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❪ 🎧 ⭑ ִ ۫ ˖ 넌 못 참아, 𝙸'𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙼𝙴𝚁 ❫
Theo: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Ailana: Theo, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Theo: So that’s my plan.
PSY: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Theo: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
PSY: It fucking sucks.
Theo: That’s not constructive criticism.
Theo, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Jessi, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Theo: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Ailana: Three words.
Theo: ....
Theo: Okay, help me please!
Sungjun: Got two words for you.
Theo: I bet they won't be helpful.
Sungjun: Your problem.
Theo: I was right
Theo: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Ailana: I feel like doing something stupid.
Theo: I’m stupid, do me.
Ailana: What are you in the mood for?
Theo: World domination.
Ailana: That's a bit ambitious.
Theo: You are my world.
Ailana: Aww...
Theo:
Ailana:
Theo:
Ailana: OH.
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Theo*
Theo: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Theo: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Theo: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Theo: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Theo: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
Theo: How do I deal with my enemies?
Hyunsoo: Kill them
Theo: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Hyunsoo: Kill them only a little?
Theo: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Jessi: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.
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