Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

the nightmare *dun dun dun*

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By Hazelflight38

September 27, 3:00 AM

Felixburg

Felly: holy shit i just had the worst nightmare

seungtheman: lol

oldmanchan: omg are you okay?

Meanho: what was it about?

Felly: minho was in it

Meanho: EXCUSE ME FUCKER-?

dumbass: LMAO

savagefetus: lmao we are all having nightmares about minho now

Meanho: did i do anything in particular?

Felly: there was a pool and a ball i think...

Felly: OOH OOH I REMEMBER

Felly: I HIT YOU IN THE FACE BY ACCIDENT THEN YOU FRIED ME LIKE A CHICKEN TENDER

Meanho: that's it?

Felly: it was scary :(

oldmanchan: well, it wasn't real so go back to bed

pizzaslice: GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SO HELP ME-

savagefetus: okay let's just shut up and sleep

Meanho: IF I HEAR ONE SQUAWK COME OUT OF YOU KIDS BEFORE THE SUN IS UP IMA AIR FRY ALL OF YOU FUCKERS

Jisuck: yes daddy

Meanho: when did you even get here

Jisuck: idk

oldmanchan: GO TO SLEEP NOW

Jisuck: okay okay damn

3 mInUtEs lAtEr

Felly: OMG OMG OMG

seungtheman: whattt

Meanho: WHAT DID I SAY 🔪

dumbass: *screams*

Meanho: IMA MAKE SOME FRIED CHICKEN

savagefetus: no pls minho this isn't you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Meanho: ....

Jisuck: 💀

pizzaslice: naw...

savagefetus: uwu

Felly: i had another nightmare!

Meanho: did i fry you?

Felly: no, this time hyunjin was in it!

dumbass: did i get fried

Felly: no, its even worse! you looked so crusty and ugly! the nightmare seemed so real!!

Jisuck: tbh he's always crusty and ugly

pizzaslice: says you

Jisuck: shut up trapezium

Felly: OMG HE'S STARING AT ME WITH HIS CRUSTY EYES

dumbass: felix.

Felly: huh?

Felly: WAIT OMG HE'S WAVING AT ME

dumbass: i'm the crusty dream hyunjin

dumbass: we're having a sleepover at my house

Felly: oh

Felly: i forgot about that

Jisuck: and people still call me stupid 💀

Meanho: everyone is stupid

savagefetus: :(

Meanho: aside from you

oldmanchan: and me? :D

Meanho: you're also stupid

Felly: no but like hyunjin why you actually look so crusty at night...

dumbass kicked Felly out of the chat

oldmanchan added Felly back to the chat

Felly: :(


sorry for not updating much, the end of the school year is coming and i have to study for lots of exams!

hope you liked this chapter, i promise ill make better ones in the future! :D






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