September 17, 8:38 AM
Felixburg
Jisuck: OMG GUYS HELP HELP HELP
Meanho: what the fuck is this time im trying to work
oldmanchan: what is it jisung?
dumbass: i bet he got stuck in ikea
Jisuck: no, i'm not as dumb as you. but there is an INCREDIBLY hot waiter at this cafe im at!
Seungtheman: poor him
Jisuck: HES SO MUSCLEY IM DYING
Jisuck: OMG HE SMILED AT ME IM DEAD
Meanho: you cheating on me?
Jisuck: no my love BUT HES SO HOT
savagemaknae: ask for his number
Felly: DO IT DO IT
dumbass: watch jisung get rejected
seungtheman: minho already got him prepared for rejection
Jisuck: guys shut up hes bringing me my order
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The college student quickly hid his phone after he sent the text. He leaned against the table, trying to act a natural as possible.
The hot waiter walked up to him, holding a tray with an Iced Americano and cat shaped cookie. He wore a pastel pink apron, and a white long sleeved top with his sleeves rolled up. He had a cap on and a cute smile.
"Order for Han?" He asked. Han Jisung nodded, afraid if he opened his mouth he would let out a juicy burp or talk like a concussed chicken.
The gorgeous guy placed the coffee and the cat shaped pastry on the table with his gorgeous hands. "Thank you." Jisung said, trying to keep his voice steady.
His heart was beating like a series of nuclear bombs inside his body.
The guy smiled, before walking away.
As soon as disappeared behind the counters, Jisung whipped out his phone to text the group chat.
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Jisuck: OMG HE JUST GAVE ME MY FOOD
seungtheman: congrats, no one cares
Meanho: are you going to cherish the cup or something
Jisuck: I'M GOING TO GO TO THIS COFFEE SHOP EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
seungtheman: i feel bad for the dude, he has to put up with you forever
oldmanchan: if he quits his job it'll be you're fault tbh
Jisuck: HE'S SO FINE
dumbass: you're probably exaggerated, he probably looks like a chicken nugget
savagemaknae: what's wrong with chicken nuggets?
Jisuck: ima take a picture of him he looks too hot in that apron
seungtheman: is that even allowed?
Felly: ikr its so creepy
Jisuck: *insert picture of the waiter minding his own damn business*
dumbass: holy jesus he's actually hot
oldmanchan: he doesn't look like a chicken nugget lol
Meanho: holy fuck. jisung, what shop are u at?
Jisuck: its like this boba/coffee place called Little Boba or something. why do you need to know, love?
Meanho: OH SHIT
Meanho: OH FUCK NO
Jisuck: oh shit guys he's staring at me
Jisuck: HES WALKING UP TO ME I THINK HE WANTS TO ASK ME OUT
Jisuck: IMA RIZZ HIM UP WISH ME LUCK
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Jisung frantically sent the text as the hot waiter approached him. Jisung smoothly leaned his elbow on the table. The ultimate rizzler.
"Um hi. How's your day been?" Jisung asked smoothly. The guy raised an eyebrow. "Jisung?"
Jisung felt his blood run cold, before quickly texting the chat once again.
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Jisuck: guys he knows my name. hes stalking me.
dumbass: he's gonna kidnap you lol
seungtheman: lmao good luck with that
Jisuck: omg hes pulling out his phone hes gonna knock me out with it
Felly: rip
Meanho: JISUNG SHUT UP AND USE YOUR ANT BRAIN
Jisuck: huh?
Meanho: I'M THE WAITER DIPSHIT
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Oh.
Jisung's eyes widened in realization, before looking up at the hot waiter.
He had his arms crossed, and had a amused look on his face.
Jisung wanted to crawl in a hole and die. "Oh. Hey." Jisung said casually, which was the opposite that he felt.
Ain't no way this guy was Minho. He looked too kind and smiley to be the scariest member of the chat. Jisung honestly expected Minho to be a prison warden or something.
But he noticed for the first time a name tag that said 'Lee Minho' so all his doubts were swept away and replaced by sheer embarrassment.
"Are you going to rizz me up?" Minho said with a perfect raised eyebrow. Jisung turned red.
"Uhhh, yeah?" He said intelligently. Minho snorted back laughter. "I never expected us to run into each other like this. "
"I know, I'm irresistible." Jisung said smugly, recovering his wits. "Sure you are." Minho said, rolling his eyes attractively, "So my shift ends at 9, you can wait around here then we can talk some more."
"Wow. The infamous Lee Minho wants me around for once." Jisung said, feeling touched.
"Shut up and eat your cookie. I worked hard making that." Minho said, gesturing to the cat shaped cookie. Then he quickly walked away to take some orders and finish his shift.
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Jisuck: OMG GUYS LOOK ITS MY BF
pizzaslice: the guy on the left looks like hes plotting your murder
Meanho: because i am
oldmanchan: wait thats you?
Meanho: obviously you doofus
savagemaknae: minho you look great! not as good as me though
Jisuck: WHAT ABOUT ME SOME LOVE OVER HERE
Felly: you look like a quokka
dumbass: what the fuck is a quokka
dumbass: oh wait he actually does tbh, just less cute
Jisuck: I BEG YOUR PARDON-
seungtheman: are you guys dating now
Meanho: no, i dont even know i managed to put up with him earlier
Jisuck: yeah he shoved me in a garbage bag and threw me out the window but i know he secretly loves me
Meanho: fuck you
Jisuck: see he wants me
Jisuck: he's staring at me with pure love and admiration rn
Meanho: fuck you
Felly: congrats for this lovely couple 👏 👏 👏
pizzaslice: 👏
Oldmanchan: 👏
dumbass: im still prettier than all you nerds
Jisuck: you ruined the moment
Meanho: im going to air fry all of you