HermitCraft Shorts

By sincerely_dio

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A load of funny jokes I make up and use them for hermitcraft jokes More

Xisuma's Diamonds
Grian and his b-
Mumbo charrot
Iskall and his monstrosity
Mumbo
g man
beef
beeralis and beesuma
Joe's accident
b o o k
Etho and Grian being a chaotic duo
Scavenger Hunt
Betrayal
MOM?

Late Night Talks

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By sincerely_dio

(This is from a conversation I had with my boyfriend)

Bdubs: man what is the piggy banks name in toy story?

Keralis: w-what..?

Bdubs: I think it's name was ham

Keralis: no way... *googling*

Bdubs: well anyways did you know a-

Keralis: OH MY GOD IT IS HAM BUT WITH TWO M'S

Bdubs: WHAT WHY ARE WE YELLING

Keralis: THE PIGGYBANK IS HAM..

Bdubs: I TOLD YOU

Keralis: WELL YOU- UHM YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY..

Bdubs: what

Keralis: Mr bacon

Bdubs: HUH?

Keralis: bae cun

Bdubs: mmmMM I'm gonna hit my head into the fan

Keralis: W-why

Bdubs: why did I have to specify....

Keralis: ........you've know me for so long and you don't know I'm a little small smooth brain man?

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