Author's note:
Sorry for the delay! my skills in procrastination just increased by 4.
location: Hospital
Hawaii POV
Hawaii has been recently been checking up on Yorktown and as it seems, she can walk now.
Vestal is going bat sh*t crazy and monke mode because she has no clue how this happens.
Enterprise and Hornet don't know about it yet.
Hawaii finishes having a chat with Yorktown.
Hawaii: Well I'm going now, cya!
Yorktown: Bye!
As Hawaii goes to open the door, the door slams open.
*Bam*
Enterprise and Hornet enter.
They finally found out about Yorktown being able to walk again and exchange tears and all that other stuff that includes feelings.
Hawaii from behind the door collapses onto the ground, but luckily Enterprise and Hornet don't notice him.
Hawaii army crawls to the door, Stands up(somehow) and gives Yorktown a small wave before leaving.
*Outside the Hospital(or repair yard? Idk)*
Hawaii: F*ck my back.
Some people show up behind Hawaii.
IRS: we have caught you "Ellie" on multiple accounts of tax fraud and tax evasion. We are now going to repo u.
Hawaii: Oh fu-
Hawaii runs away.
IRS: HEY! come back here!
The IRS chase Hawaii all around the Azur Lane base until Hawaii quickly breaks their ankles and goes inside his cafe.
The IRS enters his cafe.
IRS: Hello Sir! have you seen a woman run by your cafe by any chance.
Hawaii: *sweating* n-no sir! I only saw some shark run across the street!
IRS: Ok that seems normal.
Hawaii thoughts: Phew
IRS: Wait!
Hawaii thoughts: Ah shi-
Hawaii: Y-yes sir?
IRS: Thank you for your help.
Hawaii: y-your welcome.
The IRS leaves.
Hawaii thoughts: Holy sh*t, I thought they were finally going to catch me!
*Timeskip*
Hawaii is walking around when he sees a bunch of Manjuu's walking around, repairing some things.
Hawaii: What the f*ck? Since when did my KFC repair things?
Hawaii-taro: No, they are simply some-
Fuhrer Hawaii: They are subjects, people I can control! I can already sense that they have no rights!
Hawaii: Eh.
Hawaii: I'm actually pretty hungry right now.
Hawaii begins to approach one of the Manjuus
*Dio is the Manjuu*Hawaii is Jotaro*
Manjuu:
Hawaii and the Manjuu engage in glorious combat.
Hawaii: Shinei!
Manjuu: Muda muda!
Manjuu punches Hawaii away.
Manjuu: ZA CHICK!
*Input time stop fxs here*
The Manjuu appears behind Hawaii.
Hawaii: NANI!
Manjuu: The Chick is the ultimate stand. There is no way you can beat it.
Manjuu: Za CHICK! EGG ROLLER DA!
The Manjuu stops time and throws a big a** egg at Hawaii.
Hawaii: NANI!
Hawaii loses.
*Timeskip brought to you by Dionjuu fighting against Jomanjuu*
Hawaii is sitting atop a roof now.
Hawaii is in his mindscape.
Hawaii is sitting with Hawaii-taro watching a scene unfold.
King Hawaii and Fuhrer Hawaii are fighting.
Fuhrer Hawaii gets his head cut off.
King Hawaii: Now out of my way worthy adversary.
Fuhrer Hawaii: 'Tis but a scratch.
Hawaii: A scratch? Your head is on the ground!
Another scene.
Fatladdin: Oh Genie, can you take away my weight.
Genie: No can do Fatladdin. I can get you a diet and a weight loss plan though.
Fatladdin: NOOOOOOO!
Author's note:
I am so sorry guys! I promised a chapter 5 but instead gave you this short part of Hawaii's life! This is something I think should be in the book.
Hawaii: Yah think?
Author: why yes I do.
Hawaii: Why did you have to show the part with the Manjuu wiping my a**? The audience didn't have to know that.
Author: But now they did.
Hawaii: Can we get back to the action?
Author: Fine
Hawaii: You better
See ya later for chapter 5, Siren invasion.
Haruto: Yea!
Hawaii: PFFFFFFFF!
DIRECTOR stand menacingly behind them.