Don: This is Toronto, the capital of North America, birthplace of funk, where the albino panther roams free.
Zoom in on the bow of the boat, an albino panther roars angrily.
Clip over to don, standing on a train station's roof.
Don: Beneath my manly size thirteen rouges 21 teams are arriving at this historic train station, ready to embark on a race around the world.
Don: I'm your host, Don, and this is The Ridonculous Race! Welcome to the Ridonculous Race. Right now, 18 teams from across the country are readying themselves to embark on a race to the death!
Don's earpiece screeches and Don cringes. Don then puts his finger up to his ear. A muffled voice is heard over the piece
Don: not to the death?
the muffled voice replies then shuts off
Don: okay. Let's meet the teams that AREN'T *wink* racing to the death!
Cut inside a bus, where Carrie and Devin are sitting, Devin reading a book and Carrie looking at Devin lovingly.
Don: Carrie and Devin, best friends.
Carrie confessional: I met Devin in the sandbox, and we haven't spent a day apart since! If anyone can win this race, it's us.
Devin confessional: Yeah! I know Carrie so well
Carrie looks at Devin lovingly again
Devin confessional: it's like we're...
He notices Carrie
Devin confessional: wh-wh-what're doing?
Carrie confessional: *snapping out of it* Huh? Oh, uh, blink check! For the camera! *Nervously* heh, woo! Race!
Cut to Taylor and Kelly, Kelly applying lipstick and Taylor filing her nails.
Don: Kelly and Taylor, mom and daughter.
Taylor confessional: Well a) I'm really hot, obviously, and b) I'm pretty much the best at everything I do so unless my mom messes things up, we're totally gonna win this race.
Kelly confessional: Taylor and her friends love when I hang out with them, I'm known as the "cool mom" *giggle* we're SO tight! People always mistake us for sisters!
Taylor confessional: *shocked* Wait, what?
Cut to Emma and Kitty, Kitty is taking selfies on her phone while Emma fixes the overhead luggage.
Don: Emma and Kitty, actual sisters.
Emma glares at Kitty and takes her phone from her.
Emma confessional: I'm studying international law so that's gonna give us a real edge. Which is good because we're here to win.
Kitty confessional: And see the world, meet some hot guys and have some fun!
Emma confessional: If there's time for that, which there won't be so let's focus on winning, okay?
Kitty groans but nods.
Emma confessional: Good!
Cut to Crimson and Ennui.
Don: Crimson and Ennui, two exceptionally pale teens.
Lightning flashes and they appear looking at the camera
Don: Okay, that's just unnerving.
Cut to OWEN and NOAH.
Don: Owen and Noah, seasoned reality TV participants.
Owen: YEEEEAHH! Wooh
He raises his hand for a high five
Owen: Come on, don't leave me hanging!
Owen confessional: Noah and I met on Total Drama, and we both been in on tons of reality shows since then like Meltdown Kitchen, Scare Tractor and Fashonita Flip-Flop!
Noah confessional: Dunno how you got on that
Owen confessional: *giggling* I'm just so psyched to be with my little buddy! Come here!
Pulls Noah into a bear hug, a crack is heard and Noah gasps in pain.
Cut to Mickey and Jay, Jay breathing from an inhaler.
Don: Mickey and Jay, identical twins who are used to overcoming adversity.
The luggage overhead collapses on them and they groan in pain
Mickey: We've been through a lot but we're not cursed. What comes right before cursed, that's us.
Jay: Like when I was six, I fell into a burrowed owl's nest and one of the baby owls flew into my ear. To this day everything on my left side sounds like hoo hoo hoo!
Mickey: We're constantly fighting adversity and overcoming it!
Jay: Sorry, but we've gotta switch sides. All I can hear is hoo hoo!
Cut to STEPHANIE and RYAN, both of them are looking out the window.
Don: The totally in love daters, Stephanie and Ryan.
Ryan confessional: Stephanie and I met at the gym 2 months and six days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!
Stephanie confessional: We're SO excited! Neither of us has ever tried this before. And there's so much to discover like what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China!
Ryan confessional: I was just wondering that!
