Girls Don't Know Jack

By mmjayoh

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Wilcrest Girls Academy is an all-girls private school - or it was, until Jack Moody entered the halls. 8:35... More

Love at First Bell
Adam Sandler Core
Body Mist and Bike Rides
Second Worst Day of My Life
Sick Days
Call Me Barf-Bag
Our Lord and Savior, Celine Dion
Progressive Parenting
Wilcrest Academy for Murderers
Party Crashers
Crash and Burn
Worst Case Scenario
Cheech and Chong
A Case of The Scaries
World's Proudest Father
Delinquent Behaviors
Surprise Visit
Late Night Drives
Jealousy's a Disease, Get Well Soon
He Goes to Another School
Alfredo and Pain
Homewrecker
Shantay, You Stay
The Enemy in Mary Janes
Dancing Shoes
Claws Come Out
Sh*t Friends
Picking Up The Pieces
Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
John Cusack Wannabe
Opposite Day
The Girl Gang of Misfit Teens
Pinch Me
Soak It In
Characters
The Full Playlist

Blondes Have More Fun

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By mmjayoh

♫ Blonde - Maisie Peters

"Let me see it one more time," I whine joining my friends on my small twin bed.

"No way," Jade states firmly. But I lunge at her—tackling her. Her long limbs fight me off, but are no match for my feral rage. Pinning her down, I work until I shake the phone out of her hand.

Hastily, I pull the photo back up.

Eye twitching, I stare at the pixelated photo one last time. Emma McKinney planting a kiss onto Jack's perfectly tanned cheek as he stares blankly into the camera. I give it a quick tap and to my surprise, a tag pops up: JXckM00dy853.

My eyes widen as I quickly press onto it, linking me straight to his page—the same page I had been searching days on end for.

There aren't many posts, mostly dumb skateboards or landscapes, so I scroll down quickly, searching for anything of actual interest.

And then, one catches my eye. All the way at the bottom, a photo of him in a nice button-up and tie. He looks younger, his hair shorter, and while I'd love to ogle over him all dressed up, I can't stop gaping at the other person in the photo.

Jack smiles, widely; a strange look for him. His arm is thrown around a small girl whose arms stretch around his waist, hugging him. She's perfect, tiny, smiling and—blonde.

Groaning I toss the phone to the bed, Naila and Jade flocking to it like ducks to bread.

"I'll never have a chance with Jack. He only dates blondes!" I whine.

It's the only explanation. The only reason he's not already madly in love with me is because of my mousy brown hair. That's why he's into Emma—she's blonde, just like his ex.

"Welp—too bad for us," Jade grumbles sarcastically popping the phone back into her pocket.

I collapse back onto the mound of pillows, staring up at my ceiling fan in defeat. If only I were as pretty as them, maybe then—an idea pops into my head.

"I should go blonde," I say springing up onto my bed.

My friends look back at me with scrunched noses as I scramble to my feet. My mom used to bleach her hair before she started going to her new hairstylist, she probably still has some in her bathroom.

"Wait here," I instruct as I storm out of my room on a mission.

..................................

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Jade says one last time, holding up her hands which are covered by my dad's blue gardening gloves.

Sitting cross legged on my small bathroom floor, I pull the gray towel tighter around my shoulders before giving a firm nod. "Yep, I have no choice."

"Why can't I dye mine too?" Naila pouts. I turn my head to her where she's perched onto my toilet, peering down to watch us below her on the floor. "I want Jack Moody to like me too."

Offering her a sigh I explain, "Naila, you're only fifteen. You aren't mature enough for a man like Jack."

She crosses her arms in front of her chest. "What—but you are?" She tilts her curly head at me, raising a thick brow. "You really think you're more mature than me?"

With a shrug I say, "Well, you said it."

"You implied it!" she huffs.

I raise a hand brushing her off. "Oh, whatever. Your mom would kill you if you dyed your hair and we both know it."

That seems to settle it and Naila clamps it. My head swivels back to Jade. "Well, come on, now. Let's get on with it."

She takes one last breath before digging into the paste we mixed up into a bowl on the floor between us. A big scoop piles into her gloved hand as she shakes her head.

"This is a terrible idea," she mumbles before smearing a big glob onto the top of my hair.

........................

My hand raises and I poke one finger at the plastic bag wrapped around my head. It feels like a thousand fire ants are wreaking havoc on my skull.

"It kind of burns," I whine. "Is it supposed to burn?"

Sprawled across my bathroom floor, Naila peaks down at me from where she sits on the toilet. "I think that just means it's working."

"You should've washed it out five minutes ago like was suggested," Jade grumbles sitting on the bathroom counter, swinging her long legs below.

"I want to make sure it's bleach blonde—like Emma's," I explain once more. I pat my hand against the bag again, its plastic crinkling at the touch.

The burning sensation only intensifies, and I jump up from the floor. "I can't take it any longer!" I exclaim, ripping the bag from my head.

My hair tumbles from beneath the plastic out in wet, matted clumps. To assess the progress, I turn towards the mirror. My eyes widen in shock.

"Oh my god—no!" I squeal looking at the sight. Bright yellow streaks riddle my hair, some splotches of neon orange scattered throughout. "What have I done?"

Jumping to her feet, Naila bounces to my side. "Um—no, it's okay. We just need to wash it out!"

Her hand locks onto my arm as she leads me to the shower, turning on the water before stuffing my head under the spout.

Cold water hits my scalp, soothing some of the burning sensation as it runs down my face, into my nose. Naila's hands work furiously massaging the bleach out as she holds me in place.

"You're water-boarding me!" I shout spitting water out from my mouth.

"Well, do you want to look like Bozo the Clown?" she huffs over the sound of running water. "I'm trying to help!"

Humbled, I zip my lips and let her work her magic. After a moment, the faucet squeaks off and I straighten to meet my friends.

Water droplets bead down my face, soaking my t-shirt and sweatpants. Naila and Jade look at me with big eyes, but then plaster on smiles.

"Uh—we just need to dry it!" Naila squeaks rushing to my bathroom drawer to pull out a hair dryer before roaring it to life.

My hair whips around my face as she works. My gaze fixates on Jade whose eyes only grow wider and wider as my hair grows dryer.

Finally, I push Naila away. "What—is it that bad?" I ask turning back to the mirror.

My stomach drops. No—it's even worse than before.

Fluorescent yellow hair, matted into knots surround my head, still spotted with patches of bright orange. My hands fumble into it, trying to brush it out.

But then, the hair stretches like bubble gum—pieces falling out, dropping to the pale white floor.

"Oh my god—no!" I screech. A growing sense of doom overtaking me as I stare at the hair piling onto the floor. "I'm going to kill myself."

Naila and Jade both jump to my side to comfort me, but I push them off waving my hands wildly as I spew, "Jack Moody wouldn't like me as a brunette—there's no way he'll like me bald!"

Jade rolls her eyes a bit before grumbling, "Okay—little dramatic. It's only hair; it's not the end of the world."

"Easy for you to say," I squeak. "You have a full head of hair!"

She shakes her head at me, turning her back to me before sauntering out of the bathroom. She throws up her hands, mumbling under her breath, "I can't deal with this. I told her it was a bad idea."

Desperate, my eyes grow wide staring at Naila, silently pleading for her to save me. As always, she comes to my aide, patting my soggy back as she assures, "We can fix this. Don't worry."

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