Author's note
Here is the promised chapter 4 people
Location, Azur Lane base
Commander POV
Commander: I can't believe I was convinced into doing this.
The Commander is seen working inside a cafe.
Interior
Hawaii: Yeah I am not surprised I was able to convince you.
Commander jumps back.
Commander: Holy sh*t! Hawaii! Where did you come from?
Hawaii: I was at the counter like always.
Hawaii: There is barely anyone here.
A tumbleweed rolls out of the cafe.
Hawaii: Heck even the tumbleweed left the cafe.
???: Hey! Commander! Hawaii!
Hawaii and the Commander look outside to see Javelin lugging a sleeping Laffey.
Hawaii: Hello.
Commander: Hi Javelin.
Javelin: What are you two doing in here?
Hawaii: This is my new cafe.
Laffey: ....I....want....something....to.....eat.
Hawaii: Ok what do you want then.
Laffey slowly walks up to the counter and faceplants onto the menu.
Hawaii: So you want Boba and a sandwich?
Laffey:zzzzzz
Hawaii: I will take that as a yes then.
Hawaii: What about you Javelin.
Javelin: I will take a panini.
Hawaii: Ok.
*Timeskip brought to you by chibi Hawaii cooking*
Hawaii: Your total will be $13.67.
Javelin: Ok here you go.
Javelin hands Hawaii a credit card and pays for it.
Hawaii: Have a nice day!
Javelin: Bye!
Javelin drags Laffey away.
Commander: Goodbye Javelin, Goodbye Laffey!
Hawaii: Well, Commander close down the shop.
Commander: Why?
Hawaii: I'm going to visit someone I know.
Commander: ok.
Hawaii: before I go I got to give you this.
Hawaii takes out an athena cube.
Commander: What's that?
Hawaii: That is my riggings in compact cube form.
Hawaii: Convenient right?
Commander: Right... So why are you giving me this?
Hawaii: It's so you can actually get out there and fight. But don't worry, it is only one use so if you don't want to be in the frontlines after using it, I would get it back anyways.
Commander: Ok.
Hawaii: Well I'm off!
Commander: Goodbye Hawaii!
Hawaii exits the cafe.
Unbeknownst to Hawaii and Commander, a little girl saw and overheard their conversation.
*Timeskip*
Hawaii arrives at a hospital.
Hawaii: I wonder if Yorktown is doing alright.
Hawaii sneaks in as he doesn't want to be caught by Vestal.
Hawaii finally finds Yorktown's room.
Hawaii knocks.
Yorktown: Come in.
Yorktown is seen looking outside, as if waiting for something.
Yorktown: Enterprise, have you come to check on me?
Hawaii: Quite the contrary. Also I'm not Enterprise.
Yorktown quickly whips around to just stare at Hawaii mouth agape.
Yorktown: h-how a-are you still alive? Are you a ghost? Am I dead?
Yorktown is on the verge of tears.
Hawaii: You can say that I went on leave for a few long years.
Yorktown tries to go to Hawaii but because she is *cough* disabled *cough* she almost falls right off the bed.(Man how am I even writing this. The extents of my own mind surprises me.)
Hawaii catches her
Hawaii: Jeez Yorktown, why did you try and come to me? Oh yeah that reminds me to help you with something.
Yorktown is still silent as she is still in a state of shock with tears running down her face.
Hawaii brushes the tears of her face.
Hawaii: Now I can't leave one of my fiancees here crying can't I?
Hawaii hugs Yorktown.
Hawaii: There, there, you can cry out to your hearts content.
Author's note: I am so going to rewrite this chapter later but not right now. Also, I'm skipping where Hawaii does some of his healing magic sh*t. So I will leave it up to your imagination on what happens here. I will greatly appreciate if someone pitches an idea for this because of the next sentence. I am doing this without my singular brain cell as it went to get some crack so yeah.
*Timeskip brought to you by chibi Yorktown trying to walk.*
Location: ocean
Hawaii: Come out, Come out wherever you are.
Hawaii is looking around for something or someone.
