NOTIFICATION: HOPE added you to HOPE HAS A FRIEND
HOPE HAS A FRIEND
HERMIONE
hi?
HOPE
hey mia!!
UNKNOWN ONE
HI HOPES FRIEND
HOPE
my parents forced me to add u
UNKNOWN TWO
hope, you offered
UNKNOWN ONE
I'm Hayley! Hopes mom
HERMIONE
hi! miss... mrs...
UNKNOWN ONE
please just call me Hayley!
UNKNOWN ONE
for reference it would be Marshall
UNKNOWN ONE was changed to HAYLEY
UNKNOWN TWO
might as well get this over with
UNKNOWN TWO
I'm Klaus
UNKNOWN TWO was changed to KLAUS
KLAUS
aren't you going to ask me of my
surname?
HERMIONE
no, why?
KLAUS
if u asked then
HOPE
DAD
HOPE
DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE
HAYLEY
DOES SHE?
HOPE
NO
HERMIONE
I PUT MY PHONE DOWN FOR TWO
SECONDS
HERMIONE
that's all!
HERMIONE
just bc i was thirsty!!
HERMIONE
what r y'all hiding?
HOPE
it's nothing dw :)
HERMIONE
dw hopey, i have my fair share of secrets
HAYLEY
EXCUSE YOU?!
HAYLEY
WHAT R U?!
HAYLEY
AN AXE MURDERER?!
HERMIONE
HELL NO!
HERMIONE
I mean H E double hockey sticks, no!
HERMIONE
but honestly it's people stuff, like why
ppl hate me
HERMIONE
nothing terrible, promise on my dead sisters grave!
KLAUS
oh good so it's "nothing terrible"
KLAUS
that always helps, doesn't it love?
HERMIONE
LoVe
HERMIONE
IM BLUSHING
HERMIONE
AND BEFORE U SAY IT
YES IK UR HOPES DAD
HERMIONE
BUT STILLLL
HOPE
LMAO
HOPE
SHE DOESNT GET OUT MUCH
HERMIONE
yeah that's sadly true!
HERMIONE
so how are we all?
HOPE
good, u?
KLAUS
okay, but trying to figure out my
daughters newest friends secrets...
HAYLEY
good, thankyou
HERMIONE
good thanks
HERMIONE
also, klaus that's creepy af
HERMIONE
also who has a name like klaus?
HERMIONE
it's so olddddd
KLAUS
weren't you blushing a minute ago
HERMIONE
times change, get over it
KLAUS
i do not take kindly to rudeness
HERMIONE
whatcha gonna do?
HERMIONE
rip my head off??
KLAUS
i could...
HAYLEY
KLAUS
HAYLEY
THATS NOT NICE
HAYLEY
ESPECIALLY FOR OUR GUEST
KLAUS
SHE STARTED IT
HERMIONE
HE STARTED IT
HOPE
LMAO
HERMIONE
as fun as this has been, my mother
has now decided despite her saying she
wanted me to have a friend that i must go
and have dinner
HERMIONE
ADIOD AMIGOS!!
HOPE
bye!!
HAYLEY
bye hermione!!
KLAUS
ByE hErMiOnE
KLAUS
do you hear yourself?
HAYLEY
shut up klaus!
KLAUS
i could tell elijah about this...
HAYLEY
I could tell elijah about this...
HAYLEY
YOUR the one messing up!
HOPE
OMG GUYS
HOPE
STFU!!
HERMIONE
SOMEONES GETTING GROUNDED
KLAUS
i thought you left?
HERMIONE
i had to see why my phone wouldn't
stop bleeping
HERMIONE
so, respectfully, listen to your kid and
shut the fuck up!
KLAUS
no
HERMIONE
always gotta get the last word...
KLAUS
NO U!
KLAUS
HERMIONE 🤬
KLAUS
COME BACK