Author's note: This is chapter 5! I hope you enjoy! My procrastination is at its epitome. ALSO, So sorry for the delay! I went to boston and unfortunately had no access to wattpad there!
Location: Azur Lane Base
Hawaii POV:
Hawaii and Comrade Hawaii(A combination of Fuhrer Hawaii and King Hawaii) are talking with each other.
Hawaii: Look at my colored TV.
Comrade Hawaii: We can blow your fat a** and all the other american fat a**es to the moon and back with our large amount of explosives.
Hawaii: .... Look at this vegetable peeler.
Do u guys know where this scene is from?
Location: Sea.
Hawaii(?) POV
Hawaii(?): Now these are some old pieces.
Hawaii(?) is seen dragging some old riggings ashore.
Hawaii(?): So these are his riggings, aren't they?
Hawaii(?): It's good that he died, so I can take his place.
Location: Azur Lane base.
*Slice*
Hawaii: Nice cut!
Commander and Hawaii are seen cutting watermelons.
Commander: Thanks!
Hawaii: Now its my turn.
Hawaii raises the sword, only for a bird to caw in his face.
Hawaii: What the fu-!
Hawaii slashes down, misses the water melon, hits the table that the water melon is on, and the water melon flies into his crowned jewels.
Hawaii: My jewels. Eugh.
Hawaii dies.
Commander: Haha! I won!
Fuhrer Hawaii: Nien, Nien, Nien! I vill not let the kommandant beat us!
After many tries, Fuhrer Hawaii is also defeated.
Fuhrer Hawaii: I can't believe im going to say this, but King Hawaii, Help me!
King Hawaii: I remain impartial and indifferent. When the world is reduced to nothing only I-
Hawaii: Now thats a wrap! Lets get this over with before I explode.
Hawaii-taro: Now, Now. I think I can beat commander!
Hawaii-taro raises his katana high above his head.
Hawaii-taro: You shall now meet your fate, Watermelon!
Hawaii-taro cuts the melon in half with a force so hard, the water melon exploded.
The exploded melon hit a ceiling light and that hits Hawaii in the head.
Hawaii-taro: And now a haiku...
Hawaii collapses.
Commander: Victorious again!
*time skip*
Hawaii: I got to go now.
Commander: Ok, where are you going?
Hawaii: I am getting some coconuts.
Commander: Why do you need coconuts? Doesn't Hawaii have a lot of them.
Hawaii: One, I don't have any coconuts so thats why I need to go get them
Commander: Wait! Thats not what I-
Hawaii: You better not f*ck up the base. When I am back, it better be in the exact same condition that it was before! Bye!
Hawaii bolts out of the door.
Commander: Oh come on!
Location: Coconut island.
Hawaii: What nice coconuts.
Hawaii is looking up at the coconut.
Hawaii: And what a nice crab.
Hawaii is looking at a coconut Crab.
Hawaii: I wonder what you would taste like.
The crab pulls out a coconut gun.
Hawaii: Yo yo yo! Chill man! I was just kidding!
Other coconut crabs with coconut guns pull up.
Hawaii: Oh boy.
The coconut crabs pull the triggers.
*Bang*
Location: Azur Lane Base, Commander's Office.
Commander's POV
Commander is seen holding the Athena cube.
Commander: I wonder on how I am going to use this.
???: Yes I wonder as well.
Commander: AUdgead!
*Bloopblooper*
The Commander hits the window, breaking it, and falls into the sea.
Jack: I got you Commander!
Jack backflips out the window.
Haruto: Me too!
Haruto jumps out the window.
Hawaii sticks his head out the window, looking down.
Hawaii: I'm not doing that.
Hawaii takes a sip from his coconut.
Cut! Take two!
*Bloopblooper end*
The Commander jumps out of his seat, hits the window and falls down.
???: Are you okay Commander?
Commander: Who are you!
Commander looks at a kansen that looks similar to Enterprise and Hornet.
???: I forgot to introduce myself. I am USS Yorktown of the Yorktown-class Carriers. I would assume that you met both my sisters, Enterprise and Hornet?
Commander: So, Hello Yorktown. What brings you here and wait I thought that you were crippled?
Yorktown: I was a crippled, but a miracle happened that allowed me to walk again.
Yorktown: I am here to meet with a very specific person as I haven't seen him for a very long time.
Commander(sweating): Uh.... Who is this person you are talking about?
Yorktown: He is somebody that you probably won't know, but does the name Hawaii ring a bell?
Commander(Sweating even more now): Uhhhhhhhhh no?
Yorktown: oh, ok then.
Yorktown is about to leave when Commander speaks up.
Commander: Wait!
Yorktown stops and turns around to the Commander.
