ENTJ: *whispering hoping no one will hear them* I have a crush on INTJ...
ENTP: YOU HAVE A WHAT ON WHO NOW?
ENTJ: *pterodactyl screech* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM??!!
INTP: *startles awake and looks around confused* What did I miss????
*some distant pleas for mercy from ENTP*
INTJ: ENTJ, I brought you a new book on financial strategies-
*ENTJ literally sends ENTP flying across the hallway*
ENTJ: Thanks. *takes book*
*INTJ glances at ENTP absolutely unbothered*
INTJ: Need help with that? *points at the body*
ENTJ: Nope, I'm good.
INTJ: K.
INTP: Do we have any potato chips left??
ENTJ: Check the cupboard above the stove.