From a faraway castle in outer space, Bowser peered through his telescope and saw Princess Peach and Birdo engaged in some hot and steamy sexual play. He couldn't help but feel aroused and jealous at the same time. He sang a song about his desires for Peach and his fantasies of joining in on their sexual fun.
Bowser's song
Verse 1: I spy through my telescope Peach and Birdo's sexual dope Aroused and jealous, I confess I want to join in, I must confess
Chorus: Peaches, oh sweet Peaches How you make my heart race I crave your touch, your sweet caresses Your ass, your tits, your pretty faces
Verse 2: I want to be the one to lick Your butt hole, Peach, oh so slick I'll join Birdo in your game Our pleasure will never be the same
Chorus: Peaches, oh sweet Peaches How you make my heart race I crave your touch, your sweet caresses Your ass, your tits, your pretty faces
Bridge: I'll be your Bowser, your king Together we'll do anything Pleasure, pain, and ecstasy We'll make love so passionately
Chorus: Peaches, oh sweet Peaches How you make my heart race I crave your touch, your sweet caresses Your ass, your tits, your pretty faces
Outro: Peaches, oh sweet Peaches I'll love you until the end Our love will never cease My dearest Peach, my sweetest friend.
He mutters to himself, "I can't believe Birdo is teaching her all these things. Why can't I be the one showing her the ropes?" He then breaks out into song, singing to himself about his love for Princess Peach and his desire to be the one teaching her about pleasure:
[Bowser begins to sing, his voice booming through the halls of his castle]
Bowser: Oh Peach, my love, my sweet desire, I watch you with Birdo and my heart's on fire, Why can't I be the one to show you what it means, To explore your body and fulfill your wildest dreams?
[He paces back and forth, gesturing wildly as he sings]
Bowser: I've been chasing you for years, But now I see it's not just your crown I hold dear, Your body, your curves, your every little move, I wanna teach you all the things that Birdo's already proved.
[He lets out a deep, guttural laugh]
Bowser: So let me take you in my arms, And show you all my wild charms, We'll explore each other until the sun rises high, Oh Peach, my love, won't you give me a try?
[He finishes his song with a dramatic flourish, then collapses onto his throne, panting heavily.]