so unfortunately i didn't have a chapter prepared for dear yuyu's birthday 😀 this was rushed
we pretend today is the 23rd
hongjoong - captain krunch
hwa - hwamars
yunho - yungoooo
yeosnag - yosing
san - everest
migni - fixon
woo - woooah
jongho - hohojong
woooah
GUYS ITS HIS BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTH
hwamars
Happy birthday yunnie ❤️
captain krunch
heyyyy dance buddy hip birthday yaarr
uhhhhh i accidentally broke your mirror but have a great day child 🧍👍
everest
happy puppy day !
fixon
Guys look at my mats
woooah
IT AINT YO BIRTHDAY PUT THEM DAWGS AWAY 😭😭😭🧍
fixon
Oh im sorry let me just move my
MASSIVE GRIPPERS
Out of the way
woooah
GET OUT 💀
IT AINT YOUR SPOTLIGHT TODAY 💀
hohojong
what in the fresh fuckery is this
fixon
do u like my fresh grippers
hohojong
wtf
fixon
i scrubbed between each crevice carefully during my bath
hohojong
i-
hyung wtf???
fixon
Are they cool tho
hohojong
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IF YOUR FEET ARE COOL
fixon
IDK
hwamars
guyysss its yunhi's birthday lets all be happy for him ☺️☺️☺️😊😅😂
hap
hapy puppy dau
sefgrdhhyuyg
yosing
okay??
are you alright
woooah
wow since when did you care for others
yosing
since i fucked ur mom
happy birthdat tunho 😀
everest
hhhhuhuhu
where's yunnie anyways
i cant contact him :(
hohojong
he's been offline since yesterday and wasnt in last night
fixon
he wasnt in LAST NIGHTv?????
AND YOU didn't TELL ME???
hohojong
dude hes your boyfriend and shares the room with you
thats your problem
fixon
?!
Also do you guys like my mats
woooah
Ok mingi
TRUTHFULLY and with the most respect i can ever give you
nobody gives a SHIT about your mats.
fixon
:(
everest
HEY thats not true!!
i like his mats
theyre cute
woooah
ok pussy man
fixon
Thank you sani :,(
hwamars
hinesty i thibk its teakly oteery
byt your feet come into virw all the time wheb i want to see it so no its not cute anylore
hohojong
what is up with your typing
hwamars
UM
im just eatunf yk
trypinf eith one hand
woooah
ok mr "i sleep in hognjoongms bed 24/7"
hwamars
shut
fixon
DO YOU LIKE MY MATS
captain krunch
YES I DO
BUT MINGI
every time I LOOK
AT THAT PHOOT
I SEE YOUR FEET.
I DONT WANT FO SEE YOUR GRIPPERS
THE DOGS
NO
KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF
CRUSTY ASS GERMS UNDER THEM NAILS
fixon
THWYRE CLEAN
I SCRUBBED
BETWEEN
captain krucnh
EACH CREVICE
WE KNOW
fixon
😭
yosing
i think his grippers are kinda pretty
everest
😨
woooah
yeosnag
never in my 20 years of live have i ever seen you be kind to a fuckheadass like mingi
fixon
EXCUSE YOU
yosing
right
i cant fuck around with is him so i fuck around with your fuckheadass instead
everest
💀
woooah
😨
hohojong
damn
go off
captain krunch
That sentence isn't even logically correct
yosing
youre not logically correct 👺
in fact
i think your mother broke the headboard with her bump that you were in
maybe thats why that part of your head is flat
captain keunch
i-
MY HEAD IS NOT FLAT
hwamars
G U Ys
its yunhos birthday!!!!
we need to be
H A P P Y.
woooah
hes not even online bro 💀
yungooo
who says im not online??
