(I hate this so much. I wrote this a long time ago and I never posted it cuz idk but it's rlly bad and it's in first person so yeah. 😓)
I thought the title was the smartest thing ever.
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《Only in Kyle's POV》
"STAN!" I shouted while running up to my super best friend, Stan. He quickly faced towards me, confused why I was holding a green paper with the words, "Baking Contest" on it.
"What is that?" Stan asked oblivious to what I was planning to tell him. "Dude, look at the prize cash!" I say, in a loud voice pointing towards the bold letters that read, "$500 Prize". "Okay so? What does that have to do with us?" Stan asked, still confused. I rolled my eyes at him. How oblivious could someone be!?
"We should sign up, we could buy tons of things with that kind of money!" I said excitedly. "Dude, we can't bake for shit!" Stan said simply. "Pfft! It can't be that hard! We just get ingredients and mix them together." I said, putting my hand on Stan shoulder.
"Alright Kyle, but I'm going to have to ask my mom if I could stay over." Stan said taking a glance at my hand on his shoulder. "I feel like this is going to take us a long time." Stan finished.
Stan came to my house, we had decided we were going to try to make brownies. "When we mess the kitchen up, I'm not going down with you dude." Stan said. "Stop being so pessimistic Stan." I said getting slightly irritated. I guess Stan noticed because he decided to stop talking.
"The first thing we have to do is go get the ingredients." I said confidently.
"Yeah let's just get a bake mix and do it already." Stan answered. "No dude, we have to get actual ingredients, not just a bake mix." I said
"That's going to cost us money though, and I dont have any."
"That's why we're going to ask Craig for money, it was his birthday like two days ago."
"But what if it backfires like last time?"
"We're just going to bake brownies, we can give him his money back after the competition."
Stan agreed with me and we started walking towards Craig's house. We knocked on the door and Craig's mom opened it. "Hi Mrs.Tucker." They both said simultaneously. "Hello boys are you looking for Craig?" She asked. "Yeah, is he here?"
"He's upstairs playing video games with his boyfriend."
"Okay, thanks Mrs.Tucker!"
Kyle and Stan both walked upstairs, towards Craig's bedroom. They opened the door and saw Craig and Tweek both playing video games on Craig's bean bag chair. "Hey guys," Stan said. "Hey Stan and Kyle." Craig said in his usual monotone voice. "Hey." Tweek said "What do you guys want?" Craig asked.
"Why do you think we're here to ask you for something?" Stan asked nervously. "Because the only time you guys ever talk to me is to ask me for something." Craig said. "Well, I'm gonna be honest, we were going to ask you to lend us some money." Kyle said.
"No." Craig said simply and turned to face the game. "Why not? Its just a simple baking Contest. We cant screw up that much." Stan protested. "Don't you guys remember your last idea? The government was looking for us for christ sake!" Craig said irritated.
Tweek was getting annoyed now. He had planned to take his boyfriend on the best date ever but then these two guys come to distract him. "How much money do you need." Tweek said in an annoyed voice. "Honey you don't have to give them anything." Craig said looking at Tweek lovingly. Tweek slightly blushed, then he repeated his question. "About $25 we promise we'll give it back after we win." Kyle answered. "O-Okay come on." Tweek said getting up from the beanbag chair.
The group walked out of the house and started walking towards Tweaks Coffee, Tweeks parents coffee shop. Stan looked at Craig and Tweek holding hands, a bit of jealousy ran through him. He wished Kyle and him could do that. "What are you looking at?" Craig asked in a defensive voice. "Y-yeah, you wanna hold hands with us too or what?" Tweek asked, holding out his spare hand. Craig snickered at Tweeks joke. "Whatever..." Stan mumbled to himself.
When they arrived to Tweaks Coffee they sat outside, waiting for Tweek to get the money they needed. Craig had gone with him, so Stan and Kyle were alone. "Do you really think we could win the competition?" Stan asked Kyle.
"Yeah, we could do anything when we're together, right?" Kyle said, but then he realized what he had just said and started cringing. "Right." Stan said, a new burst of confidence arising. Kyle was a little surprised. They smiled at eachother.
"God, they really are taking their time." Stan said, realizing that he had been staring at Kyle's emerald green eyes for too long. "Yeah. I wonder what's taking them so long?" Kyle asked. "Let's go find them." Stan said, getting off the seat.