Stephanie confessional: No. Way.
The two start making out.
Inside the train station, one of the trains open up and Jacques and Josee leap out and wave to the camera's.
Don: Josee and Jaq, ice dancers.
Jacques: We KNOW how to win! We won gold EVERYWHERE!
Josee: Except the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.
Jacques: *cries* I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!
He runs off
Josee: JAQ! Silver is his least favorite color.
Cut to (y/n) and Tyler.
Don: (y/n) and Tyler, lifelong friends.
(y/n): *laughing* going around the world on someone else's dime! SWEET! Hey Gwen! Love you!
(y/n) confessional: After total drama all stars Gwen and I have been seeing each other and since shes busy, boom! My bud Tyler!
Tyler: *laughs* Yeah guy! Bros forever! *they fist bump* JMV for the WIN!
The doors at the station open up, the eleven teams inside.
Don: Right this way teams!
He is seen standing next to a white line.
Pan over to Dwayne and Dwayne Jr, walking down the street.
Don: Also competing Dwayne and Dwayne Jr, father and son.
Dwayne wraps his arm around a bored looking Junior.
Dwayne confessional: Oh I spend a lot of time at the old office there, so this race is a perfect chance for Junior and I to squeeze a little father/son bonding time. *chuckles* Right buddo?
Junior confessional: Uh, yeah, sure dad. Hey, uh, are there any other kids MY age in this thing?
Dwayne confessional: Oh, uh...
Cut to MacArthur and Sanders, Sanders climbing down a building with a rope and MacArthur smashing through the building's window.
Don: MacArthur and Sanders, ambitious police cadets.
MacArthur confessional: We're tough as nails, we'll go to the extreme to win this thing!
Sanders confessional: Definitely, as long as we don't break any international laws.
MacArthur confessional: I'm okay with breaking a few.
Cut to Lorenzo and Chet, the two are rolling around and wrestling on the sidewalk.
Don: Lorenzo and Chet, new stepbrothers.
Lorenzo confessional: My dad married his mom last year, but we still HATE each other, so they're making us do this! Jerks!
Chet confessional: Don't call my mom a jerk! Jerk!
He shoves Lorenzo off-screen, Lorenzo just gets back up
Lorenzo confessional: Shut your wordhole! Jerk!
He shoves Chet off-screen, Chet tackles him sending them both off-screen
Don: Also racing, Tom and Jen, highly attractive fashion bloggers with impeccable taste! I told you not to let the teams write their own cards.
Jen confessional: Hey hey to all our blog followers out there, wish us luck!
Tom confessional: I bet Jen we could win the race, but I didn't think she'd take me up on it.
Jen confessional: I put my mind to something, and it happens!
Don: Also joining us, Rock and Spud. The rockers.
ROCK and SPUD rock onto screen, Rock playing the air guitar and Spud making a rock symbol and bobbing his head.
Rock confessional: Spud wasn't sure about doing this because he's not super fit or good of much of anything
Spud just nods in agreement
Rock confessional: except rocking out!
Rock makes loud noises.
Rock: So I said you just rock bud, and I'll carry you!
They both start rocking out
Cut to Laurie and Miles, Miles holding a butterfly.
Don: Laurie and Miles, granola loving hippie-dippie friends.
Laurie stops traffic so Miles can set the butterfly free.
Laurie confessional: We want to win so we can donate to our favorite charities, Save the Hunchback Walrus, Goat Milk Eco Warriors, People for the Epical Treatment of Ants, so many great causes!
Cut to Ellody and Mary walking down the street.
Don: Ellody and Mary, geniuses who say they'll use their winnings to support the science community.
Ellody confessional: Astrophysics is underfunded; reality shows offer monetary prizes, conundrum solved!
Cut to Leonard and Tammy, each of them drinking a soda.
Don: Leonard and Tammy, dedicated Live-Action Role Players. Whatever that is.
Leonard confessional: Pahkitew Island was tough, but with Tammy's new spells; HUZZAH! We'll claim the dragon's eye! That's dwarfish for one million!
Tammy pulls out her ocarina and begins to play off-note music.
