the pyramid // pedri

By pedrizz

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"Tatum what the hell." Pablo mumbles as I turn around slowly, a sly smile sneaking onto my lips. "Are you an... More

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By pedrizz

WE HATE TATE

Shit mom
Hi kids

Toilet paper
Hi mom 😃

10 flop
Hi mom 😃

Silver hammy
Hi mom 😃

Baldy
Hi mom 😃

Iniesta 2.0
Hi Tate 😏

Xavi's baby boy
Hi mom 😃

Shit mom
Sooooo pyramids are usually on Saturdays
But this week it's going to be on Friday
So in 2 days

Silver hammy
Soooo why's that

Baldy
That's less time to get my act together, I'm scared

Shit mom
Ale we all know you don't do anything wrong

Baldy
Oh yeah so true
Thought I was in my Jude era for a second

Silver hammy
What
The
Fuck 🚩

10 flop
Awkward

Shit mom
Saturday you guys have a match, so I feel like it'd make more sense to do it Friday instead

Iniesta 2.0
Before or after training?

Shit mom
After, I don't want to be up at like 7 to do the pyramid, we can do it at like 4 or so

Silver hammy
4am got it✍️

Xavi's baby boy
I don't want to have to get up that early

Toilet paper
Who's gonna tell him?

Shit mom
G

Xavi's baby boy
T

Shit mom
4pm buddy
Jude is kidding

Xavi's baby boy
Oh, word

Iniesta 2.0
This dude

Toilet paper
Gavi bottom of pyramid because he lacks
brain cells✍️

Silver hammy
Pablo sitting the bench✍️

10 flop
You never let him catch a break

Silver hammy
Well he catches lots of breaks on the bench

Baldy
Jude cmon, let's ease off of him

Toilet paper
Ayoooo

Shit mom
Uh hm
Ew

Silver hammy
He knows im joking
He knows how I really feel about him

10 flop
And how's that?

Toilet paper
Yeah Jude, how's that?

Silver hammy
Come find out

Shit mom
Are you guys gonna kiss again

Toilet paper
Nooooo, that'd be ridiculous

Shit mom
How does Xavi put up with all of you

Iniesta 2.0
Yeah he hardly does

Xavi's baby boy
He talks to me all the time

Baldy
Shocker🙀

Xavi's baby boy
Stop patronizing me

Shit mom
You guys are so funny
I'm so lucky
To have 5 kids and then there's Pedri

Iniesta 2.0
Real I think

Silver hammy
Pedri, Pablo and Ansu are older than you

Shit mom
No way
News to me😍

Silver hammy
So then how can you be their mom too yk

10 flop
Don't question her
She does everything for us

Toilet paper
If it was just us 6 in a house, I'd move out
Tate keeps us humble and makes us do stuff

Iniesta 2.0
And then by default since im dating her
I'm dad

Toilet paper
Remember when you told me to sIt mY aSs DoWn

Iniesta 2.0
Yes, and you listened, that's proof

Xavi's baby boy
He said my name yesterday in his stern voice,
it scared me tbf

Shit mom
Wah wah little baby 😔

Xavi's baby boy
That's it
Turning off my phone

Iniesta 2.0
See I'm just dad

Silver hammy
dy

10 flop
What

Baldy
What

Toilet paper
OH

Shit mom
Daddy
That's what he was saying

Silver hammy
Leave that for the bedroom, I don't want to know about that

Iniesta 2.0
Tate AYOOOOO📸

10 flop
Next topic

Shit mom
Jude I'd so say something right now but for
reasons I can't, so you're lucky

Iniesta 2.0
Say it anyways

Silver hammy
Yeah, say it Tate

Shit mom
How are things with Lani? I'm sure we're curious

Silver hammy
Really? That's what you couldn't say?

