"Z-zelda just...j-just sent me a photo of...this...with n-no explanation and I...um...."
"I-I think I have a surprise w-waiting for me at Hyrule Castle..."
"What s-should I do? Should I respond?! Why is m-my nose bleeding?!?!"
(Link, you pervy little simp. But I mean...I would react the same way.)
"S-shut up...! I don't need your...your snideness right n-now...! What I need is a t-tissue for my nose...!"