September 14, 10:00 PM
Babagril mmm
Oldmanchan: OHH MMMM AHHH
Meanho: the fuck-?
Savagemaknae: is he singing??
Jisuck: he's moaning lol
Oldmanchan: MMMM aughhhahaldfl
Seungtheman: what the hell
Felly: AYO?! Why is chan moaning?
Pizzaslice: he's texting us while sexing
Savagemaknae: is he in biology class or something
dumbass: EWW WTF CHAN I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DEED THAT NASTY
Jisuck: expect the unexpected dumbass. At this point i'm used to it.
Oldmanchan: FUCK YESAHHS GIMMEE
Jisuck: WHAT THE FU-
Meanho: used to it huh
Jisuck: not yet *wink wink* together we can get used to it
Meanho: eww
Savagemaknae: can y'all respectfully tell me what the fuck is going on here. chan, are you drunk or are your old brain cells no longer functioning?
Oldmanchan: YESSAHHSHSHSH MMMM
IM SUH DRUNKETH
Dumbass: lmao is that you? awoop jumpscare.
Seungtheman: drunketh? you look and sound like shakespeare.
Savagemaknae: lmao look at that receding gray hairline.
Felly: he actually looks nice for an old drunk guy
Jisuck: ew why are you attracted to old drunk men
Dumbass: why are you attracted to a turd
Meanho: i beg your pardon you floorlicker-
pizzaslice: i swear im the only sane one in this chat. i'm like the god of sanity or something.
Jisuck: lmao you're the god of doritos
pizzaslice: jisung i'm going to murder you-
Jisuck: with what? your sharp triangle chin?
pizzaslice: FUCKING DIE RAHHH
Jisuck: *screams and hides behind daddy minho*
Meanho: fight me changbin
Oldmanchan: MMM YESSS KJKJAD BABAGRILL UR SO FINEE
Meanho: who are you dreaming about, gramps?
Dumbass: me obvi im gorgeous
Felly: sure you are.
Dumbass: shush you
Oldmanchan: i wanteth to kiss youuahdHHAHD coye ONMM
Savagemaknae: *dolphin screams* SPARE ME FROM YOUR CRUSTY OLD MAN BREATH
Seungtheman: CHAN IS PROBABLY SLEEPING WITH SOME CHICK RN
Oldmanchan: MMMMM YUm
Jisuck: OMG CHAN IS MOANING WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Dumbass: NASTY
Felly: MATE I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS
Oldmanchan: I FEEL SO GOOSE
Meanho: UR SEXING A GOOSE?
Savagemaknae: i still don't understand what's sexing help
Dumbass: you don't wanna know buddy
Oldmanchan: COMETH TO DADYYDHK
Pizzaslice: nty
Oldmanchan: AUGHHGHGHGMMM
12 hours later
Oldmanchan: fuck.
Seungtheman: welcome back shakespeare
Dumbass: had a nice night huh
Savagemaknae: your face gave me a jumpscare btw
Jisuck: who were you sexing 😏
Oldmanchan: IM SORRY and i wasn't sExinG anyone
Meanho: who were you railing, babagril?
Oldmanchan: I WAS JUST DRUNK
Seungtheman: yeah we noticed. gave me a seizure after knowing the rEspOnsiBle member of the chat got fucked.
Felly: i got hemorrhoids and it's all ur fault
Oldmanchan: i did not rail someone.
Jisuck: there is literally an innocent child here chan wtf were you thinking
savagemaknae: okay fuck this im googling what sexing or railing is or whatever
Meanho: WAIT WAIT FUCK NO PLS DON'T
Pizzaslice: chan if this child dies of horror its ur fault
Oldmanchan: NOOO JEONGINN
savagemaknae left the chat
Oldmanchan added savagemaknae to the chat
dumbass: ....jeongin??
savagemaknae: .....
Oldmanchan: imsorryplsmate
savagemaknae: SO THAT'S HOW IT WORKS? WHAT THE FU-
savagemaknae went offline
Meanho: chan you fucking broke jeongin