woooah
oh hey
yungooo
hi (⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)
hohojong
happy day of birth yu
yungooo
thank for birthdat wishes 😍
anywyas im like
outside of korea
woooah
BITCH
TF YOU MEAN YOU LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE
yungooo
oh no my mom kidnapped me and forced me onto a plane
now we're in london 💀
hwamars
both me and hongjoong hope you have a safe trip
yungoo
🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😘
yosing
🧍
hi
yungooo
Hi
fixon
OMG HIIIII BABY
HOW ARE YOU 😍
yungooo
HEYYYY ❤️😫😫❤️😫😫😌
fixon
😌😫❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👍😍😍😍
yungooo
😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️😌😍☺️❤️😌
fixon
😍😍😍❤️😫😫❤️❤️
yungooo
😍😍❤️😌😌❤️❤️😭😭😭😭😭❤️
fixon
❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😊🤫😭😔😊😭😊❤️😃😍❤️😭
yungooo
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧡🧡💚❤️🔥💗💛❤️💝💗❤️🔥💓🧡❣️💛❤️🩹❤️🔥💚
fixon
💖🧡💘🧡☸️💟💛❤️🔥💓🧡💓❣️💚💘💚💘🧡❤️🩹❤️❤️🔥💗❣️❣️❣️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍
yungooo
😍😍😍❤️❤️😍😍😍❤️❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️💓❤️💖❤️😫😫❤️
fixon
💓😍❤️💖❤️😊❤️❤️😫❤️😫❤️💖❤️😀❣️😌😭😭😌😭
captain krunch
ok i know this isn't gonna stop so im shutting down this gc
NOW
everest
NOOOOOO
woooah
side eye
yungooo
but i was barely online :(
captain krunch
no excuses
and happy birthday yungo
yunjo
YUNHO
FUCK
❤️😍💀
yungooo
🫶
wait tf do you mean you broke my mirror
captain krunch
everyone say bye~~~
everest
😿
byee
e
e
e
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yosing
gracias
woooah
thats hello in french you fucking bozo
hwamars
wooyo you dumbass thats spanish??
yungooo
BYE UN FRENCH HELP
captain krunch
all of you are idiots
thats have a great meal in russian
hwamars
i expected bettwe from you hongjoong >:(
I thought you weren't as dumb
captain krunch
darlin im dumb, not immature
hwamars
babe... 💀
yungooo
ooop too cheesy
way TOOOO cheesy for my birthday
hohojong
gracias is thank you in spanish...????
yosing
no you little shit diaper pooping baby patooie thats bye in bahasa
captain krunch
dude 💀
yungooo
BABSGAHDK
hohojong
to your own boyfriend?? really?
yosing
cao ni ma
(fuck ur mom in chinese)
hohojong
what does rhat mean
yosing
idk
my classmates say it
and i like saying it
woooah
bro 💀
everest
bye happy birth yunho ❤️❤️❤️
yungooo
i'll see you next week for our date
bye sani❤️
fixon
HUH
no wait, i am an understanding boyfriend
plus i also made out with him once or twice
woooah
what
fixon
Im an understadning boyfriend ❤️😫
woooah
you made out with WHO
everest
dont be a jealous jellybean just because no one is kissing you woo :(
i can kiss you plenty ❤️
woooah
rea
really? 🥺
everest
yeth 😍
yungooo
ME TOO
FREE KISSES FOR EVEYOEN?!!:!!!!!
woooah
😀😊😊😊😊😃😃😃😘❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶😘😘😘
hwamars
😨
hohojong
WHAT DOES CAO NI MA MEAN
fixon
ily bab come home safely
yungooo
ily too :(
i love you all 🫶🫶🫶❤️😘
hohojong
WHAT the DUCK IS GOING ON
yosing
stfu and come back to bed
fixon
also idd you see my grippers
captain krunch
NO
hwamars
no...
yosing
no
hohojong
bro no
everest
NOOOOO
woooah
FUCK NO
yungooo
yes
ngl
your grippers are kinda pretty 🥺
yosing
HA I WAS RIGHT
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