Commander(Thoughts): I'm so sorry Hawaii! Please don't kill me.
*Bloopblooper*
Hawaii: I won't, but he will
Hawaii's thumb points to the DIRECTOR.
Commander: oh crap.
*Bloopblooper end*
Commander: I.... know who Hawaii is.
Yorktown: REALLY?! Oh sorry. But do you really know on who he is?
Commander: *sighs* Unfortunately, yes.
Yorktown: How could you know him? You came a long time after his death and no one talks about him anymore.
Commander: You see, he kind of, uh how do I put this....
Voice in head: Breaking and entering.
Yorktown: Breaking and entering?
Commander: You heard that?
Yorktown is baffled but she nodded her head as in yes.
Voice: Its me Hawaii.
Yorktown: Hawaii!? Where are you? Everyone will be so happy to see you!
Commander: More importantly, how the f*ck are you talking to us!?
Hawaii(voice): Unfortunately, I'm on an island. But it is a good island and I will be away for a few more weeks.
Commander and Yorktown hear some gun shots in the backround.
Yorktown: Are you alright Hawaii? You should come back here so I can see you and keep you from dying!
A brief shadow appears over Yorktown's eyes and she gains an obsessive look.
Yorktown: *quietly* I will kill all those who are close to you and all those who will harm you so I can have you all to me self hehehehehe.
Hawaii(Voice): Yorktown, did you say anything?
Yorktown: Eep! No!
Commander: oh shi- look at the time, we have an important meeting to get to!
Hawaii(voice): I can get you there really quickly if you like.
Commander: What do you mea-
Yorktown and Commander get sucked into the Athena cube before the Athena cube blinks away.
Hawaii POV:
Hawaii trips on the ground
Hawaii: Oh f*ck
As the crabs surround him, he remembers.
Hawaii: Wait, you guys are little crabs. I'm a kansen so do your worst.
The crabs all pull the trigger and a flurry of coconuts fly in his direction.
All the coconuts hit Hawaii.
Hawaii: Ow ow stop that, ok jeez i'm sorry.
The crabs stop shooting.
Hawaii grows a shadow over his eyes and his form turns more dark colored.
Hawaii(???): For this...
In a flash and blur of motion, all of the crabs explode with their body parts flying everywhere.
Hawaii is covered in crab blood and crab guts.
Hawaii: Ngh...
Hawaii's eyes widen in shock and holds his heart as if in pain and collapses on the ground unconcious.
*Random flashback because why not*
You can see Enterprise, Hawaii, and Rossiya do pushups.
Enterprise is doing normal pushups.
And Rossiya is doing the classical Russian no hand pushup.
Enterprise: HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!
Rossiya: Easy Comrade, we first do a normal pushup, then a pushup with one arm, then do pushup with no arm!
Enterprise: That doesn't explain anythi-
Enterprise just stares as Hawaii is doing his pushups.
Everyone else is too.
Hawaii is literally facing flat on the ground and moving up and down on the y axis. Like he is flying or some sh*t
Enterprise: How are you doing that?!
Hawaii: its just pushups.
Enterprise: What do you mean!
Hawaii: If you take enough drugs and become high enough, you can be able to do this too!
Hawaii: in fact, in Ohio, I once saw this guy do push downs and he pushed the Earth down whenever he did one.
Enterprise: I'm not going to ask anymore.
*Flashback end*
Hawaii regains consiousness.
Hawaii(???): huh, I wonder who that was?
Hawaii has a blank face with absolutely no emotion.
Hawaii gets up.
Hawaii walks around.
*Flashback*
???: You need to ruthlessly kill all Sirens, show them no mercy, and kill all those in your way.
Hawaii(???):.....
???: You got it?
Hawaii(???): .....yes......
*Flashback end*
Hawaii(???): I must complete my only purpose.
Hawaii stumbles off into the forest.
In his mindscape, the camera zooms into a small white orb, with a part of it turning black.
Commander POV
The Athena cube spits out Yorktown and the Commander right on top of an Ark Royal.
Commander: Oh crap, I'm so sorry are you alri- Actually, I'm not that sorry and I hope that you aren't all right.
The Commander quickly gets off Ark Royal.
Yorktown: I apologize on behalf of me and the Commander.
Yorktown bows to Ark Royal.
Ark Royal: No no, its ok hehehehe.
Ark Royal stares at the destroyers pervertedly.
Commander: Remind me to get Enterprise later.
Yorktown: ok.
*Time skip*
Queen Elizabeth: Why are they late? They were supposed to arrive 5.827423476234827546123 seconds ago.
Commander: We are here!
The Commander and Yorktown busted through the door.
Queen Elizabeth: Finally! Took you guys long enough!
