POOPI
"cartman, i have feelings for u, i have for a while now and i just needed to get this off my chest." - love, heidi (over text) "oh what the hell" kyle said, "theres no way THAT bitch likes u." stan added on. "cmon stan, lets give the girl a chance," cartman said. randy then came in and said "stan, its time to go." now it was just eric and kyle, "bye guys! see you tomorrow" stan said. "hey kyle, want me to put my balls in your mouth?" cartman joked, "what the hell man! thats gay as hell," kyle said "im joking man!" but the thing is, he wasnt really joking.
THE NEXT DAY.
at school
"mmph, mmphh, mmph!" (wassup my dudes) kenny said. "hey cartman, can u follow me real quick?" kyle asked, "sure dude!" cartman replied. eric followed kyle into an empty classroom, "whats up man?" cartman said anxiously, "you know that thing that happened last night... the balls thing" kyle said - "oh yeah man!" eric replied. "i really like u b-b-baka! i always have and i always will! please date me, i know heidi likes u and stuff, but i really want us to work out." .... silence filled the room. "of course i will! i have liked u for the longest time, and i dont like heidi shes just a coverup for my gayness, ive always liked u!" ... silence filled the room. "can i kiss you babe, please?" kyle asked shyly, "of course you cutie pie!" kyle kisses eric.
THE END TO BE CONTINUED ... ?