Hai ..
Hello ..
Happy reading..
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Monu : ab tak toh adhe log nashe mein hogaye hai , ab kya kare ??
Karan : sambhalna padega varna sab ke saamney dono pariwaaron ka thamasha hojayega ..
Mo : woh dekho Sid , unse help maanthey hai he will help us ..
They two ran to sid ..
Mo : Sid ek bahut badi gadbad hogayi hai , ..
Sid : zindagi full on gadbad hai monu , hum kaha yaha mere shadhi keliye aaye the but you and this Dole Shole apne ishq war kar rahe ho , and my Sanju bichari apni ghar mein akeli Holi manarahi hai ..
He sat on floor and cries plays with colours alone ..
Karan : damn yeh bhi tunn hogaya hai ..
Mo : chalo mein Sid ko ander leke jatha hunn , tum baaki sab ko dekho ..
She takes Sid along with her ..
Karan : yeh accha hai mujhe fasa ke khud chali gayi ..
He sees faizi who was playing Holi with koel ..
Karan : ( to himself) yaha ithna sab kuch raitha fhail gaya hai , iss saand ko Holi khelna hai ..
He goes towards faizi ..
Here monu locks Sid in a room and locks the door but she don't know ki window khula hai , Sid window se bahar aajatha hai ..
Otherside karan sees veer was criying historically..
Karan : kya hua veer ?? Ro kyu rahe ho ??
Veer : kal ho na ho movie sharuk khan ending mein mar gaya hai ..
Karan : toh tum ab kyu rore ho ??
Veer : mujhe abhi rona aara hai ..
Karan : ( by keeping his hand on his forehead) lagtha hai Monami puri family friends sab paagal hai ..
Same he takes veer to that same room and lock and same as Sid , veer also comes from window , Moran unaware of this ..
Paru comes to moran and says ..
Paru : devdas , monu woh dekho Aneesh bhai ko kya hua ?? Kisi ko maar raha hai lekin kisko maar Raha hai yeh kisi ko patha nahi ..
Moran sees Aneesh hitting someone or something with a stick ..
Karan : yeh lo tumhara pagal bhai , patha nahi kisko maar rahe hai ..
Mo : bhai hai mera , aur koi paagal vaagal nahi ..
Karan : zyada side math lo tum woh sach mein paagal hai ..
Mo : fhilal jake dekhle ..
They two runs towards Aneesh followed by paru but Aneesh hits to someone on ground ..
Aneesh : kaha gaye ho mere jaane dushman , aaj tumhe maarke hi rahunga mein ..
Mo : kisko maar rahe ho bhai ..
Aneesh : behna meri pyaari behena , tum bhi doondo , agar woh milgaya na mujhe dedo , mein aaj uska chamda utardunga ..
Mo : chamda what ?? ..
Karan : skin , chamda means skin ,,( to Aneesh ) kisko maarna hai ??
Aneesh : tum ?? Tumhe toh mein baadmein dekh lunga pehle usse maarne do ..
He his on ground near monu feet and monu dar kar karan ko hug karthi hai ..
Karan : arey woh mendak , pehle bathav kisko maarna hai ..
Aneesh : iss duniya mein mujhe do log se hi dushmani hai , ek karan Sherghil aur dusri , chuha ( seeing here and there ) yehi kayi gayi hai woh , mera favorite shirt ko fhad diya , abhi maardunga pehle chuha ko fhir karan ko ..
Paru : accha chuha ?? Chuha toh waha uss room mein hai , chaliye mein dikhathi hunn ..
She takes him into same room , asusual Aneesh comes from window and says ..
Aneesh : ( by coming out from window ) yaha koi chuha nahi hai ..
Dono Moran apna apna sur peet liye the ..
Moran : aur kya kya khaand dekhna padega ..
Karan : ( pointing someone or somewhere) woh dekho waha ..
Monu : saamney dekh kar aankhey fhaad ke dekhne lagi ..
Sooraj and Deepak middle jo ek chota sa stage thi usmein khade the , sooraj ke haath mein dhol thi and Deepak ke haath mein harmony aur baaki mardh jo nashe mein tunn , matlab Sid , veer , param , Aneesh aur kuch ladke sab aas pass mein bhait kar baaki ka instruments lekar un dono ko encourage kar rahe ,
Sari ladies ko samajne mein dher nahi lagi ki yeh sab bhaang ke nashe mein the ..
Tabhi achanak sooraj ne gaane laga ..
