In the Super Mario Bros. Movie universe, Bowser watched as the mature adults over 21 years old known as Princess Peach, Tails the Fox, Cream the Rabbit, and Paulina (who again are all mature adults over 21 in this story) engaged in a steamy session of anal play with their Pokémon. He was not pleased with what he saw.
As Bowser ranted about their behavior, he began to hear a melody in his head. He grabbed a nearby guitar and began to strum out the tune, adding lyrics about Paulina's sexual escapades.
Verse 1:
Bowser's all alone, watching from afar
As Paulina has fun with her toys, playing with no candy bars
Her Pokémon watch with icy cold delight
While Bowser seethes in envy, with no one by his side
Chorus:
Oh Paulina, how you make him burn
All alone, he's got nothing to learn
While you take it in and scream with glee
Bowser's left with nothing but envy
Verse 2:
Tails and Cream join in, while Peach watches on
Bowser's temper flares as he feels like a pawn
Why can't he have that kind of fun too?
He wants to be with someone, to love and to screw
Chorus:
Oh Paulina, how you make him burn
All alone, he's got nothing to learn
While you take it in and scream with glee
Bowser's left with nothing but envy
Bridge:
He wants to feel the warmth of another's touch
To be held close and loved so much
But for now, he's just a lonely king
Watching others enjoy life's sweetest things
Chorus:
Oh Paulina, how you make him burn
All alone, he's got nothing to learn
While you take it in and scream with glee
Bowser's left with nothing but envy
As Bowser finished the song, he let out a frustrated sigh. "Why can't I have what they have?" he muttered to himself.