billy loomis x stu macher one...

By onlyposersfuckingdie

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one-shots of billy loomis and stu macher! โ˜†top Billy โ˜†bottom stu Book completed More

you broke your promise
the letterman jacket
request
My Atlantis
It is not your fault
I'm not jealous
Somewhere only we know
He's taken
service dog
Drowning
Halloween scare
Trick or treat
Lap dance
The mafia boss and his undercover C.I
"It's okay to cry"
The Attack
" welcome to act three"
" just hold on!"
secret relationship
The ghost of you [part one]
The ghost of you [part two]
The Cheerleader outfit [part one]
The Cheerleader outfit [part two]
"Sorry i couldn't save you"
"Get the fuck away from him!"
Pretending is easier than accepting
The mafia leader and his undercover CI
" I hate my body"
" I want to be dancing with you"
" It..just a bad day,"
The Butterfly tattoos
" I'm in a towel! what did you think would happened!?"
" i still love you, i think i always will but you betrayed me"
"i...thank you for making me feel better"
" I'm...afraid,"
The case of the missing teddy bear [part one]
" i hate being in public alone"
" Who's idea was it to play spin the bottle? i want to say thank you"
" we take care of each other"
"Don't leave me"
" I didn't get to say goodbye"
"we...we thought you were dead!?"
The case of the missing teddy bear [part two]
"you gave him sugar!?"
unconsciously
" just hold me, okay?" ||"Lean on me, i got you"
"it..it was just a stupid prank"
Stu's brothers
The pet store
"You're showing to much skin"
John kramer trap
Taking care of billy loomis
"I'm not him,"
Presumed dead
They say that you're life flashs before you eyes...it does.
" Never trust randy,"
"I don't control the fucking weather"
" we got away with murder"
A day at the carnival
The Duck Army
"I'm sorry...but who are you?"
I'm not a feelings kinda guy but for you...I'll try
The Roadtrip to Disneyland [part one]
" Stop being a little brat!"
runs in the family - one shot
"Don't fuck with My kids!" [part one]
The Glimpse of a false future
" no one would hear you scream!" [part one]
The mafia boss and his undercover CI
"it's still hurts,"
From a distance - one shot
"I'll protect you,"
The bloodbath party
"You killed stu,"
Shock therapy/ isolation
Star gazing
prank war , girl's vs boys
The leatherman jacket and the football jersey
"say i love you because i love you too [part one]
"hey!get the fuck off her!"
The poster
Cooking disaster
"look away you perv!"
The ghost of you [ part three]
Getting mickey and Randy toghether
"He was just at the doorstep this morning,"
trick or treating with stu , billy and Micheal
" i learned sign language for you,"
"nobody touches my girl and gets away with it,"
"billy! I'm trying to study !"
"don't fuck with my kids!" [part two]
"i like your piercings," [smut]
" no one would hear you scream!" [part two].
"i..can't breath,"
"Remembering the day i met you"
" December 12th 1991,"
"until I found you"
"we were supposed to be friends forever "
BOOK FINISHED!

Babysitting Vince macher

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By onlyposersfuckingdie


Billy loomis, in fact, hated Vince Macher. Every time that little brat was around, he never got to spend time with stu. He's always taking stu's attention away from him. 

It was annoying, and Billy hated that brat. The other thing was that he would always kick Billy when stu wasn't looking , Billy seriously wanted to murder that kid.

Currently, it was the weekend, and Billy wanted to spend his weekend with stu. He didn't expect that little demon brat to open the door when he knocked.

Vince smirked at him, while Billy glared down at him ,"What the fuck are you doing here?" Billy asked, not caring if he cursed at a kid.

"My mom dropped me off this morning, I'm staying with Uncle stu all weekend," Vince smugly told him

Billy wanted to wrap his hands around that little shits neck and - no, he can't think that. This is stu's nephew he's thinking about murdering ,

"Where's stu?" Billy asked ,"in the kitchen, making me breakfast," Vince replied, Billy rolled his eyes and pushed Vince out of the way and walked inside

He walked into the kitchen, seeing stu cooking. He smiled and wrapped his arms around stu, kissing his neck, and stu giggled ,"Hi Billy,"

"Hi, doll," it was his only moment of peace before Vince was complaining

"Uncle stu! This chair is too high! I can't get up," he loudly said, and Billy forced himself not to curse at the kid.

"Coming, Vince," stu removed himself from Billy's arms before going over to help Vince,

Billy caught Vince's eyes, and he smirked at him, and Billy glared at him , raising his middle finger at him

Throughout the whole day, Vince kept annoying Billy and kept taking stu away from him. It irritated the hell out of him.

Finally after a long day, stu put Vince to sleep and the two of them sat in the living room, watching a movie before they started to make out , being quiet so they wouldn't wake Vince up

"Uncle stu!" The two of them pulled away, Billy let out a small groan ,throwing his back a bit, silently cursing

Stu helped Vince up on the couch,"What's the matter?" Stu asked , "I can't sleep," Vince replied ,"Can I watch the movie with you guys?"

