Stray Kids - The Chat

By Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... More

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
hyunjin has a boo-boo
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

jeongin is broken part 2

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By Hazelflight38

September 16, 3:43 PM

uhh

savagemaknae: guys i have a situation

Jisuck: oh no what happened

dumbass: OMG WHAT HAPPENED BABY JEONGIN?

savagemaknae: im not a baby you piece of chest hair fuck you

seungtheman: damnn

dumbass: minho i blame the corruption of the baby entirely on you

Meanho: can we just let jeongin tell us whats wrong for fucks sake?

Oldmanchan: fuck you my child is completely fine

Seungtheman: *great great grand child

pizzaslice: HAHA

oldmanchan: shut up pencil chin you don't get a say in this

pizzaslice: says the old man with a receding hairline wrinkly paper skin

Felly: are we gonna let the gorgeous child talk or..?

Meanho: the gorgeous child probably sleeps with his braces stuck to his pillow

savagemaknae: NO I DONT now let me say my problem

pizzaslice: okay we're waiting

dumbass: just tell us

savagemaknae: jisung, don't get jealous...some college 2nd year dmed on instagram and asked me out

Jisuck: how the FUCK does thisCHILD manage to pull a chick before i could pull minho.

Meanho: because you suck

Felly: JISUNGIE IS ANGRY HAHA

Jisuck: its spelled angery dumbass

dumbass: its angry fuckwad

Jisuck: ANGERY

dumbass: ANGRY

oldmanchan: can you two stop arguing for once and pay attention to the problem?

Seungtheman: fr our 17 year old baby maknae got asked out by a grown 21 year old adult. fucking 4 year age difference.

Felly: when you put it that way-

seungtheman: HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT IT?

savagemaknae: she gave me her number and texted me this "SK 21 HMU BABY my discord is #sexylexi123" what the fuck should i do.

Meanho: oh

olemanchan: block her, turn off your phone, burn it, throw the ashes into the sea, and do your math homework.

dumbass: text her and add her to your contacts

oldmanchan: NO DONT

savagemaknae: im doing it :D maybe she just wants to be friends or something

savagemaknae: fuck.

savagemaknae went offline

oldmanchan: we fucking broke jeongin again

Meanho: hyunjin im going to fucking airfry you like a fucking french fry.

dumbass: *screams*

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