"Hear me out about this, alright?"
"Little Mac."
"OKAY LISTEN HE'S HOT AS FVCK-"
"HE'S GOT IT GOING ON!"
"Honestly, I don't know why people don't care about him! Isn't he just the coolest? All the time and passion that he puts into following his dreams and not letting anything stop him is truly admirable. He's a legend in New York, where he holds the title of the state champion, when he's the youngest of all the fighters!"
"He's so confident, and feisty, and courageous, and SH1T IF HE ISN'T HANDSOME-"
"LIKE JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON?!"
"...Don't ask me how I got this picture, alright-"
"Anyways-"
"LIKE sWEET HYLIA, HOW DO YOU GET THOSE PECS?!"
"And those ABS!"
"GOD I CAN'T HELP BUT STARE-"
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SURE THAT I AM NOT STRAIGHT IN MY LIFE!"