Hawaii: There you are.
Hawaii walks over to see a blue Athena cube hidden under the sea.
Hawaii: Come over here.
Hawaii turns into his destroyer riggings and uses the anchors to bring the cube up.
Hawaii absorbs the cube.
Hawaii's mind
???: I am back mien friendz
Hawaii: welcome back too Fuhrer Hawaii.
Hawaii: I assume that you are hungry.
Fuhrer Hawaii: Why yes, yes I am.
Hawaii: Here have this biscuit
Hawaii-taro: Wait don't eat i-
Fuhrer Hawaii: *nom* *nom* So dry eghhhh
*le dies*
Hawaii: the Popeye biscuit. When left unchecked, this ocean would have already became a desert.
Fuhrer Hawaii: F*ck you you sick motherf*cker
Hawaii: ouch that hurt my feelings.
Hawaii: where is momotaro?
Hawaii-taro: I fused with hi-
Hawaii: Oh f*ck
Fuhrer Hawaii: Why did you absorb me! I want to be a cube again.
Hawaii-taro: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I HAVE RETURNED! OWARI DA, DON- HAWAII-TARO.
Hawaii: Oh sh*t he's back. I will deal with him. You fuse with Hawaii and do something!
Hawaii unfuses with King Hawaii and gets yeeted into Fuhrer Hawaii, which they become Hawaii(Dictator).
Back to the Ocean
Hawaii: I am back, sort of.
Hawaii sees fighting in the distance.
Hawaii: That seems pretty interesting.
Hawaii observes the battle with the two functioning brain cells that he(and the author) have.
Third Person POV
As you can obviously see, there seems to be a skirmish going on.
Hawaii: Oh wow....
Sheffield, Edinburgh(I think? Idk. Please tell me who was here), and Akashi were running for their lives.
Amagi: Return that cube now! If you do, I might let you live.
Akashi: Unless if you were to pay the fee of $10 trillion then NEVER! Nya.
As it seems, the Sakura Empire+Prinz Eugen are chasing down some sort of cube.
Azur lane arrives as reinforcements to pick up the cube.
Quick Author's Note:
I have no clue on how Amagi or Akagi is going to act but for now, Amagi may act more liek Akagi with Akagi being slightly more passive. Another change is that Amagi will be a Yandere also! *for now*
Hawaii: What the f*ck do you mean for now?
Author: Shut up and get the f*ck out of here! I am broke and the IRS is after my ass because of you!
End of Author's note
Amagi: Oh, my. Has all of Azur Lane come to stop me from reviving my beloved?
Akagi: hehehehe. I will tear down all those who stand in our way.
*time skip their weird intro thing cause I doubt that my braincells(and yours) have the time to read through this*
An entire battel or some sh*ts is going on. Bullets flying everywhere. Oil everywhe- wait Hawaii where the f*ck are you going?
Hawaii: OIL!
Fuhrer Hawaii: No you don't!
Hawaii gets thrown into the mindscape.
Hawaii: NOOOOOOOO! NOT MY OIL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fuhrer Hawaii: Let's get this done and over with.
Hawaii summons his Heavy Cruiser riggings.
Fuhrer Hawaii: They will now bow down to their true ruler.
Fuhrer Hawaii punches the air and the dragon heads all break off of his body, forming a big ass dragon.
Fuhrer Hawaii: May the glory of Ironblood keep you safe.
Line break brought to you by oil.co,
Dragon: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
The Dragon runs into the battle field, attacking all that it deems as foes.
The Dragon bites onto Amagi's umbrella.
Dragon: GRRRRRR.
Amagi: Let go please.
Dragon: GRRRRRRRRRRR.
Amagi: fine then...
*KApow*
The Dragon got struck in the head and it flees.
The Dragon's next target is Prinz Eugen.
Dragon: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
The Dragon begins to fight with Eugen's head things? Idk what they are called.
Prinz Eugen: My, what a feisty one.
Amagi: Looks like you need to be punished!
The dragon quickly runs away from Amagi.