Cut to Gerry and Pete walking down the sidewalk.
Don: And Gerry and Pete, retired pro tennis players and friendly rivals.
Gerry confessional: We're both VERY competitive. But for half a mill each, game on!
The two start laughing
Pete: Maybe we'll get some NEW sponsorships! Anyone need a pitch man for senior accidents...
Gerry and Pete confessional: *pointing at each other* Call his agent!
They both laugh again
Cut to Don and the 18 teams, lined up around him.
Don: Welcome contestants! This is the starting line for your 26-part race around the world! Each part ends at a Chill Zone. Get there fast because the last team to stand on the Carpet of Completion may be cut from the competition. But the first team to reach our LAST Chill Zone will win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Everyone except for Noah, Ennui and Crimson cheer. Owen pulls Noah into a hug, threatening to break his bones
Owen: YES!
Don: Look over here.
Pan over to Don standing next to miniature statue of himself.
Don: This is a ridonculous tip-box, also known as the Don Box. Press this button to get the travel tips that will lead you through the Ridonculous Race!
Everyone gets ready to run
Don: Ready teams? On your marks! Get set! RACE!
The teams charge ahead and Don awkwardly protects himself to no avail, as he gets trampled
Don: Watch the face! N-No the hair!
(y/n) hits the button on the Don Box and reads the tip.
(y/n): Race on foot to the Seattle Tower.
They run off
Dwayne: And find the Don Box *pants* to get your next tip.
He and Junior race off and overtake (y/n) and Tyler
Dwayne Jr: There's the tower!
The Ice Dancers rush past the Surfer Bros.
Jacques: An easy competition!
Dwayne: Huh?
He trips over a garbage can, he rolls around for a bit before the can shoots out from under him, Dwayne recovers instantly
The Ice Dancers are stuck in the trash bin, back to back.
Dwayne: Whoop! My bad!
(y/n): Ooh, nasty! Are you guys okay?
Instead of responding, the dancers lift the can off their heads and gracefully run off.
(y/n): Whoa... .
He and Tyler start running again when the can lands on their heads. They just keep running
The Police Cadets, Stepbrothers, and the Fashion Bloggers follow after them.
Dwayne and Dwayne Jr arrive at the Don Box and hit the Don Box and read their tip.
Junior: Either/or. What's an either/or?
The Ice Dancers leap into view and get their tip. Just the, Geoff and Brody still in the garbage can charge screaming right past the Don Box and into a pole.
Cut to Don inside the tower.
Don: An either/or give teams the choice of two challenges. They either climb 144 flights of stairs to reach the world's tallest observation deck, that's just under a million stairs, or scares, take the elevator and get the scare of a lifetime
cut to outside the tower on the observation skywalk
by braving a skywalk all the way around the side of the tower. Not to worry though; they'll be wearing helmets. And as an extra precaution, we had a safety rail installed!
Just then the safety rail snaps of from the wind.
Don: Teams must complete this either task and then find this local guide
addressing a teenager with a canadian cap on with a mini figurine of the tower strapped onto it
Don: to receive their next tip.
Cut to the Don Box again, the Fashion Bloggers, Stepbrothers, Brother and Sister, Jekyll and Hyde and Police Cadet teams are reading their tips.
Sanders: 144 flights of stairs? Yeah, we'll do scares.
She runs off just as the Adversity Twins get their tip
Tom: Scares.
Chet and Lorenzo are tugging on the tip.
Chet: Gr- scares!
Let's go of the tip, Lorenzo falls backward
Chet: Called it!
Mickey: Stairs.
Jay confessional: Mickey gets nosebleeds when he goes high too fast. It makes it hard to go on planes or tall towers.
Takes the tip from Mickey who yelps in pain
Mickey confessional: Paper cut!
Cut to inside an elevator, Dwayne and Junior get inside.
Dwayne: First in, all right! Way to go, Junior!
He raises his hand for a high five
Dwayne: give me a high fiIII!
He accidentally hits the elevator buttons instead, which causes it to spark until all the buttons are lit up. Dwayne laughs nervously while Dwayne Jr glares at him
Dwayne: stairs?
