George: "Let's see what the new season of my favorite comedy is going to be like."
He appears near Y/n
George: "Well, this is boring. He's just sitting there. I'm going to go to the network and complain."
Y/N: "What are you talking about?"
George: "Oh no, my television is becoming self-aware."
Y/n just goes back to reading recent battle reports
Rodney appears soon after
Rodney: "George, what are you doing?"
George: "Watching my show."
Y/N: "Yeah, I still don't get it."
George: "*sigh* In chapter 2 of this story, I said that your life is a comedy and that your misery brings me joy."
Y/N: "What?....."
George: "You heard nothing."
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Admiral: "Things are not looking good down there."
George: "I'll say. Good thing it's only an eighth of your forces that have been lost."
Admiral: "That kind of talk isn't helping."
George: "I wasn't trying to help."
George then began to glitch out
George: "....I see."
Rodney: "Admiral, we've been breached. Covenant and Flood signatures."
Dorsetshire: "Sir, our defenses have all shutdown...quite suddenly, I might add."
Marine (R): "Admiral, I think they're headed to the bridge-aargh"
Rodney: "George, lock the door."
There was no response
Rodney: "George!"
George: ".....Huh? Oh, securing blast doors leading to the bridge."
Dorsetshire: "...An order from Cortana?...It seems old, tho..."
Rodney: "Admiral, the Flood seems to be heading to the engine room. What do we do?"
Admiral: "Seeing what they can do, if the Flood gains control of this ship, it could mean the end of humanity as we know it."
Dorsetshire: "I say we call back the spartans to clear out the Flood, or worse case scenario....we initiate the self-destruct sequence."
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Y/N: "I know I wanted this, but I don't like this."
In front of the shipboy was roughly 50 U.N.S.C Siren shipgirls
Y/N: "Why are they all girls? Why can't there be a male Siren for once?"
George: "Heh."
Y/N: "That's all you have to say?! I mean look at them, they're crap," He points at one of them in the crowd. "That one's falling apart as we speak!"
George: "How unfortunate."
The shipboy's attention was then directed to a happily humming Siren
Observer Alpha: "So, how do you like them?" She asks with an attempt of beaming, cheerful smile
Y/N: "I'll be honest with you, they look like they were made in a day. A lot of defective."
Her smile was gone
Y/N: "You're intelligent aliens, so I honestly thought your handy work would have been a little bit better than this."
George: "Come on slap him in the face! Kick him in the nuts! Something good!"
But despite his humorous requests, she had something else in mind
Observer Alpha: "Well we could try another way."
She gets really close, straddling you
Observer Alpha: "Conception~." She whispers in your ear
You just stood there, not saying anything
George: "What she means is-"
Y/N: "I know what she means! God, I think I actually preferred the original Observer Alpha....but she's dead and I'm stuck with this one, an army of ticking time bombs, and a talking head."
George: "Not that it matters, but why didn't you include me?"
Y/N: "Because you aren't a physical living being."
George: "You know she's a living organism, and you are a ship. I don't think it would work.....do it."
Y/N: "Excuse me?"
George: "This is research, I need to know if it's possible."
Y/N: "No."
Observer Alpha: "I'm on board!"
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???: "It's been 408 hours (14 days), have you made your decision yet?"
Odin: "I would never betray the admiral, I refuse."
???: "This U.N.S.C. is soft. (dual voice) It truly is a shame. (Singular voice) They're incapable of exterminating the Covenant. (dual voice) They're even siding with the Flood."
Odin: "What do you mean? Siding with the Flood?"
???: (Singular) Your admiral...(Dual) And In Amber Clad. Both are contaminated by the Flood. (Singular) I thought that was obvious."
Odin: "You lie!"
???: "Perhaps you have never encountered those parasites before...(Dual) It has a stench that is hard to forget."
The mysterious person then disappears
Odin: "What kind of witchcraft fuckery is that?!"
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Hey, how ya doin?
I'm losing motivation for this, I'll try my best to keep it going, but I have an important question................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
I've been working on another Halo/Azur Lane story and I would like to know if anyone would be interested in reading it. I'm going to be completely honest. It's probably crap as well, but it might be better?