Commander: So, why did you call this meeting.
Hood: It's to talk about this.
Edinburgh brings out the black wisdom cube.
Commander: What is it?
Illustrious: According to what Amagi said when Sheffield did her spy mission, it's a super weapon. Or something to bring him back.
Commander: Pffft!
The Commander spits some of his tea out
Belfast: Master, that isn't proper of you to do such a thing.
With pretty much everyone in Royal Navy staring at him, Commander quickly switches topics.
Commander: How will the cube revive this person you are speaking about?
Hood: We don't know yet. We are planning on testing what the Black Cube is capable of.
Commander(Thoughts): Should I tell High Command? I mean, it doesn't really hurt to tell them but I remember Hawaii saying something about this.
*Flashback*
Hawaii: One thing you must know Commander, is to not tell those old geezers at High Command anything that may impact their judgement!
Commander: Why?
Hawaii: I know that there are other Commanders stationed at different bases and the geezers at High Command are very busy. It is best to keep anything important to ourselves.
Commmander: O-ok!
*Flashback end*
Commander(Thoughts): This is so hard to decide on!
An angel and a devil appear on Commander's shoulders (Imaginary ofc)
The Angel looks a lot like Commander while the Devil looks a whole lot like Hawaii.
Angel: You should tell High Command~! This is very important as it can reveal things about the Sirens that we didn't know before. It can give us an edge against the-
Devil: Shut up! Those old geezers are too busy with other things, I'm afraid they would get a stroke or alzheimers if something this important is shown to them! Not only that but it may take their attention off of other key bases.
Angel: It is for Commander to decide after all~!
Commander(Thought): Maybe I shouldn't tell them.
Devil: Hah!
Angel: Come onn~! I thought that i would win this time.
The Angel and Devil both disappear.
Commander: What will you guys do with the black cube when you are done testing it?
QE(Queen Elizabeth): We don't know yet.
Hood: *Mumbles* Maybe we can bring him back.
Commander: You said something Hood?
Hood: n-no I said nothing.
Commander: Really? I swore you said something.
Hood: you probably heard the wind.
Commander: maybe...
While the people at the Tea party began to chat because the author here is to lazy to write anymore talking, Enterprise touches the cube.
Yorktown: Enterprise, are you ok?
Commander: What happened?
Yorktown: She touched the cube.
QE: SHE WHAT?!
the teacups cracked a little bit.
Commander(Thoughts): mental note, don't make QE mad.
*Flashback*
Hawaii: One thing to never do, is to make QE mad.
Commander: Why?
Hawaii: The first and last time i did that, involved QE throwing her throne, then belfast, then warspite, then hood, then half of the base at me, and then some how threw me at me.
Commander: Oh ok.
*Flashback end*
Commander: *whispers to Yorktown* We should probably keep as quite as possible. We don;t want QE to get mad at us too.
Yorktown: *Whispers to Commander* You are right. I heard of when Hawaii made her mad.
Commander: hey, Enterprise, you good?
Enterprise snaps out of her trance.
Enterprise: y-yes I'm fine.
Enterprise seemed quite disturbed from whatever happened when she touched the cube.
QE: Well! Servants!
two manjuus wearing butler outfits appear out of no where.
QE: Bring this black wisdom cube to the armory!
The manjuus grab onto it and walk out of the room.
QE: Now that's dealt wit-
*Boom*
Commander: And there goes the cube.
Author's note:
That is a wrap for chapter 5. Hopefully this goes to your standards and stuff. Chapter 6 is under development and I intend for some guest appearances of other characters in later chapters. Cya! Also, Is it just me, or does the english voice actor for Enterprise sounds like Cynthia from Pokemon? Man im going crazy over here.
Here Have a short story from Hawaii's past
Ark Royal: Hehehehe
Ark Royal is seen on a rooftop looking at some little kids.
Hawaii quietly moves behind her.
Ark Royal: Now I have all of these photos! *nosebleeds*
Hawaii jumps Ark Royal and begins beating her to the ground.
ArK Royal: Ouch! OUCH! STOP! THIS IS POLICE BRUTALITY!
Hawaii: You call this police brutality.
Hawaii continues beating her up.
Hawaii: I call this RESISTING ARREST!
Hawaii keeps beating up Ark Royal until the little kansens are out of sight.
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HERE IT IS!
Ya know in one piece film red, where Uta(Luffy's childhood friend) decides to kill herself by not taking the life saving medicine and it was all sad and stuff and it was confirmed by the movie producer that she died. Apparently, Oda(The genius behind One Piece) said that Uta did die in the movie but the movie isn't canon to the real story but Uta really is canon to the main storyline so Uta is technically still alive. Let that sink in.