Dwayne confessional: For a tower there sure are a LOT of floors!
Dwayne whistles as he and Junior make their way to the stairs as the other teams come in. Everyone gets in the elevator
(y/n): Hey, who pushed all the buttons?
MacArthur: Now we have to take the stairs.
She and everyone else except for Sanders, Tom and Jen run toward the stairs
Sanders: Or we could just wait?
MacArthur: HUSTLE!
Sanders cringes and runs after her, Jen just shrugs as the door closes
Jen: This'll probably just be faster.
Dwayne and Dwayne Jr run up the stairs.
Dwayne: If anyone asks, we chose stairs, always stairs.
the Adversity Twins run up next
Don: While Father and Son, and the Adversity Twins commit to climbing the unconscionable number of stairs, more teams choose scares, but they're in for a long wait.
Inside the elevator cart, Tom and Jen are talking to the camera.
Jen: Hey fashion lovers, we would like to talk about today's fashion fopal which is...
not paying attention to the floor they're on, an old janitor wearing overalls and a brown cap is mopping the floor
Tom: Overalls! Ugh, nasty!
The janitor scowls in their direction
Jen: I know, right? Ugh, like, get with today!
The janitor glares
Cut to the top floor, the elevator opens up and Jen and Tom walk out, both soaking wet, Jen having a new bucket on her head, and Tom having a mop on his. They take them off, scowling and look around.
Jen: I don't see any other teams. We're in first place! &Squeals*
Tom: Let's hit the skywalk and strut all the way to the winners circle!
Starts strutting toward the skywalk, confidently
Jen: We are SO the team to beat!
They look outside to see they are pretty high up, the wind howling.
Jen: We have to walk out here?!
Don: Oh, yes you do...
Cut to the (y/n) and Tyler, Daters, Ice Dancers and Stepbrothers running up the stairs.
Don: Those who chose stairs are in for a painful climb. Frankly, that'll be more fun to watch.
Jay and Mickey are taking a break.
Mickey: On the upside, we're definitely not in last place! On the downside, that probably won't be true for long.
He and Jay start running again
The other teams run after them.
In the main lobby, Mom and Daughter have joined the other teams.
Taylor: Great! Thanks for being slow, now we're gonna race for last place! When I get home, hire us a personal trainer.
Kelly: Great idea, sweetie!
Taylor: I KNOW, that's why I thought of it.
Cut to the stairs, Jay and Mickey have slowed down enough for (y/n) and Tyler to pass.
(y/n): Sweet forms dudes! Keep it up!
Mickey: They seem nice.
Jay: No alliances, remember?
Mickey confessional: Jay doesn't think we should form an alliances.
Jay confessional: We're soft meat.
Mickey confessional: REALLY soft meat.
Cut to Sanders, hunched over a rail, sweating and making barfing noises.
Sanders: Lungs on fire! *Hiccups* So queasy!
MacArthur leaps down and scoops her over her shoulder.
MacArthur: So you're one of those skinny people who can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks, huh? Whaddya do, yoga?
Cut to Dwayne and Junior running up the stairs, (y/n) and Tyler, Adversity Twins, Ice Dancers, Daters and Stepbrothers climb the stairs.
Don: As teams continue to climb
cut to the main lobby, Leonard is meditating and Owen is eating beans, everyone else looking bored
Don: or wait.
Owen continues to chow down on his beans.
Don: And wait.
Tammy starts cleaning her ocarina.
Don: And wait.
Zoom in on the Goths.
Don: And wait some more
pan up to the observation deck
Don: the Fashion Bloggers are the first to reach the observation deck, but the scare might be too much.
Tom: We can't go out on that deathwalk! I am fashionably stout, the wind will blow me away!
The guide just rolls his eyes
Down at the lobby the elevator dings and the door opens. The teams rush inside.
Don: With the return of the elevator the competition is heating up.
The doors close
Taylor: Rude!
Owen walks over to Leonard and Tammy
Owen: Wow, nice coat!
Leonard: This coat has magic! Observe!
Owen watches, a bit confused
Leonard: DISAPEARACUS!!! Can't see me anymore, can ya?
