Author's note: Thank you so much for the 3k+ views! I shall now give you a special that has characters' appearances throughout the story and other stories. This will be recurring in this book as we pass every 1k point. So the next one will be at 4k reads and so on. And dang people! It hasn't been two hours since chapter 6 was released and I already have 11 notifications! You guys really eat up my chapters(and my nonexistent brain cells).
Man, I haven't updated this in a while. Chapter 7 is coming soon. I'm still trying to find the time to write, so do not worry! I will not be Discontinuing this ever(hopefully).
Commander: Hello everyone! You guys know me as Commander, from the current book that you are reading.
Revolutionary Hawaii: And I'm Hawaii! The best MC in this story as the rest of you guys are irrelevant!
Commander: Today, we will review some recipes that the Kansens have prepared for us.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Can you cook?
Commander: I don't know. I haven't tried.
Revolutionary Hawaii: I cooked m*th before. Did it with the Math teacher. We did m*th instead of math. So this shouldn't be that hard.
Commander: Now on that happy note, lets get cooking!
Revolutionary Hawaii: First recipe we will be trying today is a recipe of.....oh boy.
Commander: What?
Revolutionary Hawaii: From the Royal Navy, and from the Queen herself, we are going to make her favorite Chocolate Biscuit Cake.
Commander: What's so bad about that?
Rebolutionary Hawaii: She gets really mad if it isn't made properly, which is why only her most trusted servants are allowed to cook it.
Commander: How come?
Revolutionary Hawaii: A previous Admiral made one for her, but his cooking was so bad, he got thrown out the window.
Commander: Is he still around?
Revolutionary Hawaii: Nah, he kicked the bucket sometime after when I appeared.
Commander: What was hi-
Revolutionary Hawaii: Shut up and lets get cooking
Hawaii and Commander look at the ingredients because they have to go get them because they forgot to prepare them before hand.
Ingredients:
2 cups of rich tea biscuits
2 eggs
1 cup of softened unsalted butter
1 cup of granulated sugar
3 cups of dark chocolate
Recipe(from Dished so don't sue me)
Chocolate biscuit cake:
- First, crush up 2 cups of rich tea biscuits or sweet cookies
- Then whisk 2 eggs- And add 1 cup of softened unsalted butter- Followed by 1 cup of granulated sugar
- Mix all ingredients together thoroughly
- On a double boiler, melt 1 cup of dark chocolate
- Add you egg and sugar mixture to the double boiler
- Mix all ingredients together until fully combined
- Now mix in your crushed rich tea biscuits
- Add the contents of the double boiler to your cake form
- Chill the cake in the refrigerator for at least 3 hours
-Remove the cake from the refrigerator and let it stand
Chocolate glaze frosting:
- In a double boiler, melt 2 cups of dark chocolate, for coating
- Pour the melted chocolate over the cake and smooth the top and sides using a palette knife
- Allow the chocolate to set at room temperature
- Your Queen Elizabeth cake is now ready to serve!
Revolutionary Hawaii: This is... somewhat comprehensible
Commander: What do you mean?
Revolutionary Hawaii: I am, faintly dyslexic.
Commander: WHAT?!
Revolutionary Hawaii: Hey it ain't my fault that in my vision, the words are literally having word war 2 over there.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Let's go to the store then.
Later at the store.
Hawaii and Commander enter the store.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Race you.
Commander: What do yo-
Revolutionary Hawaii disappears in the aisles.
Commander: Hey! No fair!
Commander goes into another aisle.
Commencing the battle of the supermarket.
Commander enters the aisle, but a bottle of Cola is thrown at him and explodes.
Commander: F*ck you Hawaii!
Revolutionary Hawaii: *somewhere* F*ck you too!
Commander quickly runs to another aisle and runs into Haruto.
Commander: Run Haruto! Run for your lives!
Haruto: What do you mean?
A Coca Cola bottle rolls right next to Haruto's foot.
Haruto: Oh.
*BOOM*
Commander: NOOOOOOOOO!
Haruto is now soaking wet in Coca Cola.
Haruto's soul floats out of his body.
Haruto: Dam.
Haruto pulls out a manga volume of JiJi's Inexplicable Campaign.
Haruto: What a nice chapter.
Haruto floats away.
Jack suddenly appears from another aisle.
Jack: I heard some explosions. What is going on?
An EfferveranceSi can is rolled right next to Jack.
Jack: Ah f*ck.
*boom*
Commander: NOOOOOO!
Jack's soul also floats out of his body.
Jack: SHUT UP! I AM OK!
Jack: Now where is the comic book section.
Jack looks at Haruto and floats after him.
Jack: Oi! Haruto! Wait up!