Sooraj started singing and kept a piece of pan in Deepak mouth and both do the masthi same like old day
Hmmmm burr burr
Arrey bhang kaa rang
Jamaa ho chakaachak
Phir lo paan chabaay
Aa umm umm, aahaa!
Arrey aisaa jhatkaa lage jiyaa pe
Punar janam hoi jaay
Deepak started singing by playing harmonium, sooraj playing drums and humming along with Deepak ..
In btw they goes to apne apne Wale matlab sunhana and juhi ..
And danced with them , ladies bhi indono ki masthi ko enjoy kar rahe the , and elders are also enjoying there bonding after ages ..
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
Khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
Khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
Phir to aisaa kare dhamaal
Seedhi kar de sabki chaal
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
Khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
Uun…
Suddenly param came to bharkha and dragged her into middle and danced by seeing her ..
Same with Aneesh and malvika they also dancing along with the song ..
In sab ke beech Sid and veer ka alag hi duvida hai , kyuki Sanju yaha nahi thi , veer bhi single tha , so woh dono as a couple dance karne lage ..
In sab ke beech fhase hai humare Moran ..
Arrey ram duhaai ee ee ee,
Kaise chakkar mein pad gayaa haay haay haay..
Kahaan jaan fansaai ee ee ee,
Main to sooli pe chadh gayaa haay haay
Kaisaa seedhaa saadaa
Main kaisaa bholaa bhaalaa, haan haan!
Arrey, kaisaa seedhaa saadaa
Main kaisaa bholaa bhaalaa
Jaane kaun ghadi mein pade gayaa
Padhe-likhon se paalaa
Meethi chhoori se,
Meethi chhoori se huaa halaal
Chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
Khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
Uun…
Ab fhirse bhaari hai humare youngest couple sooraj -suhani , Deepak - juhi ..
Woh dono apne apne walon ko stage pein laaye aur tease karne lage , aur woh dono saath mein dance karne lage ..
Ek kanyaa kunvaari ee ee ee
Hamri soorat pe mar gayee haay haay haay
Ek meethi kataari ee ee ee,
Hamre dil mein utar gayee haay haay
Kaisi gori gori vo teekhi teekhi chhori, vaah vaah!
Arrey kaisi gori gori vo teekhi teekhi chhori
Karke joraa-jori, kar gayee hamre dil ki chorii
Mili chhori to, mili chhori to huaa nihaal
Chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
Fhir dono partners ko chodkar apne bromance mein busy hogaye , sooraj and Deepak ayisa dance karne lage jaise saalon pehle karthe the , sari elders ka bhi aankh bhar aaye the , kithne saal hogaye yeh dono saath mein dekh kar ..
Ek wakth tha yeh dono ek dusre ki taang keench bina roj nahi guzarta, ab achanak ayise behave karne lage jaise ki koi strangers ho ,but ab nashe mein hi sahi dono ki dosthi ka jalak dekhne ko mili hai dono families ko ..
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
Khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
O khaike paan banaaras vaalaa
Khul jaaye band akal kaa taalaa
Phir to aisaa kare dhamaal
Seedhi kar de sabki chaal
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa
O chhoraa gangaa kinaare vaalaa, haan.
Finally song aur dance sab kuch complete hogaya hai ..
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Deepak : ( using a water bottle as a mike ) ghaav walon aur sheher walon ..arey yeh Mike kaam nahi kar raha hai kya ??
Sooraj : lo mujhe do mein dektha hunn ( he takes bottle from Deepak hand and taps on it and say ) hello Mike testing one two three.. ( giving back to Deepak ) lo ab kaam kar rahi hai ..
Malvika : lagtha hai kuch zyada hi Chad gayi hai ..
Deepak : kuch nahi chadi hai bahu rahi ..
Sooraj: aur nahi toh hum ithni jaldi tunn nahi hojathe, hum bahut strong hai lawyer sahiba ..
Saying this he about to fall but Deepak holds him and says ..
Deepak : arey aaram se yaar , bacchon ke saamney naak katwavoge kya ??
Sooraj : koi nahi humare ghar mein fevicol hai chipka dengey agar cut hogayi toh ..
They both give hifi and laughs to there lame jokes ..
Rukhmini dadi : kithne saal hogaya hai in dono ka masthi dekh ke ..
Deepak : ( seeing suhana ) accha ek baat bathav suhana bhabhi , yeh aapke dono bete ithna alag kyu hai , ek toh param hai ithna shaant aur suljha huva ladka hai aur dusra karan ek dum aggressive and paagal ..
Su : Deepak bhayya , aap toh jaanthe hai, aapka dosth kithna paagal hai ab baap ithna paagal hai toh bete mein toh thoda hunar aana hi tha ..