Owen: Uuummmm, I'm gonna go over there.
Owen then walks away
Cut to the observation deck, the guide is holding a box of helmets.
Tom: Helmets? A-a-a-are you crazy? You want us to ruin our hair? No, I did not sign up for that.
Jen: Plus purple REALLLLY isn't my color.
Tom: It's not, trust her.
The guide just stares at the camera.
Cut to the stairs, Dwayne is tired and barley walking, (y/n) and Tyler catch up to him.
(y/n): Doing great bro! Our calves are gonna be so TONED after this.
Tyler: Yeah! Totally! We're gonna look like Greek gods from the knees down!
The Ice Dancers stop and wave to the camera.
Josee: Hello, to all of our fans!
She and Jacques blow kisses at the camera
Josee: We love you!
Cut to Sanders, still be carried by MacArthur.
Sanders: Put me down, I can do this!
MacArthur: I beg to differ, Chicken Legs.
MacArthur confessional: It's all in the glutes! I alway use the stair machine at the gym. I'm basically 80% glutes at this point that's taking over my muscles. *Flexes her bicep* You see this? That's glutes. All glutes.
Cut to outside the tower.
Don: After hours of stair climbing, some of our contestants are REALLY losing it.
Cut to Lorenzo and Chet, both out of breath and wheezing.
Chet: If we come in last it's your fault! Doofus!
Lorenzo: Hurry up... and climb faster! Slowpoke!
Chet: Stop breathing on my back! Sweatball!
Cut to Jay and Mickey, Mickey looking a bit crazed.
Jay: Stay with me Mickey... Eyes wide.
Mickey: It's okay mommy, I don't need your elephant!
Jay: *To the camera* This is why we don't visit a lot of skyscrapers.
In the elevator, the Best Friends, Geniuses, Goths, Tennis Rivals, Vegans and Sisters get out.
Devin: There's the skywalk, come on!
He and Carrie run to the guide, grab the helmets and run outside
Tom: Hold on! We need to make sure MY helmet is disinfected before anyone else.
Everyone, even the guide glares at him. Out on the skywalk, Carrie and Devin are looking down nervously.
Devin: Gahh! Oh man!
Carrie: Okay, you always wanted to conquer your fear of heights, right?
Devin: I'm not scared of heights, I'm scared of FALLING from heights, big difference!
Carrie grabbed his shoulder in comfort
Carrie: Don't worry, it's a TV competition. It's gotta be safe!
Just then, a bird flies in front of the skywalk. It lands on the plastic safety guard, which falls off the building. Carrie and Devin gasp
Carrie: WHOA!!
Gerry and Pete rush past them, laughing
Pete: Now we're in the lead! *Cackles* Way to snooze, chuckleheads!
Carrie : You can do it! I believe in you!
Devin: That makes one of us!
They start walking, holding hands, Gerry and Pete are just ahead barely staying in place. Suddenly, a raccoon with an umbrella floats upward chittering, Carrie and Devin just look confused.
Down in the lobby, Noah and Owen are running to the elevator.
Owen: Oh, make room for two more!
Taylor was clicking the buttons on the elevator trying to get it to go
Taylor: Sorry, no more room.
Owen was barely able to fit in as the doors close.
The elevator creaks and squeaks as it rises.
Taylor: This elevator sounds awful.
Owen's tummy starts to rumble, Owen looks nervous with sweat dripping down his forehead.
Owen let's out a toot, noxious green fumes fill the cart, everyone looks disgusted except for Noah who just stares forward deadpan.
Out on the skywalk, the Sisters, Fashion Bloggers and Vegans are all out on the deck with the Best Friends and Tennis Rivals, Gerry and Pete are suddenly blown backward.
Carrie: That's it! Just keep putting one foot in front of the other! I'm so proud of you Devin!
Devin: I couldn't do it without you, pal! I'm going to die, I'm going to die...
Kitty starts to take selfies
Kitty: This is SO cool!
Emma: Focus! This is life or death!
Kitty: Come on, look at what we're doing! It's so incredible! I feel so alive!
