Continue from last....
Raaavi takes Shiva to the khopchaa And grabs his collar.
Shivaa - raavi dekh...hum ghar se karke aaye the nah!? Ab bacchon ke samne romance karegi toh achha thodi lagegaa!? Ab tere jagah jagah par armaan jaagne lagenge toh kahin par bhi thodi kar sakte hai!?
Raavi - tujhe toh mainnnnnn!!!
"Aree aree chhod mere devar ko!! Mujhe yeh bolkar ki rishitaa mein shivaa ko pyaar karungi, tuu mere devar ko khopche mein laakar maar Peet rahi hai!? Issliye tuu ghar waale se durr lekar gayi usko???". Rishitaa said.
Shivaa - meri bhabhi aa gayi!!! Aree dev tere gaal par laal nishaan!? Kaunse machhar ne kantaa!?
Dev looked at rishitaa. Rishitaa blushes.
ShiVi - hmmmm!! ( Teasing )
Dishitaa blushing....
"Oh God! My one lac's shoes!!! ". This grab shiVi and DiShita's attention. They looked at the owner of voice.
Peon - sorry vishu betaa!
Vishu - what do you mean by sorry peon uncle!? You ruined my most favourite shoe!! Oh my God now i have to go London for buy a new pair of shoes.
ShiVi and DiShitaa to each other " jute lene ke liye London!??". They gets shocked.
Kuhu - what happened vishuu!? Why are youu shouting like that!?
Vishu - see this...my favourite shoe!! ( Crying )
ShiVi and diShita went to her.
Rishitaa - dekho baby don't cry... somnath market se new le lenaa...
Vishu - eww!! Yahan ke market!? Hum humare fluffy ke liye bhi Pedigree America se laate hai. Aur aapko lagtaa hai main shoes market se khareedungi!? No!! Neverrr!!!
ShiVi and DiShitaa getting shock one by one.
Shivaa - aailaaa itni rees!? Hum toh honeymoon tak mami ke ghar niptaa ke aa jaate hai. Yeh toh London!! Americaa!! Aur samaan lene ke liye toh galle mein paise tak nahi hote, risk lekar kaam chalate hai. Dev becharaa toh maze lene ke chakkar mein sabse pehle pappa ban gaya.
Dev - it's Okay betaa! Abhi aap thoda manage karlo... school ki chhutti hone ke baad aapko jahan jana hai chalein jaana...
Vishu - it's good ideaa! Btw namaste!! I'm vinnie patel. ( Gujrati che traditional dikhana padega nah😉)
Dev rishitaa and shivaa raavi both smiled to see their(vishu and kuhu ) traditional side.
Dev - chalo admission karanaa hai.
ShiVi diShita and chikoo saanchi were about to leave but stopped....
Dev - shesh!!
No response.
Shivaa - mithoo!!
No response.
Mithooo!! Sheshhh!!
No response.
Dev - sheshhhh!!!
shivaa - Mithoo!!!
" Papaa dekho nah...kitni pyaari ladki hai angel ke jaise!!!". Still hypnostised.
Vishu - why are youu looking at me like that!? Youu need to pay 2 lac for it!!
Rishitaa's eyes widened.
Rishitaa - dev sunaa tumne!? Sirf dekhne ke liye 2 lac maang rahi hai.
Dev - aree yaar behraa thodi hoon sunn rahaa hoon nah.
Rishitaa - tell i tell youuu meraa baccha meraa hone se pehle kisi ka nahi hona chahiye...sheshuuu!!!
Shesh - Oh my Jesus! It's too hot today.
Rishitaa - ek ladki ke liye mera hindustani baccha Christian ban gayaaa....dev!!!
Dev - maine kyaa kiyaa hai bhyi!? Mujhe kyuu beech mein laa rahi ho!?
Kuhu - oyee ganpati bappa!! Tune modak zyadaa kha liye the kyaa!?
Raavi - tumne mere mithoo ko ganpati bappa kahan!?
Mithoo ( still lost in her ) - mom I'm not mithoo, I'm rudraa!!
Raavi gets little possessive for her baby. She kissed him on his cheeks. ( Apnaa dhabba maar rahi hai )
Raavi ( in mind ) - meraa baccha mere samne ek piddi ladki ke liye hindi se angreji boolne lag gayaaa!!! ( Possessively )
Shivaa - Chipkali, main kyaa boltaa hoon!? Yeh mere totaa ki mainaa ban sakti hai.
Raavi glared at him.
Raavi - durga nagar.
Shivaa - matlab!?
Raavi - ek hospital hai...jahan chehra tootne ke baad wapas theek ho jaata hai. Zarooooorat padegi tujhe.
Shivaa and dev stands together. Only to save themselves from their khurrrat wife!! 🐱
Pallavi - i think aaplog ko admission ke liye andar jaana chahiye. Aur bacchon aap sab classes mein chalo. Vishu....kuhu help your friends !
Here mithoo urf rudra and shesh's mann mein laddoo phutaa!
Mithoo - mom!! dad!! I'm going to my class, lovee youuu...shaam ko dinner karne ke liye dubai jaayenge....
