Parker was sitting alone in his bed, he was very lonely. He wanted to get a girlfriend but all his relationships never worked out. He wanted to try again but he didn't want to get heartbroken uuuuuuuundoo my sad, he thought about it for a moment before deciding he was gonna try one more time. He got up and put on sexy outfit. This is what that sexy outfit looked like
He drank his prime for motivation and then he became PC, he got up and started stretching but when he bent over a little poopy came out of his buttocks, he didn't feel ashamed, he took a picture of it and sent it to the museum so they could send him a painting of it. If his relationship worked out he would hang the picture on the wall for him, his girlfriend and his 69 kids to see. He got ready to go to the club, he practiced his dance moves. His dance moves being the twerker porker and the slapper tapper 5000. And then he got up and galloped on his horse while singing the lil nas x old town road song. Then he slipped out of the horses vagina and went to the club confidently and sexily.