ENFJ: Messing with the wiring in the circuit board, oh looks like they've electrocuted themselves again
ENTJ: Explaining to ISTP how everyone could totally be out of here in no time if everyone would just listen to them!
ENFP: Somehow managed to spider their way up the walls with their feet and hands pushed against either side of the elevator
ENTP: Trying to climb up the elevator cables like a clumsy baby monkey badass
ESFJ: Panicking and jumping up and down to try and make the elevator move
ESTJ: Created a makeshift rope out of everyone's socks and is climbing down to the ground
ESFP: Cannot stop fidgeting and making little noises after being enclosed in such a small space
ESTP: Watching ENTP and ESTJ's impressive yet surely doomed climbs with some popcorn and betting on who will fall first 10 bucks says it's ENTP
ISFJ: Desperately clawing at the doors to try and pry them open
ISTJ: Pushes ENFJ out of the way after smoke starts coming out of their ears, starts wiring properly
ISFP: Making funny faces in the elevator mirror
ISTP: Silently died in the corner 37 minutes ago
INFJ: SCREAMING BECAUSE THEY JUST. CAN'T. TAKE. IT. ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
INTJ: Is tying to read in the corner, shut up you guys
INFP: Frantically pushing all the elevator buttons as much as possible
INTP: Is cutting the cables, wait WHAT? SOMEONE STOP THE-
Entp : Not to worry, I have a permit.
[ Hands over paper ]
Infj : This just says "I can do what I want."