Saying this he leaves from there with kuhu.
Shesh - hey slim tim aunty, and whity white uncle I'm going to my class, after school over we will Canada!! For dinner.
He too leaves from there with his new friend sheshuu ki vishu.
ShiVi and DiShitaa looked at each other shockingly.
Raavi - zindagi mein pehli baar pati ko chhod kar bete ke liye jealously hui hai.
Rishitaa - meraa baccha toh ab tak meraa huaa bhi nahi hai. Yeh sab nah iss dev ki galti hai.
Dev - abee main kahan se aa jaata hoon beech mein!?
Shivaa - yeh mithoo kyaa bol rahaa tha!? Shaam ko dinner !? Yeh shaam ko kabse dinner hone lagaa!? Aur kahan jayegaa dubai!? Gujrat ke bahar bhi gayaa hai!? Ghar mein chaddi pehan ke ghoomta hai aur yahan par salman khan ban rahaa hai.
Dev - haan toh bhai Salman Khan bhi toh banyan nahi pehanta!
Rishitaa - hhhhh ( crying ) shesh ne toh kutumba minaar bhi nahi dekha hai canada jaane ki baat kar raha hai. Hhhhhh!!! ( Crying )
Raavi - ab pataa chala tumhein rishitaa humein kitna buraa lagta tha jab tum humein gareeb bolti thi. Humare gareeb nivas- i mean pandyaa nivas ko machis ki tili bolti thi...
Rishitaa - what do you mean raavi!?
Raavi -dekha!! Dekha!! Bikul woh waise hi bol rahi hoon woh...kyaa naam hai vishuuuuu vinniee... bilkul tumhari Bahu material hai.
Rishitaa - haan toh woh kuhu bhi mithoo ki sargam aur tumhari Bahu material hai. Pati toh already bhabhi chhap hai...aur bete bhi!!
DeVaaa - ab pataa chala humari maa humein peticoat chaap kyuu bolti hai!???
Both folds their arms and diverted their gaze to the different side.
Dev - abhi bacchon ke daant nahi toote hai. Aur Ashique sujh rahi hai.
Shivaa - woh chhod...mithoo totaa apni chappal sidhi nahi pehan pataa...aur kamal ki English kahan se sikhi isne!? Aur English chhodon...shayar ban gaya!??
Shivaa - bhai mujhe toh koi problem nahi hai.
Dev - kaisi baatein kar Raha hai shivaa!? Dhoodh peete bacche hai woh log...
Just phone ringed bring back them to the reality.
Rishitaa/ raavi - ab yeh kiskaa phone!!?
Shivaa - dharaa bhabhi!!
Dev - aree dhara bhabhi ka!? Uthanaa phone....
Rishitaa ( in mind ) - iss dev ki toh gardan hi tod dungi...bhabhi!! Bhabhi!! Bhabhi!! Bhabhi!!!
Shivaa/ dev - hello bhabhi!?
Dharaa ( on call ) - ahhh shivaaa!! Dev!!! Meraa pair!!! Aahhhhh!!!
ShiVi and DiShitaa gets shocked after hearing this.
Shivaa - ky.. kyaa huaa bhabhi!?
Dev - haan bhabhi kyaa huaa aapko!?
Dharaa ( on call ) - saans lene mein takleef ho rahi hai.
Rishitaa - pair ke nas naak par chale gayi kyaa!?
Raavi - main toh commerce student hoon, biology ke baarein mein toh khud shivaa mujhe padhataa hai. Mujhe kyaa pataa kya kahan par hota.
Shivaa go red ignoring her he continued....
Shivaa - bhabhi aap tension mat lo...hum aa rahe hai.
Rishitaa and raavi together - BILKUL NAHI!!!
Dharaa and deVaa gets shocked.
Shivaa - kyuu!? Kyuu nahi Jaa sakte apan!?
Dev - bhabhi ko humaari zarooooorat hai... baby.
Rishitaa - but....mujhe teri zarooooorat hai....mujhe teri zarooooorat hai.
Shivaa - bhabhi iss time par gaana kaun gaata hai!? Chalo jaldi...kahin-" raavi cutted shiva in the middle.
Raavi - kahin....der nah...ho jaaye...kahin der nah ho jaaye....
Dharaa on the other hand.
Dharaa ( in mind ) - main sab samjh rahi hoon, tumdono kyaa karna chahte ho. Tumdono dev aur shivaa ko mere paas aane se rokna chahte ho...joh main hargis nahi hone dungi...mere bacche aaj mere paas aa ke rahenge!! Aur tumdono ko main tumhari sukat dikha kar rahungi.... kyaa laga tha tumlogon ko!? Dharaa haar jaayegi itni jaldi!? KABHI NAHI....
SHIVAA AND DEV LEFT THEIR HANDS.
Raavi ( in mind ) - No!! No!! I know ...dharaa di natak kar rahi hai.
Rishitaa ( in mind ) - agar aaj yeh dono unke paas chale gaye...toh hum wapas kabhi ek nahi ho paayenge.
Rishitaa winked at her...
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