Amagi chases after it.
Amagi: Which faction are you from!
The dragon stops, wags its tail a little, and raises a flag.
The dragon seems quite content with itself.
The flag was Ironblood's.
Amagi: *angrily* Eugen, what is the point of this?
Prinz Eugen: I don't know. It is quite strange but meh. Could be just a coincidence.
Third Person POV over to Javelin and Laffey
Javelin: Ayanami, why are you fighting us? You are aligning yourself with the ones we were made to kill!
Ayanami:....
After a long time of back and forth skirmishes, the Sakura Empire+Prinz Eugen decide to leave.
Amagi: I swear Azur Lane, I will return for that cube!
Prinz Eugen: Eh, we can always get it later.
AUthor's note: Just found out that prinz Eugen is supposed to not care much about things.
The dragon happily grabs the now fallen Black Wisdom Cube and ran over to Azur Lane.
It sits there with its tail wagging, as if expecting something.
Belfast quickly approaches it and squats down.
Belfast:....
Belfast: OH its so cute! Who's a good girl you are!
Belfast began rubbing all over the dragon which despite its tough looking scales, is actually quite soft, like a fur.
The dragon is enjoying it quite much and drops the black wisdom cube.
Edinburgh: I got it!
She quickly runs to grab it, trips, but still somehow got it.
The dragon turns away and begins to walk in the other direction.
Belfast: WAIT! Your too cute. I can't let you go now!
The Dragon gives her a happy roar and disappears into Athena cubes and those Athena cubes fly away.
Belfast:*Sad* No... I wanted to adopt you so badly.
But as the Dragon faded away, it dropped something out of its mouth, something yellow, that rolled towards Enterprise and it touched her foot.
Enterprise: Hm? What's this?
Enterprise looks down and picks the yellow thing up.
Enterprise: i-is this a lemon?
Enterprise passes out.
Cleveland: Pffft!
Columbia: I got it on tape!
Belfast: let's go back to base.
The fleet(With Belfast carrying unconcious Enterprise) go back to the Azur Lane base.
Author's Note:
Oh shit. This sucks. I will still change this chapter. But I will also release a trailer for a fanfic on a series that I know a lot more on. *hint the moon walk and micheal jackson* Tell me if you guys got it! Also, the next chapter is released soon like really soon, there is a delay tho so yeah.
Hawaii(Complete): Like I always say, if life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples eyes.
Hawaii(???):.....what..... is..... a ......lemon....?
Hawaii(America): I say that when life gives you lemons, you make homemade bombs out of them.
Hawaii-taro: When life gives you lemons, make some ramen with it, its gud.
Fuhrer Hawaii: when life gives you lemons, give them to your soldiers as rations.
King Hawaii: I just put lemon in my tea.
Quick short:
Author: Hey Hawaii
Hawaii: what?
Author: You are adopted.
Hawaii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hawaii: MY PINEAPPLE
Author: What?
Hawaii: I don't care if I'm adopted or not but my shipment of Pineapple has been canceled.
Author: Its because you are adopted.
Hawaii: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now some Bloopbloopers( They are bloopers, but can include actors from other series.)!
Bloopblooper numero uno(for now)
Moment: Near the end.
Akashi: Until you pay the fee of 10 tri-tri-tri.... nyalion then never! Nya.
Everyone on set is beginning to laugh.
Hawaii: Ah yes, the nyalion. The highest form of currency known to Nyamanity.
Jack: That's a nice currency.
Hawaii: Jack?! WTF are you doing here? Get back to your set and finish your first episode! The DIRECTOR is going to kill you, grind you up, feed it to his dog, eat his own dog, and kill you again!
Jack: Then I better go! CYA!
Jack runs away.
Haruto: Aw. I was hoping to see him get folded by DIRECTOR.
Inosuke: Me too.
DIRECTOR: You don't have to see him get folded, as you will be VERY soon if you don't get back on your own set.
Haruto: We were just leaving, Bye!
Haruto and Inosuke run away.
*Bloopblooper end*