Emma: Yeah, make sure they put that quote on your gravestone.
She grabs Kitty's hand and drags her
Jen: Promise me you'll never let go!
Tom: NEVER! Can you believe people pay to do this?
Laurie: We're doing this for you, Mother Earth! Don't kill us!
Cut to the stairwell, MacArthur is still carrying Sanders.
MacArthur: Coming through, we're out for the win!
Jacques: Not for long!
Cut to the elevator, the door opens and the fumes and several coughing teams get out. The Reality TV Pros, LARPers, Mom and Daughter and Rockers run out.
Don: The last elevator has arrived, but while those teams still have to take the dreaded skywalk teams that took the stairs are literally leaping into the lead
As he says this, Jacques and Josee, who at some point must've passed the Victors and Brother and Sister teams, leap out to the guide who looks unimpressed
Jacques: First place!
The guide hands him the tip, Jacques is about to read it when suddenly Eva and Jo slam him and takes the tip
Jacques: Catch your flight with a zip, ride your line to the tip. Seriously?
Cut to outside the skywalk, a zipline to an airport is shown to be the drop-off point.
Don: Teams must ride a flimsy zip-line, over Lake Ontario to this island airport, and snag their next tip along the way.
Cut to Don standing next to some mattresses laid out at the end of the zip-line
Don: The line was tested this morning by our intern Andrew
cut to a Ridonculous Race cap floating in the water
Don: condolences to his family once again.
Jacques grabs Josee by the hip and jumps on the T-Bar
Jacques zips over and Josee grabs a tip.
Jacques: Go team Canada! YES!
Cut to Devin and Carrie running back into the building, done with their walk.
Devin: Oh, thank goodness!
Gerry and Pete run on screen. Pete's knee cracks and he collapses on the floor.
Pete: Gah! Ow! My artificial knee just gave out and owww!
Pete confessional: Gotta say, agreeing to doing this show was a great idea. We've been through WAY tougher battles than any of these kids. So what if they got more zing or ambition or blind optimism or... this show was a terrible idea.
MacArthur and Sanders bust through the doorway.
Sanders: Finally!
MacArthur drops her
MacArthur: Yup, now it's your turn to carry me!
Sanders: What?
MacArthur: You couldn't carry a loaf of bread!
Walks off, Sanders followers her
MacArthur confessional: Looks like a lot of teams are dealing with some dead weight!
Sanders confessional: Are you referring to me?
MacArthur just smiles at the camera
Carrie and Devin are reading their tip.
Carrie: Zip line? I've always wanted to do that!
Gerry and Pete are getting theirs too.
Gerry: Zip line? I've never wanted to do that!
They run off as the Ice Dancers crash into the pads, but the land gracefully on the pavement.
Josee: Thank you, we love you
he and Jacques start waving to no one in particular. Don looks around, confused
Josee: merci!
Don: Wh-who are you waving to? There's nobody here.
Jacques and Josee: Our fans!
Josee confessional: Our fans give us the energy we need to perform under extreme pressure. Without them, my partner Jacques would never be able to overcome his MANY faults.
Jacques confessional: Um, why do you say "many" like that?
Josee confessional: You know why.
Jacques reads the tip.
Jacques: To Morocco!
Don: There are three flights headed for Morocco departing thirty minutes apart. Teams who make it onto the first flight have the distinct advantage of arriving first. Teams on the last flight should probably question why they entered this race because wow. Really?
Noah confessional: Every reality show I've been on, I've lost. This time, no excuses no distractions. I've got my eye on the cheddar!
Owen confessional: And to taste the foods! Winning! WOO!
Devin and Carrie begin to zip-line down, Carrie snags the tip.
Devin: WE DID IT! YOU ARE THE BEST!
Carrie: Oh... *Starts blushing and nervously giggling*
Devin confessional: I HAD to do the race with Carrie. She's smart, fast, determined...
Carrie confessional: Aw...
Devin confessional: And my girlfriend Shelby was busy.
Gerry and Pete a zipping down, fighting for the tip. Gerry shoves Pete off and laughs.
Gerry: That was for wibbling 77!