Hawaii peeks from another aisle.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Hey Commander.
Commander:
Commander runs in the opposite direction.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Wait don't g- Dang it. I was hoping to ask him if we needed any oil.
Hawaii looks to a shopping cart filled with olive oil bottles.
*Timeskip*
Revolutionary Hawaii: After chasing down Commander and smacking him so hard that Will Smith was impressed, we are back to begin cooking.
Commander: mmmmmm!
Revolutionary Hawaii: You're fine aren't you Commander?
Commander is seen covered in bandages.
Commander: mmmmmm!
Revolutionary Hawaii: What?
Hawaii feels an ominous presence behind him.
Hawaii slowly turns his head around while comically sweating.
???: Japan's Finest!
Hawaii-taro: Yo!
Revolutionary Hawaii: AHHHHHHHHH!
Hawaii jumps out the window.
Commander: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Commander is now trying to run away, or hop away, whatever you do in bandages.
Hawaii-taro: It's time for you to begin cooking!
Hawaii-taro: With me
King Hawaii: I, the true king of humani-
Fuhrer Hawaii: Anz Me! De glorious savior of Deutschland!
King Hawai: How dare you interrupt me!
Fuhrer: Oh? An inzignifigant bug in front of me that is begging to be smacked!
King Hawaii: *Sighs* Fine. You win this time.
King Hawaii: But beware! You better not cook a frankfurter so damn raw that it was still mooing, or oinking, its hard to tell. Also! It was even colder than Asian-in-laws!
Fuhrer Hawaii: Vell my frankfurters are huge in ze length! Ze biggest vone I made vas sixty centimeters long!
Hawaii bursts through the door.
Revolutionary Hawaii: WHAT THE F*CKS A CENTIMETERRRRR!
Hawaii-taro: You should begin cooking now.
*timeskip*
Hawaii-taro: Now that we are back, let us tell you the rules of this competition.
King Hawaii: No outside help from anybody.
Fuhrer Hawaii: And vats it.
King Hawaii: No, there's more. You have 6 hours to complete this cake.
Revolutionary Hawaii: That much time? Pssh. Watch me do it in 1 hour.
Commander: I suppose that we can speed up the process.
*timeskip to when they are done*
Revolutionary Hawaii: Done!
Hawaii pulls out a smoking and flaming pile of something and sets it on a table.
Revolutionary Hawaii: With an addition of oil stole- er gifted from the Middle East!
Hawaii poured oil on it, making the fire bigger.
Hawaii-taro & King Hawaii & Fuhrer Hawaii: ....
Hawaii-taro takes the first bite.
Hawaii-taro: It has an oily ta-
Hawaii-taro collapses on the ground.
King Hawaii was unfazed.
King Hawaii: Is this even edible? it looks like the middle east sh*t on it.
Fuhrer Hawaii: Looks like food to me!
Fuhrer Hawaii digs in.
???: mmm.
Fuhrer Hawaii looks up to see Hawaii(Primal)
King Hawaii: Back! Back! Foul Beast.
King Hawaii begins swinging his sword, with the intent of shooing off Hawaii(Primal)
Hawaii(Primal): M!M! mm.
Hawaii(Primal) mimics King Hawaii's movements.
*Timeskip to after Hawaii-taro wakes up again*
Hawaii-taro: We are now back to try Commander's biscuit cake.
King Hawaii: *snickers* after Fuhrer Hawaii had some really bad diarhea.
Fuhrer Hawaii: Ve do not talk about vat anymore!
King Hawaii: yeah yeah, whatever.
Hawaii-taro: Commander, how long will it take you to finish the cake?
Commander: I can't seem to get the batter to mix. I already broke the automatic mixer.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Give that to me.
Hawaii swipes the bowl away from the commander and tries to mix it himself.
Revolutionary Hawaii: What. The. Hell?
Hawaii is unable to move the whisk.
Commander: See?
Revolutionary Hawaii: We are supposed to be making cake batter, not concrete!
Commander: Says the person who made Middle Eastern sh*t.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Why you little..
Hawaii attempts to choke Commander but trips over something.
Hawaii: Sh*t, I tripped over Queen Shortstack.
Queen Elizabeth, with tears in her eyes, runs out crying.
Commander: Look at the time! the Special is over so we can get back to the original storyline! Please dont choke me.
Revolutionary Hawaii: Never!
In the end, the rest of the Hawaiis pried Hawaii off of Commander.
Author's note:
I am already thinking about a new book but Im not going to release it until I finish more chapters of this book and my other books that I completely forgot about. I wonder on who the old Admiral is?
Upd- May 6th 2024.
Yeah Im trying to get another chapter out. But rn i am changing some of the chapters I don't like as much.