Shout-out to Sebastian Salazar for the creation of this chapter, you can have my middle finger 😍
Currently a WIP. Probably won't finish it, or maybe I would.
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Item #: SCP-💩🚽
Object Class: Euclid
Affiliated Nicknames: Sebastian
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-💩🚽 is to be kept in it's cell at all times, an 5 m x 5 m x 5 airtight steel chamber, at all times. Weekly checkups are mandatory.
SCP-💩🚽, more commonly known as "Sebastian" is an Euclid class entity that takes the form of a slimy four legged creature with many layers of razor sharp teeth. An unpleasant odor is often reported from staff members, similar to the smell of feces and trash.
SCP-💩🚽 was first spotted at a garbage disposal eating leftover Indian food and was quickly captured by personnel after being informed. It put up quite the fight at first, but eventually gave in. Since then, it has made many attempts to try escaping, and all have failed.
During previous interviews, SCP-💩🚽 has admitted to being extremely homophobic and racist, hating all life other than their own. When met with someone not of the same race, it will proceed to insult them and their culture. The hardest part is that it seems to be manipulative, but it only works if you choose to feel pity.
SCP-💩🚽 in its natural habitat: