Stray Kids - The Chat

Hazelflight38

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What happens when Chan adds random numbers to a group chat? A lot of crazy stuff, apparently. Now please, si... Еще

Author's note
WHO ARE YOU?
DEEP THOUGHTS 🤯
spinach breath
IKEA INCIDENT
Saving an idiot in IKEA
corruption 🥹
jisung bakes a cake
RIP chan
fRoM tHe tOp-
chan broke I.N
duolingo hunts jisung
minho kills everyone
jeongin is broken part 2
jeongin the rizzler😇(bonus chapter)
i look gorgeous
lord jisung's kingdom
the hot waiter
thumbelina
the pre-calculus teacher
felix loves toktik
author's note thingie
the nightmare *dun dun dun*
minho's pussies
the end of the world :D
abuse.
the peaceful lake
marriage? :0
pizza pizza
noodle juice
a pleasant sleepover
the fat cat
math is stupid.
the love expert
butterflies
lee knows all
surprise!
YEET
changbin's nemesis
trick or treat smell my feet
give me something good to eat
eat ur veggies
jisung eats soap
the dancing spider
grr bark bark
hannah.
VOLCANO
zompires
onions have metal in them
pickle sandwich
toot.
peen
bronana
the chapter where stuff happens
kiss the squirrel
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
democracy
jeongin is single asf
osteoarthritis
a scary interlude

hyunjin has a boo-boo

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Hazelflight38

September 10 3:00 PM

hyunjin is a wimp

Felly: we're at the park and hyunjin skinned his knee and he's crying a river rn

Seungtheman: lmao loser

dumbass: I AM IN PAIN 😭

Felly: we're trying to find an ambulance because he insists on it

Dumbass: I'M GONNA DIE OF INFECTION BRUH

Meanho: bro you're so fucking dramatic

Like imagine crying over a skinned knee

Savagemaknae: like fr i'm wondering who is the real baby is

dumbass: YALL SUCK UGH I AM IN PAIN AND YALL SHOWING NO SYMPATHY

Jisuck: oh no hyunjin got a boo-boo what are we gonna do. anyways, meanho lets kiss to celebrate this *kisses romantically*

Meanho: No *judo flips*

Oldmanchan: do you want a kiss on your knee or-?

Dumbass: no your stinky breath will get all over my flawless skin and-jakadfKAJ

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Felly: HYUNJIN TRIPPED OVER A SQUIRREL AND FELL IN A TRASH BIN OMGOMGOMG

Changtrashbin: what about a trash bin?

OH PLSSS

Jisuck: OMG WHAT DID YOU RECORD IT

Meanho: aint no way this dumbfuck fell in a trash bin

Seungtheman: at the point i'm not even surprised. he has gotten stuck in ikea before.

Jisuck: POST IT ON INSTAGRAM REELS IF YOU RECORDED IT RN

Oldmanchan: omg hyunjin are you okay?

Dumbass: i skinned my knee and fell face first in a trash can. what do you think gandalf?

Oldmanchan: i hope you broke your nose

Felly: YALL I GOT A PICTURE OF HYUNJIN IN THE TRASH

Jisuck: send it now.

Dumbass: felix I swear to god if you send that picture i will throw you out of the window when we get to your house.

Felly: im quaking.

*1 attachment*

Meanho: this is the best thing i've seen all fucking day. squirrels are now my second favorite animal.

Jisuck: *dips minho in joy*

Meanho: *backhands across the table*

dumbass: does like no one care that i could've broken my nose? 🥹

Changtrashbin: tbh no

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