Warnings! This fanfic contains swearing, sexual themes, trauma mentions, abuse and everything else what you'd expect in helluva boss.
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■ C.H.E.R.UB. ■
-2nd pov-
You were currently watching the TV, and a commercial came on, a jingle from a Heaven's company named "CHERUB" the exact opposite of what you do, pissing Blitz off.
"Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!"
• "-And let us bless a souuul for you. Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.-" The jingle is interrupted by Blitz, who blasted the TV with a pistol.
You quietly groaned to yourself, tired of Blitz shooting the TV with his gun but pleased about not having to listen to the high-pitched voices singing.
"Nice one, B!" Millie cheered, although getting ignored by Blitzo.
"Gimme another, Mox." Blitzo ordered Moxxie, while slamming his fists on the table, to which he obeyed and brought another TV, throwing the piece, that was left from the broken TV, on the floor, before placing another new one TV on it's original place.
When he turned the TV on, he worriedly looked at Blitzo with a nervous expression, awaiting Blitz to blast the TV.
"Nah, not feelin' it. NEXT!" You stopped focusing on what was happening to your surroundings since then, and went into deep thought about the jingle you watched a while ago.
You got taken out of your thoughts once Blitz blasted the TV, startling you.
"WOHOO! You're on a roll, sir!" Millie shouted
After that, you started to feel the ground shake, and noticed that Loona's paper cup that was filled with water, spilled.
"Guys.. do you feel that?" Loona asked while she held the table, a worried expression on her face.
"Holy shit, I didn't know a hell-quake was a thing here." You asked, holding onto the table while looking around.
"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitzo said, his face turning into a concerned one.
"That's.. possible?" Moxxie said, unsure.
"Alright!" Millie shouted at Moxxie, startling him, and then grabbing him by his arms.
"Don't. Panic, Moxxie!" She said sternly before placing her hands on her hips, confusing Moxxie.
"I'm not, 'panicking'." Moxxie responded, quoting."Because.. hellquakes don't happen.." He explained, before Loona took a hold of him and started to shake him roughly.
"Stop getting hysterical, fattie!" She scolded him and then slapped him, sending him across the room.
"Ouch." You mumbled and went to stand next to Loona and Millie. Then suddenly, the window Moxxie was leaning against was broken by a giant black ball, and the wall fell on him making you gasp.
"Do not be afraid.." The man that walked in through the broken wall extends his 'robotic tentacles' towards you, making you furrow your eyebrows at him.
"Please tell me you got that insurance thing.." Blitz spoke, annoyed. "Who the hell are you..?" You said, pointing a finger at him unsure, your eyebrows still furrowed. Millie then pulled out her axe, ready to attack him when neccessary.
"And what do you want!" Millie finished for you in a threatening tone, making you turn to look at her for a second.
"I am, Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!" He says in an overdramatic voice, before leaning down towards you and Millie.
"Uhm, you could have always used the door you know.." You mumble, and he points a finger in your face, making you widen your eyes.
"I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!" He says and does a goofy wavy dance. Blitz then comes closer to him and sniffs him, offending Loopty as he turns to look at him with a frown.
"Ugh, this old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?" Blitzo asks him as Loopty has hands on his hips. "Yeeessss! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me hereee!"
"Just sayin', the front door would've gotten you here just fine." Loona mutters, and Loopty points a finger in her face as well.
"Shut up, dear furry!" He says making Loona growl at him in anger.
He then shows a photo of an old greesy man, making you almost gag but hold it in to be decent.
"Thiis is the man I'm gonna need you to kill~!" Loopty says in a singy-song voice, before Blitz grabs the photo and brings it closer to you, him and Millie.
"Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge." Blitz mutters while examing the photo, before a grin appears on his face.
"I can respect a man with that sort of passion!" He says while walking to Loopty.
"I'm Blitzø, the 'o' is silent!" He says smirking while shaking Loopty's hand.
"What 'o'?" Loopty asks confused. "Aw thank you, now what's the tea, sis?" Blitz says smirking while shaking his hips.
"The teaaa?" Loopty says even more confused. "Guys... help..." Moxxie says in a pained voice making you notice him being buried under the broken wall's pieces.
You then walk up to him and help him get from under it as he thanks you, as you place his arm around your shoulder before walking back to Blitz.
When you have put your focus back on your client, he was in the middle of a 'backstory', making you slightly confused on what's happening since you haven't paid attention the first part.
"...goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire... and get ALL the credit!" Loopty says with a glare to towards the ceiling while clenching his fist.
"Eeeehh, that's not really evil..." Blitzo points out with an hesitant frown.
"It's evil towards mee!" Loopty says sassily, placing one of his hands on his chest, while he puts the other one on his hip.
"Cunty.." You mumble out, only Moxxie being able to hear to which he snickers.
"Now, get your crimson asses above and send that heartless, no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!" Loopty says, furious, clenching his fists. You look at Blitzo, and you have never seen him more hesitant before.
"Eh, y-y-you do know Poopty-" Blitz says with a hesitant smile before getting interrupted by Loopty, correcting him.
"Loooptyyy." He says, his frown and glare deepening. "Of course! Of course..!" Blitz says with his hands in the air, in a defending manner while sweating from nervosity.
"If we do kill him though, and he ends up down here..." Blitz points down. "Y'know.. you'll be stuck with him, forever." Blitz finishes.
"Oooh, trust me..." he says wickedly while couple of weapons summon from behind his back, pointing at us.
"I'm counting on it.." He says with a smirk while his hands are interwined.
"That's kinda hot.." Moxxie says from beside you with his thumbs up, making everyone's attention turn to him.
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Author's note :
After 200 votes I'll post another chapter mwuaahaha
Heya guys.. i'm back after like 4 months haha 💀
Also I finally decided to edit the fanfic since I made a mistake of making the reader a sinner and an imp at the same time, so..
Anyways through summer I didn't have any time at all 💔💔 and then when I did have time I got a hyperfixation on acnh and played only acnh all day since I restarted it ( anyways guys tell me ur fav villagers 🫶🏻 my fav has got to Ione and Shino and Punchy tbh )
And also I got really depressed since my dog died two days ago and my best friend left me and I almost kms ( I still plan to )
But I felt bad leaving u without any updates so yippee
Gon try to update more but i'm going to high school in like 9 days and I'm scared and I'll be very busy since I picked out a really hard school 😭🥹
Anyways goodbye, enjoy the update luvs
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[ sat 26.8. 2023 ]