Deepak: yeh toh tumne sach bola hai ,, yaad hai sooraj bhi ayise tumhare papa se lada hai tumhare haath maangne yaha tak ki unke ghar ke saamney dhera laga ke bhaita tha , fhir suhana ki papa maangaye hai suhana aur tumhara shadhi keliye , aur saath mein mujhe bhitaya , mujhe laga ki iss billota ke saath mera bhi pitayi hogi , fhir baal Baal bach gaye hum , aur ab yeh karan bheegi billi bankar meri beti ki aage peeche ghoomta hai ..
Aur woh jhor jhor se hasne laga , sooraj muhh banakar dekhne laga ..
Karan : ( to himself) yeh dono beech mein Mera kyu bezzathi kar rahe hai ??
Sooraj : haan tumhari beti bhi kuch kum nahi hai , kithni bolthi hai , saamney wale ki kaan se khoon aane lagtha hai ..
Deepak : aaye meri beti ke baremein kuch math bolna , she is my darling , woh ek chalti fhirti gudiya hai ..
Sooraj : haan woh toh hai bahut pyaari hai ( getting emotional) kabhi kabhi usse dekh kar mujhe meri behen jaanvi ki yaad aathi hai ..
Deepak : ( by hugging his head to his chest ) mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi monu ke baatein jaanvi jaisa lagthe hai , tumhe pata hai monu bhi ithni ho ziddi hai jithna jaanvi thi ..
Sooraj : arey tum he yaad hai humne kya decide Kiya tha , tumhara aur jaanvi ko shadhi fix hone se pehle , agar humare koi beta beti huyi toh undono ki shadhi karwayengey , dekho ayisa hi hora hai , tumhari beti aur mera beta dono ki shadhi ( by wiping his tears ) khash jaanvi bhi humare saath hoti ..
Deepak : ( tears in eyes ) yaar sach kehraha hunn , mein jaanvi ko kabhi dhoka nahi diya , woh tumhari behen hai , matlab meri bhi behen huyi na ?? Behen maantha hunn jaanvi ko bestfriend hai meri , mein usko dhoka kaise dunga ..
Sooraj gives a slap to Deepak ..
Sooraj : jhoot jhoot math bol tum , sach yeh hai ki tumhare wajese meri behen kudh khushi karli , uska jaltha huva bady ko mein apne aankhon se dekha hai , you are a murderer , my sister's murders ..
Deepak wahi par bhait kar rone lagtha hai ..
Suhana : karan chalo papa ko yaha se le chalo , situation out of control hagayi hai ..
Sooraj about to hold Deepak collor but monu and juhi comes in btw ..
Mo : uncle aap hosh mein nahi hai plz Ghar chali jayiye ..
Juhi : Deepak , Deepak clam down tumhe kuch nahi kiya ,..
Deepak: trust me juhi maine kuch nahi kiya hai ..
Juhi : yes i trust you and i know tumne kuch nahi kiya hai ..
Deepak: ( crying like a kid ) koi mujh 0ar trust nahi karthe juhi , papa , uncle bhai jaisa dosth koi mujh par trust nahi karte , tumhare alawa koi mujh par barosa nahi kiya ..
Mo : we will trust you dad , chaliye kamrein mein ..
Karan : papa chaliye bahut hogaya ab chaliye Ghar chalthe ..
Sherghil family left from there , monu and malvika takes Deepak to his room ..
Dev : ( to mahaveer ) aapne acche dosth sabit hogaye papa lekin acche baap nahi ban paye , khash uss din bhai ko bolne ka ek mouka dedethe toh aaj humare beech ithna duriya nahi hothe ..
Mahaveer ji feels guilt ..
Everyone left to there respective rooms ...
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So that's it for today i hope you like it..
One of my friends xyz55555555 had asked me how to do drafts
Toh yehi uski answer ,, sorry i can't able to replay you bcoz of watty nasha
" Drafts yani ki hamara tweet. Hum tweet me kuchh bhi likh sakte hai like koi number, koi character, koi quote, koi thought kuchh bhi and uske end me hume tagline add karni hai. Ho gaya draft ready.
For example, if I write We want ZDMN back with same cast then it will become a draft and iske baad me main tagline add karke tweet kar dungi
Now if you want to share your drafts with anyone or everyone for that aap ek Google doc bana sakte ho and then uski link share kar do jiske saath draft share karna hai usko. Phir woh person bhi uss doc se draft ko copy karke tagline add karke tweets kar payega"
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