September 9, 11:45 AM
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Jisuck: yall my moms birthday is today and i need to bake a cake.
dumbass: she deserves better smh. happy birthday anyway.
Felly: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JISUNG'S MOM 🎊
Meanho: it's 11:46 AM what the fuck is going on.
ohhhh tell your mom i said happy bday.
Jisuck: thank you daddy minho. anyways, can y'all help me bake a cake
dumbass: how do you expect us to do that?
Jisuck: like gimme instructions and stuff. use your miniscule brain you dumb flesh lump
dumbass: shush you minho-sniffing hoghag
Jisuck: i would throw you to the wolves, but not even they would want to taste your bitter beef
dumbass: fuck off you reprehensible reptile
Meanho: I didn't even know you knew that word hyunjin
now do you still need a cake?
Jisuck: YES PLS DADDY HELP ME MAKE A CAKE EVERYONE
Felly: i'm flattered that you thinkthat i know how to bake cake. the best i can do is brownies and they suck ass.
dumbass: dude they're good 🤷i especially enjoyed eating one
Felly: shut up that was my last one you twat
Jisuck: GUYSS help me with the cake plzzz
Meanho: just google it up dipshit
Jisuck: omg why didn't I think of that 🤯darling, you're a genius!
Meanho: because you have the iq of a used piece of tissue
dumbass: can i go to bed now. i'm tired of being woken up by you fuckfaces.
Felly: bestie no one wanted you here to begin with you're welcome to leave
Meanho: OOOOO
Jisuck: i'll update y'all when I make the cake 🥰
dumbass: please don't
—Time skip brought to you by Chan's bbl—
Jisuck: guys how do I use a protractor
Meanho: what the fuck why do you need a protractor
Felly: he's trying to measure the size of his remaining 3 brain cells
dumbass: true
Meanho: you just put the curvy part on whatever shit you're measuring and it will align with whatever degrees you need or something like that.
Jisuck: OMG TYYYYYYYSMMMM ILY
Meanho: ew.
dumbass: so remind us again why you need a protractor?
Jisuck: i need the cake to bake at 45 degrees.
Felly: what-
Jisuck: fine i'll send a picture.
see? it's cookin' and shit
Meanho left the chat
Felly added Meanho to the chat
dumbass: i'm rlly wondering who's the dumb one here.
Meanho: HOW THE FUCK- jisung how in the name of chan's jungle of gray nose hairs are you this fucking thick
Felly: LMAO IMAGINE BEING THIS DUMB
Jisuck: omg what. I followed the instructions!
Meanho: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AT 45 DEGREES CELSIUS DIPSHIT HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT
Felly: FR DID THIS GUY NOT ATTEND SECONDARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING
Jisuck: I in fact did not.
Meanho: get off my screen
Jisuck: help what did i do wrong