material sa isa't-isa.

Kahit anong reklamo ko sa section ko ngayon, parang kung tutuusin, mas ok 'yung hindi ko kasama sa classroom 'yung mga best friend ko, para tuwing magkikita kami every lunch time or sa uwian, e marami kaming mapagkwekwentuhan.

Just my piece of mind.

--x--

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