Stray Kids - The Chat

Per Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... Més

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

the hot waiter

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Per Hazelflight38

September 17, 8:38 AM

Felixburg

Jisuck: OMG GUYS HELP HELP HELP

Meanho: what the fuck is this time im trying to work

oldmanchan: what is it jisung?

dumbass: i bet he got stuck in ikea

Jisuck: no, i'm not as dumb as you. but there is an INCREDIBLY hot waiter at this cafe im at!

Seungtheman: poor him

Jisuck: HES SO MUSCLEY IM DYING

Jisuck: OMG HE SMILED AT ME IM DEAD

Meanho: you cheating on me?

Jisuck: no my love BUT HES SO HOT

savagemaknae: ask for his number

Felly: DO IT DO IT

dumbass: watch jisung get rejected

seungtheman: minho already got him prepared for rejection

Jisuck: guys shut up hes bringing me my order

---‐

The college student quickly hid his phone after he sent the text. He leaned against the table, trying to act a natural as possible.

The hot waiter walked up to him, holding a tray with an Iced Americano and cat shaped cookie. He wore a pastel pink apron, and a white long sleeved top with his sleeves rolled up. He had a cap on and a cute smile.

"Order for Han?" He asked. Han Jisung nodded, afraid if he opened his mouth he would let out a juicy burp or talk like a concussed chicken.

The gorgeous guy placed the coffee and the cat shaped pastry on the table with his gorgeous hands. "Thank you." Jisung said, trying to keep his voice steady.

His heart was beating like a series of nuclear bombs inside his body.

The guy smiled, before walking away.

As soon as disappeared behind the counters, Jisung whipped out his phone to text the group chat.

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Jisuck: OMG HE JUST GAVE ME MY FOOD

seungtheman: congrats, no one cares

Meanho: are you going to cherish the cup or something

Jisuck: I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS COFFEE SHOP EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

seungtheman: i feel bad for the dude, he has to put up with you forever

oldmanchan: if he quits his job it'll be you're fault tbh

Jisuck: HE'S SO FINE

dumbass: you're probably exaggerated, he probably looks like a chicken nugget

savagemaknae: what's wrong with chicken nuggets?

Jisuck: ima take a picture of him he looks too hot in that apron

seungtheman: is that even allowed?

Felly: ikr its so creepy

Jisuck: *insert picture of the waiter minding his own damn business*

dumbass: holy jesus he's actually hot

oldmanchan: he doesn't look like a chicken nugget lol

Meanho: holy fuck. jisung, what shop are u at?

Jisuck: its like this boba/coffee place called Little Boba or something. why do you need to know, love?

Meanho: OH SHIT

Meanho: OH FUCK NO

Jisuck: oh shit guys he's staring at me

Jisuck: HES WALKING UP TO ME I THINK HE WANTS TO ASK ME OUT

Jisuck: IMA RIZZ HIM UP WISH ME LUCK

-

Jisung frantically sent the text as the hot waiter approached him. Jisung smoothly leaned his elbow on the table. The ultimate rizzler.

"Um hi. How's your day been?" Jisung asked smoothly. The guy raised an eyebrow. "Jisung?"

Jisung felt his blood run cold, before quickly texting the chat once again.

-

Jisuck: guys he knows my name. hes stalking me.

dumbass: he's gonna kidnap you lol

seungtheman: lmao good luck with that

Jisuck: omg hes pulling out his phone hes gonna knock me out with it

Felly: rip

Meanho: JISUNG SHUT UP AND USE YOUR ANT BRAIN

Jisuck: huh?

Meanho: I'M THE WAITER DIPSHIT

-

Oh.

Jisung's eyes widened in realization, before looking up at the hot waiter.

He had his arms crossed, and had a amused look on his face.

Jisung wanted to crawl in a hole and die. "Oh. Hey." Jisung said casually, which was the opposite that he felt.

Ain't no way this guy was Minho. He looked too kind and smiley to be the scariest member of the chat. Jisung honestly expected Minho to be a prison warden or something.

But he noticed for the first time a name tag that said 'Lee Minho' so all his doubts were swept away and replaced by sheer embarrassment.

"Are you going to rizz me up?" Minho said with a perfect raised eyebrow. Jisung turned red.

"Uhhh, yeah?" He said intelligently. Minho snorted back laughter. "I never expected us to run into each other like this. "

"I know, I'm irresistible." Jisung said smugly, recovering his wits. "Sure you are." Minho said, rolling his eyes attractively, "So my shift ends at 9, you can wait around here then we can talk some more."

"Wow. The infamous Lee Minho wants me around for once." Jisung said, feeling touched.

"Shut up and eat your cookie. I worked hard making that." Minho said, gesturing to the cat shaped cookie. Then he quickly walked away to take some orders and finish his shift.

-

Jisuck: OMG GUYS LOOK ITS MY BF

pizzaslice: the guy on the left looks like hes plotting your murder

Meanho: because i am

oldmanchan: wait thats you?

Meanho: obviously you doofus

savagemaknae: minho you look great! not as good as me though

Jisuck: WHAT ABOUT ME SOME LOVE OVER HERE

Felly: you look like a quokka

dumbass: what the fuck is a quokka

dumbass: oh wait he actually does tbh, just less cute

Jisuck: I BEG YOUR PARDON-

seungtheman: are you guys dating now

Meanho: no, i dont even know i managed to put up with him earlier

Jisuck: yeah he shoved me in a garbage bag and threw me out the window but i know he secretly loves me

Meanho: fuck you

Jisuck: see he wants me

Jisuck: he's staring at me with pure love and admiration rn

Meanho: fuck you

Felly: congrats for this lovely couple 👏 👏 👏

pizzaslice: 👏

Oldmanchan: 👏

dumbass: im still prettier than all you nerds

Jisuck: you ruined the moment

Meanho: im going to air fry all of you

Continua llegint

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