Kyle invited Stan over for dinner, his mom spends a lot of time outside of the house now.
"I'm home!" Kyle announced dropping his backpack in the front. "I brought Stan!"
Ms. Broflovski entered the room with a wide smile on her face. "Stan! So nice that you came!"
"Thanks for having me Ms. Broflovski," Stan smiled.
"We are going upstairs to do some homework." Kyle walked up the stairs with Stan following behind him. "About the plan." Kyle said once they arrived to his bedroom.
Stan sat down on Kyle's bed as he usually does. "What do you have in mind?" Stan asked.
"I was thinking to just flirt, I mean. He is already telling the whole school how 'in love' he is with me, I might as well dig the hole deeper and really make him love me." Kyle told Stan who nodded.
"What if it backfires and you end up falling in love first?" Stan asked but Kyle only bursted out in laughter.
"Fall in love?! With that lard? God no!" He continued to laugh for a good ten seconds more.
"Shut up," Stan grumbled throwing a pillow at him. "Just be careful."
Stan and Kyle decided to start some homework before dinner. Of course Kyle helped Stan with math.
"Kyle!" His mom shouted from downstairs.
"Huh? That's strange. Donner isn't supposed to be done till later." Kyle mumbled getting up and walking downstairs. Stan followed behind him curiously.
Kyle reached the end of the stairs to see Cartman standing there with Bebe and Clyde next to him.
"What are you doing here?" Kyle asked walking up to the group of teenagers.
"Date one Kyle," Bebe announced happily.
"What?" Kyle said taken aback.
"Don't act surprised Kyle, it's in the rules." Bebe smiled. "Why is Stan here?"
"We were studying Bebe," Stan said.
"Well that is over. Kyle has to go on a date with his boyfriend." Bebe glared at him.
"Stop being so controlling Bebe, why can't they plan their own dates?" Stan defended.
"Because it is my dare. My money. My rules!" She shouted. "Now disappear! They have to go on a date!"
"Bitch," Stan said grabbing his things and leaving Kyle's house.
"Finally." Bebe rolled her eyes. "Now, I made reservations at this beautiful restaurant."
Kyle shuddered, he began to imagine how a date with Cartman would be like. He was not only going to miss out on his moms famous lasagna but he would have to go to a sushi restaurant with Cartman.
"Are you two going to be there?" Kyle asked.
"Of course! We would be the chaperones! Just to make sure you two are taking enough pics and actually conversing!" She giggle menacingly. Kyle groaned annoyed.
"Mom?" Kyle called out walking into the kitchen. "I'm going out with some friends."
"Right now? Are you done with your homework?" She asked and Kyle nodded. "Okay, have fun darling and come home early."
Kyle walked out the kitchen and back to the family are where Bebe and Clyde were talking. Kyle noticed Cartman's detachment.
Bebe, being 15, had her learners permit and access to her parents car.
"Jump in lovelies!" She smiled turning on her car and opening the doors. Kyle and Cartman went in the back as Clyde and Bebe went in the front.
The whole ride there was awkward and uncomfortable. Cartman looked out the window the entire ride there. Bebe kept turning up the volume to the radio in an attempt to break the awkward vibe.
They soon arrived at the restaurant. Kyle reluctantly got out the car. Bebe walked up to the waiter and told them about their reservation.
"Follow me," the waiter said leading the group to their table. "Can I start you off with something to drink?"
"I'll have a Dr. Pepper," Kyle said.
"Make that two Dr. Pepper's." Cartman nodded browsing the menu.
"I'll have a water and Clyde will have a Pepsi with no ice." Bebe smiled setting her menu down.
"I'll be back with your drinks." The waiter left to get their drinks.
"Pretend we are not here," Bebe winked turning and looking at Clyde. Kyle and Cartman sat there awkwardly.
"School was fun?" Cartman said breaking the silence.
"Fun? People were calling me names and spitting at me." Kyle grumbled.
Cartman laughed. "Deserved for being a jew."
"Shut up fatass," Kyle glared at him. "It's all your fault."
"My fault?" Cartman scoffed. "It was Bebe's idea, she said make it extravagant! So that's what I did."
"No fighting," Bebe whispered.
Kyle rolled his eyes. "I hate sushi."
"Get some ramen lame-o." Cartman browsed the menu before landing on a family meal. Three different kinds of sushi rolls (of your choosing), two bowls of ramen and any desert under $10. "This family meal sounds perfect and it's only $44."
Bebe squealed, "that would be so romantic! You two share a meal!"
Kyle rolled his eyes frustratedly and Cartman did the same. The waiter came back with the drinks. "Are you ready to order?"
"Yes." Bebe smiled. "I'll have the california roll and the dragon roll. Clyde here will have the spicy ramen."
The waiter wrote that down and looked at Cartman and Kyle. "We'll have the family meal. With the Boston Roll, Eel Roll and the Dragon roll as well. Two of the mild spicy ramens, and some Dangos as the desert."
"Alright, that'll be out in approximately 20-30 minutes." The waiter left leaving the four teenagers. Bebe and Clyde were immersed in their own conversation. Kyle and Cartman would avoid eye contact and drink their beverage.
"Clyde and I have to go for a little bit. Ask the waiter for boxes. We'll be back." Bebe giggled grabbing her purse and walking out with Clyde following behind her.
"Great. Did you bring any money?" Kyle asked and Cartman searched his pockets.
"I brought $50, but that's to pay my mom for my phone bill..." Cartman mumbled.
"Bastards. I swear if they don't come back and leave us to pay for all of this I will have no choice but to beat Clyde's ass." Kyle sighed frustratedly.
Cartman sighed, he took a sip of his drink. The waiter came back a few minutes with their food.
"Can we get some boxes? These two decided to leave." Kyle laughed nervously. The waiter gave them a suspicious look before walking away. Kyle and Cartman continued to eat in awkward silence.
Cartman wanted to say something but at the same time he didn't know if he should. He just watched Kyle eat his food peacefully.
"Should we take some pictures and pretend to be happy?" Cartman asked and Kyle shrugged. Cartman took out his phone and took pictures of Kyle eating with a smile and of his plate of food. He quickly posted it to his Instagram account.
Bebe and Clyde rushed inside the restaurant giggling.
"What did we miss?" Bebe asked as she attempted to brush her hair.
"Nothing. We were getting ready to leave." Kyle announced reaching into his wallet and taking out a $50 bill. "That's for our part."
Cartman and Kyle got up and walked out the restaurant.
"They're screwing aren't they?" Cartman asked.
"Yeah," Kyle chuckled. "At least someone is enjoying themselves."
"Yeah," Cartman mumbled. Cartman decided to walk Kyle to his house.
"You don't have to take me home." Kyle said stopping in his tracks to face Cartman.
"I know, I have nothing better to do." Cartman admitted. "My mom brought another one of her boyfriends home and I just don't want to be there right now."
Kyle frowned and shrugged, "fine. Only because I kind of consider you a friend."