theodore
theo- theodore
penny- penelope
theodore
ok hear me out
penelope
absolutely not
theodore
you don't even know
what im going to say
penelope
it's 2 in the morning
there's only so many
things this could be about
theodore
ok yeah it is about that
penelope
i'm never wrong
theodore
i'm hot
you're hot
penelope
i am
theodore
admittedly hotter than
me
penelope
really buttering me up
aren't you
theodore
i think it's only fair two
hot people shag
penelope
and there it is
theodore
i mean it makes sense
you've said i'm hot
and seven minutes in
heaven last year was hot
penelope
theodore if you like me
just say that
theodore
i like you
penelope
i did not expect that
theodore
i know you won't actually
go out with me like a
regular couple
so i'll take what i can get
penelope
ofc i won't you're a whore
which is fucking on the dl?
theodore
if that's all you're
willing to give
penelope
you're hot sure, but i don't
share
theodore
that's fine
penelope
and girls will be all over
you still if we don't tell
people
though with the way things
are going i don't want people
to think i just casually shag
like that
even though i do
theodore
we can fake date
that way you're not
getting and criticism
and people lay off the
both of us
penelope
how did this conversation
go from a booty call to fake
dating
theodore
we can still shag rn
penelope
let me in the common room
and we'll talk ab it later
theodore
fuck yes
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pennylupinblack i feel like gryffindor got the terrible beds
comments
h.granger i have so many questions-
parkinson is that a slytherin bathroom
sirius whose bed were you in last night if not a gryffindor one?
sirius hello?
lavbrown that bed does look so comfy though
↳pennylupinblack doesn't it
dmalfoy she was not with me nor blaise
↳pennylupinblack i was not
sirius penelope?
sirius remember we are a house of gryffindors and reggie
daphnegg ok who are slytherins it could be
↳parkinson well it's not draco or blaise
↳adrianpucey you'd know if it was me
↳montaguegraham same
↳milesbletchley not me
↳thiggs me neither
↳parkinson who tf could it be
↳h.granger could never be theo
↳daphnegg probably not crabbe or goyle
↳parkinson urquhart? vaisey?
↳pennylupinblack guess we'll just never know
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rawr
penny-summer☀️
pansy-winter❄️
hermione-fall🍂
daphne-spring🌷
winter❄️
wtf is it
summer☀️
idk what you mean
spring🌷
don't be stupid
who is it
fall🍂
what happened to
being nice
summer☀️
yeah what ever happened
to being nice
winter❄️
says you
fall🍂
but we want to know
who it is
summer☀️
we're not dating or
anything if that's your
concern
spring🌷
we want to know WHO
summer☀️
we just shagged
winter❄️
who did you shag you
whore
summer☀️
like a lot
honestly he's really good
at it
fall🍂
penelope tell us who
it is
summer☀️
a slytherin you know that
spring🌷
which one
summer☀️
he's got really nice hands
they're distracting me at the
moment
fall🍂
focus then
summer☀️
it's not that simple
merlin he has a nice
mouth too
everything on that man
is exquisite
don't ever tel him i said
that tho
winter❄️
are you texting whilst
being eaten out
summer☀️
you guys keep texting me
spring🌷
and you call theo a whore
summer☀️
he is a whore
fall🍂
so are you apparently
winter❄️
why are you still texting
summer☀️
why are you still texting
spring🌷
have you done this before
summer☀️
done what
fall🍂
texted whilst doing
things
summer☀️
everyone texts whilst
doing things
winter❄️
whilst partaking in
sexual things
summer☀️
i have before yes
posted, replied to
comments
spring🌷
omg i don't know
whether to be proud
or disgusted
winter❄️
a little bit of both
fall🍂
now stop texting her
omg
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c speaks〜
pen is clearly v different than scar
also double update since the other chapter is short
:))