Officiant Moto Moto: "mr clean, do you take shrek to be your lawfully wedded ogre?"
Mr clean: "I do"
Moto Moto: "shrek, do you take mr clean to be your lawfully wedded bald man?"
Shrek: "i do"
Moto Moto: "you may now kiss the ogre"
*kiss
guests: *cheer
they went on to adopt a son named jimmy and live a happy life
The end