Pete screams as he falls in the water.
Gerry snatches the tip but lets go of the t-bar.
Gerry: Gotcha! *Realizes he's falling* Dang it!
Back at the skywalk, Owen walks out.
Owen : Ooohh, you might wanna put on a few pounds.
Noah starts sliding forward, Owen grabs onto him. Noah screams as the two of them pass the Vegans, Fashion Bloggers and Sisters. Owen just barely hangs onto the door, holding Noah with one hand
Noah: DO NOT LET GO!
Both boys' hair are blown sideways, panicked looks on their faces.
Noah confessional: Maybe this show was a bad idea
Owen confessional: Maybe
Rock and Spud have gone onto the skywalk.
Rock: Check this out!
Spits, the wind blows it into Spud's face, Rock laughs
Rock: Sorry.
Rock confessional: The wind was howling like WHOOOSH! And the spit whipped Spud's face like *mimics a spitting sound* And then there was a bird and it was like Awwk! Awwk!
Cut to MacArthur and Sanders next to the zip-line.
MacArthur: First one to get the tip gets top-bunk back in our dorm room!
Sanders: I already have the top bunk.
MacArthur: Not for long.
The begin to slide down.
Tyler and (y/n) exit the staircase, Tyler cheering.
Tyler: Yeah! We did it!
Suddenly he falls over and cries out in pain
Tyler: My calves, my calves!
Dwayne and Junior make out of the stairwell, Dwayne walking.
Dwayne: Good job, son.
Stephanie and Ryan exit next.
Stephanie: We did it, baby!
Ryan: Watch your step, sweetcheeks!
He scoops her over his shoulder, runs off
Stephanie: I love hit when you get all gentlemen like!
Owen and Noah scoot into the room, Owen whooping and Noah pulling them like a kite. Ellody and Mary make it out, both of them are covered in what seems to be bird barf.
Ellody: Well that was illuminating.
Mary spits a bug out
Ellody confessional: Based on the splatter, the wind velocity was 45 knots. 20 more and WE'D be splattered.
Carrie and Devin hop off the zip-line and read the tip together.
Carrie and Devin: Morocco!? Woohoo!!!
They both laugh and run off
MacArthur and Sanders are zooming down, Sanders snatches the tip.
Sanders: Yes!
Tyler is still screaming in pain.
Tyler: My ankle!
Lorenzo and Chet come in, both of them out of breath.
More teams go down the zip line.
Don: As more teams reach the tarmac and gets seats on flights 1 and 2, the race to not come in last intensifies.
Cut to Jay pulling Mickey by the foot, Mickey still looks creepy.
Jay: Almost there, Mickey, stay with me!
Mickey: I'm a dancing princess...
(y/n): Come on man, we gotta move!
He starts dragging Tyler by the ankle
Tyler: Potassium! Need potassium!
(y/n): Does anyone have a banana!?
The guide just raises an eyebrow.
On the other zip line, Lorenzo and Chet are fighting, Lorenzo holding the tip.
Chet: Get off!
Lorenzo: I snagged it, I read it!
They crash into the mattress, Tyler and (y/n) land on them.
(y/n): Sorry, thanks for breaking our fall!
(y/n) reads the tip and gasps
(y/n): Morocco? awesome!
(y/n) leaps off, Lorenzo and Chet get up only for the Adversity Twins to land on them
Mickey: Wow, I can't believe we did it!
He notices the Stepbrothers groaning in pain
Mickey: Oh, uh, sorry.
Jay: Take the next flight to Morocco. Come on!
They run off
Mickey: Yay. Flying!
Gerry and Pete are running, both of them soaked, Gerry's nose is being bitten by a turtle, Pete has a fish on his head.
Don: All teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. Flight number one will carry Father and Son, Best Friends, Daters, Police Cadets, Ice Dancers and Reality TV Pros. Flight number two carries Sisters, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom and Daughter, Rockers and Geniusis, and flight number three has the LARPers, Goths, (y/n) and Tyler, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers and Tennis Rivals. Who will win the first jaunt in our race? Tune in next time to find out! The Ridonculous Race is to be continued!