"Dude, I found them." Stan whispered to Kyle, motioning for him to come beside him. "Look." Stan whispered. Craig and Tweek looked like they were so happy. Craig hugging Tweek and giving him small kisses everywhere. "Okay, Craig stop. I have to find- Craig stop!" Tweek giggled secretly enjoying this. "But I love youu" Craig said. "Nn- I love you too dumbass, but I have to find the money!" Tweek answered. Stan and Kyle giggled, they never got to see Craig be so...loving towards someone. It was really weird. But it made them feel good that their friends had found someone who loved them.
Kyle and Stan headed back downstairs to the table they were previously sitting in and acted like they hadn't just been laughing at Craig. Kyle secretly wishing he could do the same things with Stan. Kyle was somewhat aware of his big crush on Stan, but he tried not to let it bother him to much.
"Arg!- Here's $25." Tweek slammed into the table. Both Kyle and Stan looked at eachother and sheepishly reached for the money. "The least I c-could get is a thank you." Tweek said. "Oh yeah, thanks Tweek." Kyle said. "Y-yeah whatever just make sure to g-give me my money back afterwards." Tweek said. "We will!" Stan and Kyle said, in almost perfect unison.
"Okay, the first ingredient is...cocoa powder." Kyle said. They had arrived at the new supermarket in town, looking for the necessary ingredients. "Found it!" Stan yelled from across aisle. They finished getting the rest of their ingredients, realizing that making brownies cost a lot more than just $25 dollars, (Kyle had wanted to get the best items and add toppings to them) luckily, Stan had an extra $10 in his pocket.
"Should we make them in your house or in mine?" Kyle asked. "Let's do it in yours." Stan answered. The boys walked towards Kyle's house, distracted by a stray dog, that they both had petted. Kyle and Stan walked in still discussing how much better dogs were than cats. "Yeah plus, you cant even take cats on walks!" Stan said. "And their shit stinks way worse than dogs!" Kyle added.
"Hey boys, what are you guys up to?" Kyle's mom asked. "Hi Mrs.Brovloski, I'm actually here to help Kyle with the baking contest." Stan replied. "Ooh! That's nice boys, I'll leave you to it now, call me if you need help!" Kyle's mother was getting ready to go with her friends, and Kyle's dad wasnt there either, and Ike was hanging out with his friends today. That meant they had the whole house for themselves.
"Okay let's start!" Kyle said as he put on a kitchen apron. Stan slightly blushed at the sight, Kyle was already really cute, how could he get cuter? Stan shook his head, as to try to shake the thoughts out. "It says here that we have to preheat the oven." Stan said, looking at an old cookbook that Kyle's mother had. "Alright, what else?" Kyle asked
"Melt butter." Stan read. Kyle put the butter in the microwave, waiting for it to melt.
Both boys continued to make the brownies without complications, until it got time to take it out of the cake mold. "Shit! I think we were supposed to add some kind of paper or something." Stan said, staring at the brownies. "No dude we put oil on the cake mold so it should be fine." Kyle reassured.
"Then how do we take it out?"
"I'm not sure, I think we just flip the cake mold over?"
Kyle flipped the mold and the cake slowly fell out of the mold.
"Dude these brownies are turning out better than I expected." Stan said in relief.
"Yeah, I thought it was going to suck and we would owe Tweek 20$."
"Hey! You said that you were confident that they would turn out good!"
"Yeah well, I just said that to make you feel better, you seemed nervous. Plus, they did turn out good." Kyle shrugged. Stan smiled at how thoughtful Kyle was, and suddenly he gave him a hug, a giant hug, almost as if he hadn't seen him in ages. As he lay in Kyles arms the wave of realization had finally hit, but Kyle didn't back away from the hug, he reciprocated it.
"S-sorry dude, I don't know what came over me...I was just feeling emotional or something I guess...?" Stan said, slowly backing away, his checks flushed. Kyles cheeks were bright red too, Stan wasn't sure why, but he felt as if he Kyle wouldn't have minded embracing eachother for a while longer. "I-it's fine dude, I honestly like when you hug me, if you wanna do it more often you can, I won't mind." Kyle finally spit out. I smiled and nodded, "Thanks, I'm sorry for making it weird." "Don't worry, you're always weird." Kyle joked. They both laughed and continued making the brownies, with Stan occasionally hugging Kyle, and each time missing him in his arms even more.
"We finished!" Kyle exclaimed. "Hell yeah we did dude! And they look awesome! We are totally nailing this competition." Stan said, putting his arm around Kyle as they both looked at their baked masterpiece. "Let's let it cool for a bit before we go to the judges." Kyle said.
The boys lay in the couch, watching TV with their legs tangled together as they waited for the brownies to cool down. "Do you think they're done yet?" Stan asked Kyle. "I dint think so let's just wait until next episode." Kyle