"Sure, buddy," stu looked over at Billy, who forced a smile ,"Sure, why not," Vince looked at him and smirked

Soon enough, the three of them were watching the movie that was playing, stu had fallen asleep a few minutes later,his head resting on Billy's shoulder, and Billy leaned his head on stu's, bringing an arm up and pulling him close

Vince looked at them before he lifted his leg and started to kick Billy, Billy glared at him, "Stop it," he mouthed to him, but Vince only smirked and kept kicking Billy

Stu stirred awake, slowly opening his eyes, before seeing Vince kicking Billy, and Billy trying to stop him while silently threatening him.

"Vince, stop it," stu spoke up, catching Vince leg before he could kick Billy again,

Vince looked at stu with wide eyes ,and Billy smirked at him , "it's not what it looks like!" Vince quickly said

"Uh-huh, looks like you keep kicking my boyfriend even though he keeps telling you to stop," stu said

"He's been a brat all day," Billy spoke up, stu turned to look at him ,"why didn't you say anything sooner?"

"He's five, I handled it," Billy replied with a shrug

"He threatened me! He threatened to put me in the oven and burn me!" Vince said, pointing at Billy

"You punched me in the crotch! You little shit!" Billy said, "he said, that he's gonna gut me like a fish! A fish! Not even a shark!" Vince said

"That's because you threw a book at my head!" Billy told him ,"he said, that he was going to drown me," Vince said

"That's because you tripped me!" Billy said, "you stole my uncle stu!" Vince yelled,standing up from the couch

"Yeah?well, you stole him from me!" Billy yelled back

"My uncle stu loves me more!" Vince said, sticking his tongue out at Billy, "That's not true dipshit," Billy replied, sticking his own tongue out,

"Yes, it is!"

"No, it's not!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Stu!"

"Uncle stu!"

Stu looked between Vince and Billy before a small chuckle escaped him , but his face held sadness, "Why can't the two people I love get along?" He said before standing up

"Wait, where are you going?" Billy asked, "to my room, I'm tired, and i don't want to deal with this right now," stu said before walking away

"Look what you did," Vince glared up at Billy, who rolled his eyes ,"we did this idiot, " Billy told him

"We gotta make Uncle stu happy again," Vince said ,"well, we got to get along if you want that to happen," Billy told him, and Vince sighed

"Fine, I'll try to punch, kick, or throw stuff at you," Vince said, holding his hand out towards Billy,

"Fine, I won't threaten you or try to kill you in your sleep," Billy said, shaking Vince hand

"It's a deal,"

"Wait, were you really going to me in my sleep?" Vince asked ,Billy nodded ,"Yeah, cause you're a little shit, but I didn't go through with it because I knew stu was gonna be sad," Billy told him

"We both love him very much...why do we fight?" Vince questioned, and Billy shrugged, "maybe because we both want his attention? I don't know, I'm not an expert on this shit," Billy replied

"Go to bed,it's late," he added, standing up from the couch,

"Wait...can you tuck me in? Uncle stu tucks me in, but he's upset, and I don't want to bother him," Vince quietly questioned

Billy sighed but nodded,"Fine, but hurry up ," Vince grinned and quickly ran up the stairs as Billy followed

Billy tucked Vince in, "You know... you're not so bad, "Vince whispered

"Yeah..well, neither are you,...when you're not being a little shit that is," Billy said , and Vince chuckled

"Friends?" Vince asked ,"Friends," Billy said

"Sleep, I'll be with stu, just call out if you need anything," Billy told him before walking out of the room and into stu's. He saw stu sitting on the bed. The lamp was the only light on.

"I thought you were sleeping," Billy said, stu looked at him and smiled ,"Couldn't sleep without you. How's vince?" Stu asked

"Sleeping, just tucked him in. Can you believe he's actually likable?" Billy said, making stu giggle

"Are you still upset?" Billy asked, sitting down besides stu ,who shook his head ,"oh, I wasn't upset, I just had to make you guys think I was so you guys can get along, did it work? I mean, you did tucked in vince?" Stu told him

Billy stared at him before he laughed ,"Seriously? The second you left, we both made a deal, and we're friends now, I say it worked," Billy told him

"I'm glad it did, my two favorite people getting along," stu said ,"I'm your first right?"

Stu nodded, and Billy grinned before kissing stu , "Billy, what -"Billy pinned stu to the bed , getting on top of him

"Shh, be quiet, or else we're gonna wake Vince up," Billy whispered

"I love you, Billy," Billy smiled and kissed stu ,"I love you too, doll," he said as the door opened

"And I love my uncle stu! So get off him! You perv!" Billy groaned and rolled off stu as Vince jumped on the bed, glaring at Billy and hugging stu who laughed

"I thought you were sleeping!?" Billy said, "I was about to, then your words sinked in! You were going to sleep with Uncle stu! " Vince said ,

"Yeah, I was! Until you interrupted us!" Billy said

"Uncle stu, what did that perv do to you?!" Vince asked, and stu only laughed even harder

"Babe, it's not funny,"

"Uncle stu stop laughing,"
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