Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

i look gorgeous

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By Hazelflight38

September 18, 7:34 AM

im so beautiful

dumbass: i just took a mirror pic and realized how beautiful i look

Jisuck: bestie you look like a donkey

Felly: you probably had a filter on

seungtheman: hyunjin you fr could be featured in that world record's bopk for being unnaturally ugly.

dumbass: you can also go in the world record book for world's smallest brain and worst spelling

dumbass: and i know yall just jealous of my out-of-this world and unmanly visual 💅

Meanho: so you're an alien

dumbass: fuck you

oldmanchan: LANGUAGE

hyunjin: you're not my mom fucker

Felly: do you want us to call your mom? 

Jisuck: hyunjin there's a reason why minho is the main visual of our chat and you're not

savagemaknae: HA

dumbass: don't compare me to that turd

Meanho: since i'm a turd, that means you're goat diarrhea 

oldmanchan: tbh i should be the visual

seungtheman: you and your receding hairline thats higher than niagara falls? hell no

Felly: im the visual guys

Jisuck: i have no objection to that tbh

pizzaslice: i object

Jisuck: shut up you pyramid

savagemaknae: go away carrot

pizzaslice: shush u doofus

oldmanchan: HEY THATS OUT OF LINE

dumbass: OUTRAGEOUS

Felly: DESPICABLE

Meanho: HOW DARE YOU CALL JEONGIN A DOOFUS

savagemaknae: im crying and breaking down rn

Jisuck: LOOK WHAT YOU DID

pizzaslice: why does everyone gang up on me ;-;

dumbass: OKAY GUYS SHUT UP THE VISUAL IS SPEAKING

dumbass: i shall show you my pic and bless yalls eyes

Meanho: no pls dont

Felly: i already know what you look like you got lips like kylie jenner

Jisuck: oh boy the donkey dropping is going to torment us

seungtheman: i already got the bleach ready

savagemaknae: im scared

oldmanchan: kids shut up hyunjin is going to bless our eyes!

dumbass:

dumbass: god, im beautiful

savagemaknae: ...

Meanho: ...

pizzaslice: ...

seungtheman: ...

oldmanchan: ...

dumbass: you need to pick your jaws off the ground, its understandable 💅

Jisuck: meh your visual ranges from mediocre to average

dumbass: MEDIOCRE? WHY YOU WALL-LICKING MINHO SNIFFING BITC-

Meanho: im just bamboozled how big his hands are

dumbass: my hands are like twenty centimeters long suck on that

Felly: mine are 18 ;-;

seungtheman: lmao you got baby hands couldn't be me

oldmanchan: oh my hyunjin you look beautiful!

dumbass: ew get away old peasant you aren't worthy of my presence 

savagemaknae: hyunjin you look gorgeous! 10/10 on visuals

dumbass: omg thank you jeongin!

pizzaslice: so far hyunjin is the only one whos gotten somewhat positive feedback

dumbass: hotter than your ex, better than your next 💅

Felly: amen

Meanho: im still the visual

dumbass: go away turd

Meanho: fight me you donkey

Jisuck: 5 cents goes to minho being the visual after his reveal

oldmanchan: 4 to minho

Felly: 3 cents to hyunjin

savagemaknae: 100 dollars that i am the visual

dumbass: pay up jeongin

savagemaknae: No you lumpy toad

pizzaslice: im obviously the visual

Jisuck: you are in fact not the visual, isosceles triangle

pizzaslice: at least im not a faceless coward

Jisuck: I WILL REVEAL TOMORROW THEN WE'LL SEE WHOS THE VISUAL, CRUSTY TRAFFIC CONE

pizzaslice: GAME ON

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