Shit mom
No it's something else, but I also want to know this

Xavi's baby boy
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

Baldy
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

Toilet paper
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

Shit mom
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

Iniesta 2.0
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

10 flop
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

Silver hammy
Yeah Jude, how are things going?🎤

Shit mom
That's cool Jude, but you're avoiding the question

Silver hammy
🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Toilet paper
I'm sure things are going so well and that he's being really persistent on trying to get her to like him

Silver hammy
She's playing the long game, like we all
know you want me, just admit it

Iniesta 2.0
Jude is still self absorbed✍️

Baldy
Jude is still cocky✍️

10 flop
Jude is still obsessed with himself✍️

Xavi's baby boy
Jude is still a hypocrite✍️

Toilet paper
Jude is still stuck on getting someone to like him✍️

Silver hammy
Jude is still hot and sexy✍️

Shit mom
Jude still scares me✍️

Silver hammy
Thank you guys, im seeing tons of things here
Whoever said I'm hot and sexy, oh stop it you😏

Xavi's baby boy
Yeah, that's enough phone time for the day

Baldy
Tate is today a grocery day?

Shit mom
Yes sir, I was going to go earlier but I don't
feel very good so I'll go later and then it's
Gavi's day to come with

Xavi's baby boy
Oh how exciting!
I'm going for go go squeezes!

Toilet paper
Mom is sick
Real
Confirmed

Shit mom
Yeah and what about it

Iniesta 2.0
I'll take care of you😃

Silver hammy
📸

Baldy
Get out of the gutter

Silver hammy
📸

Shit mom
Jude you make life so fun

Silver hammy
Thank you❤️

Toilet paper
Yeah I think that was sarcasm buddy

10 flop
He can't see the haters

Silver hammy
Ansu knows what's up

Shit mom
Bruh Friday is tomorrow, why didn't anyone tell
me that? You all let me think it was in two days

Baldy
To be fair I was going to correct you but I didn't want to be knocked down on the pyramid for arguing

Silver hammy
You're so real for that
See Tate, all this pyramid does is subject us to fear

Shit mom
Wah wah go cry about it

Iniesta 2.0
It keeps the house in order

Xavi's baby boy
Bro doesn't know he's on probation 😁

Iniesta 2.0
What the fuck

Toilet paper
I sense a fight between mom and dad

10 flop
Good luck Perry

Baldy
Perry will need it

Shit mom
Yeah sorry bro, you're on probation because you missed last week and you were acting all shady. We now know it was from the photo shoot, but at the time I didn't, so you were put on probation

Iniesta 2.0
Am I still on probation?

Shit mom
We shall find out tomorrow if you are

Silver hammy
sHaLl
Tate thinks she's in the 14th century with that

Shit mom
Jude you are so good at making people annoyed

Silver hammy
One of my fantastic qualities

Toilet paper
Shitty *

Silver hammy
That's real rich coming from someone who's
name is toilet paper

Baldy
Pretty fitting tbf

Toilet paper
I now see how that was a mistake on my part

Shit mom
Next time Pablo

Iniesta 2.0
Biggest betrayal of the year is me being the first person on probation, and I'm dating her

Xavi's baby boy
He's literally dating you so he can be on top

Silver hammy
Uh..

Baldy
Top of the pyramid **

Xavi's baby boy
Yeah I said that

10 flop
Yeah well no, you just said so he can be top

Silver hammy
So used to being a bottom he doesn't know
what it means

Iniesta 2.0
Ay ay ay ay ay ay

Baldy
Bottom of the pyramid **

Shit mom
Ale I appreciate the effort to save my brain
from these thoughts and images

Silver hammy
I mean you must be able to imagine Pedri on
top pretty well, hmm? Maybe some experience

Iniesta 2.0
📸

Shit mom left the group

Silver hammy
Good riddance!

Baldy
That's all it took for her to leave?
Just Jude making weird comments

Silver hammy
She's the one who made it weird

10 flop added Shit mom to the group

10 flop
Welcome back

Shit mom
Thanks!
I was just using the bleach Pedri used one time

Silver hammy
You can't bleach a conversation 🙄

Shit mom
Watch me try!

Toilet paper
You guys are being mean, AND she's ill too

Silver hammy
Oh shit yeah
DONT CARE!

Shit mom
Hate this guy

Silver hammy
Nahhhh jit trippin🙀

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