unknown
KAVEH YOU ASSHOLE
PICK UP THE PHONE YOU OBSOLETE BLOND
I SWEAR I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN CLASS TOMORROW
me
Who are you?
unknown
oh now you wanna act dumb with me??
don't act as if you didn't just DITCH ME AT THIS PARTY.
YOU SAID YOU'D DRIVE ME HOME!!
INSTEAD, YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE 😁‼️
YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER TO TEXT YOU WHEN I WANNA GO HOME
AND HERE I AM! TEXTING YOU!
EXCEPT FARUZAN SAID SHE HASN'T SEEN YOU AT ALL??
me
Why'd you go to the party? Why would you ever trust Kaveh, of all people, to drive you home from a party?
unknown
omg
i'm about to bring out the wolf photos as a threat.
kaveh this isn't funny
you drag me OUT OF MY DORM, YELL AT ME TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS, SCARE MY POOR ROOMMATE, MAKE ME GET ALL DRESSED UP FOR THIS FRAT PARTY OR WTV YOU WANNA CALL IT, AND DITCH ME???
you're getting the worst friend award 👎👎
never trust a blond fr
me
Hahaha
unknown
NOW YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME???
ykw im calling nilou
unlike you, she's A RELIABLE FRIEND.
me
Never trust Kaveh.
unknown
you're acting real calm for SOMEONE WHO JUST DITCHED THEIR FRIEND 🤬👎
i just sneezed angrily bc of you
me
Bless you.
unknown
thank you 🤗
NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??
i srsly need new friends
me
Sorry to ruin the fun, but I am not Kaveh.
unknown
haha nice joke 😂😂😂😂
you can't fool me again
the first poor soul who had to deal with me texting them unknowingly ended up crying
i still feel guilty to this day
i can't believe you can never keep a number 👎
me
I'm not Kaveh.
unknown
and i'm the tooth fairy about to steal your perfecta, dientes blanco 😄🫵
me
I'm flattered you think my teeth are white and perfect. However, that doesn't change the fact I am not Kaveh.
Who's stupid enough to fall for his trick twice?
unknown
HAHAHAHA
Hahahahaa
hahaha...
haha...
ha...
you better be fucking with me rn 🙂
me
I am not.
unknown
oh my god
i am so sorry. i cannot believe this vertically challenged blond fooled me again. i will do whatever you need me to do (within reason) to repay you back for the trouble i have caused you on this troublesome night. i will even hunt down kaveh myself and present him to you so you and i can beat him up together for the trouble he's causes us both. this is completely unfair for this to happen to you.
i hope this apology suffices for the trouble i have caused you 😭
me
How did you fall for his trick not once, but twice?
unknown
i'm gullible 😞
i have trust issues from blonds now bc of him
but i'm being fr i'm actually, truly, sincerely apologetic for the chaos i've created for you tonight
i'll even say sorry in spanish
lo siento ☹️
me
I'll forgive you if you do one thing.
unknown
name it, buckaroo
me
Delete my number.
unknown
hahahaha well...
you see............
i cannot do that, good man/woman!
what if kaveh tries to pull the same trick on me with your number? what if kaveh needs to be beaten up?
you seem to have a hatred towards that un-intellectual blond as well
me
I do have an abhorrence towards Kaveh, but I do not need you to assist me in annoying him.
So, delete my number.
unknown
god you type like you're writing an email
but look! we're bonding already 😚🫶
we should become besties
besties against kaveh
me
I will not be anyone's bestie. Especially a strangers.
unknown
suddenly we're long lost childhood friends who have known each other since elementary but were separated due to one of us moving and we somehow reconnected during our college years!
you
That is the most absurd idea I have heard in a while.
unknown
do you not have a childhood bestie ☹️
you
Yes I do.
unknown
then you'd understand 🤭
omg yk how funny it'd be if we were actually childhood bbgs
and we fell in love
and we become married with two kids!
you
You're delusional.
Good night.
unknown
WAIT NO
I NEED TO CONTACT KAVEH STILL
I NEED A RIDE HOME
PLEASE HELP ME 🙏🙏
ILL BUY YOU ICE CREAM??
ykw you're an asshole too 😤😤
seen.
• • •
alhaitham sighed deeply, glancing at the blond who was shit-face wasted on the couch, ready to pass out. he didn't understand why kaveh would give his number out to strangers, but he would definitely pester him tomorrow once he was sober.
he pinched the bridge of the nose, sighing heavily once again. "don't throw up everywhere," alhaitham stated, walking back to his own room and leaving the blond alone to deal with his issues.
the grey-haired male glanced back at his phone, tempted to answer your messages. but for all he knew, you could've been some crazed stalker that convinced kaveh to give you his number. he wasn't taking his chances.
sitting down on his bed, he unlocked his phone quickly and deleted your number before anything could happen.
after all, what was the worse that could happen?